Pilchards

Stood behind the goal now!! still 0-0 Pardew is stopping and starting everything. Is that Lallana on the pitch?!?!?!

full squad except lallana

Got 0-0 written all over it as defence can't score while the defence is too good for attackers to score. might shout 'Pardew out'

Of course it's not as the guy is White!

Haha AP stops it, right in Hardings face. 'What you fuvking doing lad, hey, what you ****ing doing?

Puncheon corner two feet away from me

Jiadi 5 now!!

Jiadi - two power headers - make that three!!! holy me that guy is going mad for the ball.

it's defence vs attacks. full scale riot here we come.

Listen up Pardew is talking! He's telling them what he wants and he's sorting out the teams for bibs bs no bibs....

The defenders are here! Full scale match coming up :-)

Who's 11?

The bald guy has a folder with him. Young smart dressed kid I say but I've no idea who. He took a photo with his camera phone haha

About 20 years old black hair, he's watching for three minutes and then into the food area which is the tactics/video room

here we go. man in tie smartly dressed walking in with bald man suited up

Connelly 20 yard volley top corner! yeehah

Poor keepers, play continues until it's a goal. They are so charged up the attackers.

touch, touch... spray it down the line and cross. 4 charging in and boom (over) haha Oxy skies!

Question for you. What does a manager do if the coach does all the training moves? Who needs them :-)

Yeah but I'm not going to let security see what angle I'm at!

AP teaching them the art of spinning the ball while shooting.... MATTY!! where are you?

Remember that Niemi and Viera triple save at at marys? I've just seen Bart do it four times :-)

All the defenders are somewhere else practicing I presume.

Two camera crews are here so they won't show a new player me thinks

Wilkins doing all the talking and coaching as we do one two's and bang