Pilchards

Well said Dubai.... I reckon there is only one football man in that club and that's AP. I'm not surprised he wants a sporting director in to organise the team spy network and talent spotting network. I bet AP has other duties he is having to sort out as cortese is clearly learning the trade.

Well said and very true! I remember those that used to rip into Matt Oakley and how he never offered us anything. It's amazing how we miss a decent passing midfielder since he left. I let the manager judge how a player is, If the team are crap then the buck stops with him.

Talking of Le Tiss, I was watching sky sports yesterday when I heard a groan from the side of Jeff Stelling, I said to my girlfriend I hate that big nosed ***** (thinking it was Phil Thompson) then the camera went to Le Tiss. My lady said ' Yes he does look abit of a ****** with a big hooter' I was so embaressed to tell her that this so called big nosed ****** is my all time hero. Forgive me :-(

People talk about getting new players in but what I wanna know is why is the current lot crap? Compare them on paper to anything in this division and we are streets ahead. Davis - The very best in this league Harding - Experienced left back Murty - A top championship player with Reading Perry - seen it and done it in all levels Thomas - was a star championship centre back 3 years back Morgan - First came looking the dogs******s James - Welsh u21 player Thompson - Was putting in star performances for Bournemouth last season Gillet - A tough Blackpool midfielder two years ago Rasiak - A very proven striker Saga - Champions league striker recently Lambert - The best striker in this division Wotton - Was a star Plymouth player only 3 years ago I really find it sad that we are looking for even more players when we can't fix the current squad.

The problem we have is attracting championship players, With the start we've had the task has got so much harder.

Worked with him for 4 years until he got sacked for rascism. Bit of a knob he was.

Funny when a bloke does it his mates thinks he's a hero but when a woman does she is a slag? My advice would be woman look for fun because they are bored at home but they love the security of a breadowner, house and her own children around her. Problem is you will enjoy the fun so much yourself and you can't help but follow your heart by continuing it. It all ends in tears and the woman will go back to her boring life before you as you move on with yours.

I have lent you Lambert m8, However would you like Pullis too?

Hehe I remember that moment. Yes very strange that two forum members are sat next to each other and then began to talk about our favorite team. i think the common link between us was we both was dressed up in drag, I remember my ex missus saying 'Look, there is a another freak like you' ;-)

Head stewards was saying 16+ but due to insurance (what's that about) it was put as 11k.

Got offered carragher for 80 million... Is he taking the ****?

maybe take Saha off me for a good rb of yours?

Get up you poof, Whats a matter with that guy, Just strap it up and get on with it. ;-) I'm out the cup on penalties. Should I of set them up as I missed all of mine.

This walk up is crazy, 25 minutes left of the game and I'm 3rd in line to get my match ticket.

he's putting out his reserves so beat him badly as the guy is a best mate of mine. shush.....

The bulgar situation was pathetic too. John Venables and (forgotten his name) are living in another country with probably a new family of there own.

I only do that when we get new managers, I got Burley, Hoddle, Strachan and Pardew on first sessions but I failed to get poorvelt as I decided to get a haircut instead.

I'm glad I don't work with some thick planks like that at my place. It's generally a laughor should I say had been! I can't remember the last time one has spoken to me these days as they know they are in the **** themselves haha

No viewing before the season starts, once the season starts you can pop along except for matchdays as they run through set pieces etc. I was going today to film our new man but I can't get in.

I've got the other Madrid. Athletico...! [Pilchards sings, I've got Ricky Lambert] :-)

As a qualified martial art expert I can add that the police was correct in what they are saying, however you can also reverse what they say and take a bush around with you, Make sure the bush has a very strong centre and some fine strong edges. ;-) Seriously what is wrong with the law these days?

Need a GK too, Did you see our keeper 2 yards off his line and being lobbed by a lousy header. ;-) I reckon a midfield general, another striker with a bloody hard CB that's seen it and done it.

hehe I love it, I knew I had seen that kind of face before and Dune you got it in one!!!

Blimey have they not left the ground yet from the Millwall game?

Am I right in saying he also sang on the X Factor and rode the winner in the grand national?