Goatboy

Joined the circus?

This. Huddlestone in particular.

On second on MOTD tonight. Makes sense seeing as we are the Chelsea chasers.

Leicester h Villa a City h Arsenal a Utd h 10 points from those 5 games and we will be in with a great shout of European football imho.

Toby was brilliant today. I watched Lovren quite closely in the Liverpool game earlier and he looks like an under 18 player compared to Toby. Defence in general had a stormer. Couldn't be happier. Unless anyone has Kara Tointon's phone number.

Call me old fashioned but rather than slaving over these hot sexy statistics, I tend to judge the team by watching them play. This year we look much more of a threat in the final 3rd with much more pace. We still have an excellent defence (including the keeper upgrade) and one of the best midfields in the country. Koeman appears to be more flexible in his tactical approach and I don't need a spare part to interpret what he says. Overall, imho, we are better off than last year. I am therefore happier.

Hi Redslo, I'm too scared to give any feedback in case I get called a racist and strung up from the nearest tree.

Let's just hope he doesn't bring a claw hammer out for the 2nd 45.

I'm amazed that Stoke got clearance to play Peter Sutcliffe at centre back. Do they have no shame?

Such optimism.

You have PM Alison.

Try Sportsnationhd. Well worth the subscription imho.

Neil Allen effigy?

I miss his hairy hands. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Richard-Keys-Hairy-Hands/179765908708694

I'm hoping Saggy Chops ends his career there so we can really hate them.

Mountain skills.

Suppose he's got to justify his price tag somehow.

A lovely little Christmas gift for the squad.

Poch: I need a bit more quicky quicky ina attack. Levy: I think you have plenty of options there. Poch: But Jay isa good player and he love me. Please spendy spendy. Levy: Isn't he injured? Poch: Si boss, but he still better than Soldado. Levy: Speaking of which, I think I've spent enough on attacking 'talent'. Poch: But I can't makea da top 4 without him boss. Levy: Koeman seems to be doing ok. Got his number?

This. Clogger Adam was in a different class to the other midfielders on display. Unfortunately for Stoke it was a few levels below everybody else.

Why on earth would anyone do that?

Eastleigh beating them would be p*ss myself funny.

I think you'll find it was actually bundled over the line by a Stoke player.