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Yoshida seems to be managing ok so far and with the number of long balls they've thrown up already it might prove to be a good call to play him.

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Watching this from a bar in Lanzarote. The screens a bit blurry and there's no commentary as they've got the sound up for the rugby... Yea, rugby! But from what I can make out, Clasie seems to be doing OK so far. Not so sure about Tadic though.

Just plain old salted KP nuts for me. I like to eat the half ones first by sucking the salt off them then eating the nut and when all the half's have gone, I start on the whole ones.

I'm sure I did something nice once, I just can't remember what it was now.

I wonder if he's still alive and in the hands of the Americans?

PS and clearly not an American either.

Of course there are no American terrorists. Saint George must be a Portsm*uth fan with his selective use of 'facts' and his blinkered view of history.

Happy days. Glad to see his fall from grace. Hopefully he'll turn up at Poopey and bugger them up even more.

Manure fans on twitter banging on about how astute Van Gaal is to have spotted Mane before the season started and tried to sign him. As though Mane hadn't existed before the start of this season. I hope he doesn't end up there, the arrogant ****s.

He'll go for what he's worth when he leaves. In the meantime I'm just enjoying having him at Saints when he plays like he did today. It's brilliant when he just stands on the ball and then takes the **** out of the defender when they try and take it off him. ☺

Was there an official Sky MotM? I lost my stream during the Mourinho's rant. I'd put my money on Mane he was a different class today... as were a few others.

Just taken a peek at the Chelsea forum. To be fair to them, they all think Mourinho's a tw*t for his comment about the referee.

3rd now or as some might say, joint 4th ?

I had one of those on my school blazer. How the hell I got out of there in one piece I'll never know. Managed to get a decent career going despite their attempt to **** up my education [emoji1] though.

Not sure that'll keep him in a job. I wouldn't be surprised if his bags have packed while extra time was being played. [emoji1]

Wow. No saving that

Lol. You're about 5 minutes ahead of my stream [emoji1]

Come on Carlisle.

So shall I [emoji20]

Well that was nice. Highlights on channel 5 tonight I believe.

I hope we hang on

SSN just said that Rodriguez, Mane and Long all on for a hat trick ?

Oh no!