Saint Billy

My other half just said that I was sado-masochistic, so in my excitement I went looking for the whips and gimp mask and then I realised she was referring to me watching saints.

You haven't seen my bush.

Whoever it is is going to fall at first hurdle?

Armstrong offside and misses sitter at the same time. Armstrong multi tasking at last.

I was going to watch a horror tonight but this will do.

No that's just a yeast infection.

Mr Postecoglou, your job is safe for another week at least.

Gone to join Assad have you mate.

I've grabbed more hair pulling the old boy out for a tiddle.

"I don’t know what more I can give the players to make them believe or that extra spark. ". In that case RM better late than never, sod off.

Time wasting to keep hold of our 1-0 loss

Jesus, I can't see anyone surviving that.

I sense from previous posts that everyone is looking forward to another game of bravery, sublime possession and constant threat on Villa's goal along with a team selection to accommodate all our wonderful strengths selected by the master and supreme technician Russell Martin...............or not.

Good to see that RM is pleased with six players performances.

Well that's a respectable 1-5 loss all in all lads as it should have been 15.

Well if RM isn't being sacked the fans should sack the club by none attendance.

Surely it's time to bring on our secret weapon in....... Cornet. Let the wizardry begin.

Rape probably not but there were lots of sexual banter. I suppose this would offend all the wholesome clean living moral women out there. " Grape Grape!!!, excuse me madam but don't you mean Rape. No I mean Grape as there were a bunch of them.

Ulrika Ka Ka heard much worse than this in Shooting Stars and she didn't complain back then.

Diddymen who mined it!!, I bet they get paid peanuts which sounds like slave labour and exploitation to me. Btw, no offence to dwarfs intended.

I suppose our nuns on the match thread are now deemed as inappropriate.

Broken cone.

Well, we got a draw which is probably more than we deserved so not all bad.

To be honest it looked a dead cert offside as soon as I saw it but was hoping the guys looking at VAR would get it wrong.

That performance and others from Dibling will mean we won't see him next season in the championship that's for sure