Goatboy

Try this one B. Lols. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Skin-Peter-Milligan/dp/1858090008 edit: is not really lols. Is good though.

That's the one. Read the Rickie Lambert piece about his favourite Saints match and see the high regard he has for Kelvin. I trust his judgement over Irene.

I think I know him.

I think the only way to keep everyone on here happy is if the avatar of each poster appears on the new shirt. Maybe someone can do a mock up. Something like this would be smashing: And can we have some nice socks please. I don't like this year's.

Let's just go with the flow and not stuff up too badly.

Who the hell is that knob townsend going to give MOM to?

I don't usually see the point in jack wilshere but he was better than average in that half. Rooney and chambers on the other hand, were a complete pile of turd. And the ref is a moron.

lol. How in the name of all that is holy has Chambers kept his place?

I once wiped my arse with a £10 note. I was very, very drunk.

Does he wee in the shower?

Who would he like to see as the next England manager?

Care to bet on that?

Quality player. Deep down, just a dirty, tinker throwback.

I've put my front door on the latch. (That's not a euphemism). When will the students be arriving?

Does this mean that Adam is going to sneak off and give us 90 minutes for old times' sake when Liverpool aren't looking?

How come the swear filter hasn't put in the stars? Mine looks like this: Backwards, *** Sideways, *****backwards, sideways, Wiltshire,you ******* **** **** foul, backwards, sideways, Rooney, ****wayward shot. Backwards, sideways, *** backwards, wilshire,******* ***** fall over, backwards, sideways

Andy Townsend picks Glass Jack as Man of the Match. I haven't got enough f*cks to even comment on that.

Just as 'off target'.

C*nt.

Masonic hard house?

Yeah, b*stards.

Did we read the same article?