Pastor Patrón

In the nicest way possible, you're an idiot.

It's not photoshopped you absolute dinlo

Except it's not photoshopped. If it was, which it isn't, you'd at least photoshop in a Spurs logo or something recognisable as being their training ground etc.

Isn't Lampard being released? Shaw would be loving it and would be great for the youngsters to be around.

But we can compete, our first 11 is top 6 quality

Photoshop expert checking in. That's absolutely no way in hell that's been shopped.

Isn't our net spend more then theirs since we've been back in the Prem? The others are irrelevant, Leeds and Forest are bigger clubs then us with more history. If Pochettino leaves it's because he threw his toys out of the pram when Cortese left, its nothing to do with the appeal of a bigger club. Its Spurs ffs, this isn't the 80's.

In what way can't we compete with Spurs? We could quite easily finish above them next season.

No it's not, the walls at St Mary's are all painted Eggshell White, that's clearly Ivory. Jesus it makes me sick to the stomach.

That's Spurs training ground too bro. How long's he been cheating on us?

I just.....I just miss him so bad

It looks hideous

So the source is twitter? Thank f#ck for that

Are you gonna say where you've got that from, or just continue being a ballbag?

£10mill a season, lmao. Surely that's not true

Maybe it's Kruger and the other dude

Butt hurt is not a reference to anal sex champ. It comes from a child sulking after being spanked.

Trying to use homosexuality in a derogatory manner is neither big nor clever bro.

I wouldn't particularly fancy being a Hull fan right now.

Better to not be in the final then lose in the final really.

Yes, very good.

So who did he turn down moves to when we were in L1, AC Milan? He's stayed because he knew he was on to a good thing, now appears to be trying to jump ship now his stock his grown. He's a very good player, but I think he's a bit of a little tosser tbh and to compare him to Le Tiss is disrespectful to the GOAT.