DuncanRG

Schneiderlin really turned it on after we conceded and Cork made things even smoother going through West Ham. Koeman was quick to react to problems today and all his changes paid off. God, were West Ham poor though.

Did we really not do it once under Pochettino? That's bad. Are you sure?

GRAZIANOOOOOOO

When was the last time anyone scored a hat trick for us? Besides Guly in pre season that time...

Another good substitution

IS RIGHT MORGAN

Good substitution

I think it was three, but not Pelle who scored

Why's Ward-Prowse trying to shoot from there? He's more than entitled to try his luck from 20 yards but come on

Well that wasn't offside

Get this one in Prowsey!

Really could go either way, but stay compact and keep that base of possession and I think we can get a win. One of Cork and Wanyama might help

Same as always, the 'no big deal' gesture with his hands. Isn't the type to run miles

Is right Morgan, tidy finish

God, can you imagine playing a whole season with Maya Yoshida in the team? No chance of staying up. Just be glad we're not playing him and Hooiveld. And Danny Fox is gone! We had no chance of finishing 14th with those guys around the team. Probably quite a few times

Covered more distance than any other player on the first weekend.

To be fair, he can enjoy the privilege in Italy as well. It's not like he's leaving us to become a monk

Que?

You're going to rub them on your arse cheeks?

Probably a good deal for all concerned. Worth bearing in mind that while Hooiveld isn't the best, he was a first team regular in 2012/13 and we stayed up.

Every chance of beating them if we field a good side. Looking forward to it

Political correctness is one of the myriad horrifying institutional failures involved in letting these girls and their families down. That much is utterly uncontestable. Multiculturalism and immigration are not among these failures.

Is his agent a source? He's spread a couple of rumours per window for years.

Koeman must be supremely confident in Ward-Prowse as a central creator. It might also be that he's planning to put Tadic in the middle - where he probably belongs - with Isgrove and a new winger competing out wide. I think I'd take that. It would be a shame to see him go though

Did you watch the game? We were absolutely diabolical in the first half. Reel it in