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Fiver on saints 3-0 and papa to score last 50/1 £2 on saints 3-1 lambert to score first 35/1 What's yours?

I dont have a problem with that as they are nothing like that other smug **** we had as one of these guys pumps in enough money for this club not suck it out.

I see on the Yeovil build up thread that David Connolly has been training all week with us (according to Wildsaint) Does anyone have anymore knowledge of this? If its true then this guy knows the way to stick a ball in the net.

It's amazing as time goes on since I original started this thread that my three iteams have changed. I would now take a pair of slippers to keep the stones off my ticklish feet, I would take a Cardigan to keep us warm and the entire collection of Dvd's on songs of praise! What paradise :-)

[sings] 'You're gonna get the sack' I have the mighty Florentina in the cup tuesday and this certain Anthony Pulis is going to kick lumps out of you....Be warned of the mighty ANTHONY PULIS hahaaaaaa

The worry I have is we are turning in some good performances like Brum and today but we suddenly produce crap too like last week. I really want to take my children to the next home game but after last time they don't wanna go for now, it frustrates me!

At last I get to sit on a seat and not a tree! My question for the BBC forum that they have planned 'As we have so much money now, has the owner thought about bribing a win as it's much needed for confidence?'

I can reveal the club have employed him as a scout, I hope when they asked him to look for some good front runners that he never took it for those used at Tesco's?

Was there not a photo of coppell during a game last season where he was stood talking to a board member of ours? I'm not trying to find a link but it certainly looked a thoughtful picture.

You could clearly say we have the highest wage bill too! Please just give us our first win so the players can earn it.

I went on page 2 just to see a smiley?

Sorry you are way off. Other than Pardew what football man associated with the club knows anything about the game? We have finance people on the board but no skills whatsoever in selling our club to a player.

But the bible inspires you, Ask Dot Cotton!

that one in the middle is built like a ****house, poor guy with a boot on his Lap must have crushed nuts.

And once you read it?

Wally out, he's crap, he can't coach for toffee blah blah... I'm only following the trend that's part of this forum. Wecome Wally to Southampton football club.

Please explain more Baj as it scares me to think of you in a wedding dress. Nice one Hammy on your answers, It tells me you work with some rather interesting people ;-)

He did look rather jazz with his drainpipe trousers and his fancy shirt, be honest with you he did look a lightweight but a whippet too.

(smiles) This tells us your quite handy?

Compare it to the Ronaldo skills infront of those 80k Madrid fans then I say our man was better, it was a left, right, knee, knee, head, shoulder blades and flick over his head before side footing it back. Looked good but then a 6 year old can do that too. :-( The funniest one I saw was torpedo as he did keepy uppies down the touchline, after about 6 he sliced it off his shoes into touch. I suppose he did nothing more when he played.

What 3 things would you take on a desert island as you will have no means of escaping. I love these questions as it really tells you so much about a person. I would without a doubt have the Internet for starters to keep in contact with the goings on across the world and plus use it for gaming etc. Next up it would be a endless supply of chocolate followed by young female that would do the woman things like washing etc... What that tells you about me is I'm clever, fit and clean ;-) What about you?

Never mind at home, why are we so ****e away from home when our fans often out sing anyone? Is it really the atmosphere then?

Haha this thread is making me masterbait [Dont worry I will put the straight jacket on myself]

haha what bad luck! I do recall a situation with my ex where I bumped into some work mates in the dog and duck, it was me and my ex versus them two in pool. My ex has only played once before this so we really had no chance. Put it this way she potted everything and even did a screw back once. I was gobsmacked but happy to win, since that time she has been (a)sh.it ever since

Showed my girlfriend how to play chess for the first time and she bloody checkmates me in 11 moves. Now I'm very good at this game as I've not lost for 10 years, problem is I was concentrating on helping her how to play it that I left my pieces exposed. She said if I put that queen there does it mean your in check? Alittle smile from me was for the fact she really does understand it however that turned to sulk after I realised I could not get out of it. I'm gutted totally :-( Have you been gazumped in a situation like mine? bloody woman arggghhhhh.,,...