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That's quite impressive. When I was at primary school i could only speak four languages. Even now I can only speak thirteen.

Yeah I had a car that failed it's emissions test a few years ago, the lambda sensor was the problem in my case.

I've just noticed on the website that it says they are only for indoor cats.

I just stuck these two fingers up my arse. Want to smell them?

I wouldn't expect Rudi to do this, but it goes to show that if you really want to play, money doesn't come into it: Etxeberria signs to play for free

The problem is, Ian Blair is a politician. He has been all his career. Ironically, the very thing that got him to the position in the first place is the same thing which brought about his downfall.

Used to be a man.

Sounds like he's a bit of a 'Saga', plays well when he first goes somewhere and then drops off.

Hmm, hasn't even started a game for Millwall this season, came on as a sub in one match. Strange one.

Ok, so imagine you're Gordon Brown. You are doing poorly in the polls, and people seem to really dislike your party. You are having a cabinet reshuffle, a good chance to reinvigorate things. I know, lets bring Peter back, people love him!!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7650013.stm

They've missed a lot of our good efforts on that. Although it's fair to say that Norwich had their moments, until the penalty and sending off they looked likely to get back into it.

Phil, did Mike Ashley sleep with your wife or something? You seem to have very personal feelings about him. For what it's worth, I can see the benefit of the system Ashley has put in at Newcastle. A major reason for our downfall has been a bloated squad caused by very new manager wanting to bring his own players in. This model is designed to prevent that happening. There's a big difference between a chairman selecting players and an experienced football person choosing them (although I'm not sure Wise was the best choice).

Sol has always been a delicate little flower.

Keegan knew that structure was going to be in place when he took the job.

Cubs won the playoff 1-0, by the way. Bet that was a bit nervy...... Edit: Oh crap yeah, wrong team.

Indeed. I'd hate to have a chairman prepared to underwrite £20million of transfers each year.

Any, or all of them. I'm not fussy.

Looks like Lily Allen crossed with a girl I used to work with. She'd get it.

From where I was sitting, looked like he threw the ball in dissent and it hit the ref. No surprise he got a red for that.

I think Virgin have to wait 24 hours before putting them up or something.

Burnley played a 15 year old last night, the youngest ever player in the football league. He's so young that they aren't even allowed to pay him.

Looked like pretty much the same system we've been playing all season to me. Wasn't 442.

No, on a man-made island.

Despite the fact that it would be harder to get to from Hampshire, I can see the sense in closing Heathrow and building an airport in the Thames. The Sunday Times have been actively pushing for it for years.

According to a post above, it opens today.