Heisenberg

Hes 28, not sure you can "uncover" a 28 year old journeyman? Think he just follows Puel from club to club?

12th time unlucky. United did there best to help us

Pamplemousse is the SFC Mark Lawrenson.... Equally dreadful at SFC predictions.

Well united wont need to wash them shirts, they have not broken a single sweat tonight.

85th minute winner.....

Ropey first half, but does look comfortable on ball and seems to be pushing up more than in previous games. A very decent youngster definitely

I am starting to feel sorry for this guy. Genuinely

Just doubled up on my earlier bet, a saints win now worth £200 for me. We are pants but United are not taking any injury risks tonight and we will win this 2-0

Seems to be the soundtrack to our season. Dontblamepuel.com

Puel would be successful if we have.... . NO injuries . Score with all shots . Play minimum amount of games . Dont have to play the top 6 teams . Forster saved everything . Had a world class squad Unfortunately its not a perfect and easy world and we need a manager that is flexible and has imagination. Someone like Mopo or Koeman.

Upto 6 or 7 clubs could be looking for a new managet this summer so we will need to act fast and decisively. Watford Leicester Saints WHU Arsenal Possibly AFCB if Wenger leaves So i think decisions and discussions will already be active and hopefully advanced. Dont want another CB f*ck up

This ^ + Jose is encouraging his players to take no risks (watch any of his interviews last 2 weeks) this game is an obligation for United, makes zero difference to the season for them and they will do the minimum necessary to get through it. We will go full strength as being 8th is worth £4m more than being 10th

If you're genuinely baffled let me help - https://www.mathsisfun.com/mean.html Lets take 5 games from this season - Burnley - total shots 35 Chelsea - No shots Liverpool (H) - No shots Man C - 2 shots Liverpool (A) - no shots Total from 5 games = 37. 37 / 5 = 7.4 shots average

Thankfully we have guys (BIG Les and BIG Ralphy) with real ambition and vision and dont have the saps on here making decisions. Puel will be gone by the end of May.

United have scored 24 at home. We have scored 17 92 professional clubs and only Middlesborough have same (17) Youll need to go to North Ferry United (national league) to match us again (17) Or sunderland (16) doh

Or 2014: 56 points, 15 wins, positive goal difference + decent football and fans and forum together as one. 2017: 45 points, negative goal difference, horrendous football style and 70/80% of fans want manager gone. Fans, friends and forum divided. All with the 16th most expensive squad in Europe!!

More of interview here>>> https://www.google.co.uk/amp/soccer.nbcsports.com/2017/05/16/ralph-krueger-on-southampton-taking-the-next-step/amp/

I just went with a straight forward saints win. £37 on returns £100. United will be weak and any 1st team players will not risk missing a European cup final. Hoping for a comfortable 3-1

Was only a few weeks ago we were all talking about catching Everton and qualifying for Europe..... 8th is a delicious compensation Who wants crappie Europe anyways

People lowered there expectations as soon as Puel arrived.... He has simply matched peoples lowered ambitions. I predicted 9th as soon as puel arrived, 45 points would have seen us finish 13th last 2 seasons so people were actually freakishly accurate about Puels (lack of) potential The horrendous football style has been an unwanted bonus

Cough, cough

New song: 8th in England, you'll never sing that Youll never sing that We h8(th) Pompey Youll never sing that

Highest weve been all season!! :badger::badger::badger:

I imagine Puel listens to the smiths. Both are super duper depressing.