Pilchards

"Don't get me wrong , I was happy at Crystal Palace and I had a good spell there. I have only good things to say to the fans and everybody I have worked with at the club. "But I've made a decision and I'm very happy with it. I've come here with a purpose which is to help this club move to the top divisions. "I'm very happy with this contract, and with how Southampton have treated me, so it's a happy day for me and I just want to help the club. I want to play in the Premier League and I think I can do that quickest by moving here."

Just had a look as I'm bored at work eating my lunch, anyway his latest comments at 10pm is where are all these new people on my Twitter coming from, has my name been mentioned somewhere? Me thinks on those comments he's not going anywhere!

Next week is going to be a big week so what's your predictions please? I go with Fonte, Stock and Elliott with an unknown right back coming in from France! Oh and Pericard on Thursday. Up the Saints. Ps it's snowing in Totton :-)

(Hughes to Brown) 'Suck me off and I will double your wages m8' (Brown) '**** off I ain't doing that for a fiver!'

Brown to Hughes 'We had Defoe, Crouch, Campbell, Kranjaer and Johnson, all we have now are these jerks.'

This job is ****e.

Let me explain, I have some hardware that only runs on XP but I only have Vista and Apple Mac laptops which don't allow the hardware to work at all. Tried doing a virtual PC on the mac and Vista but it never worked as it would not take the XP disk I put in. Please can someone help me install XP on the Vista BUT keep all my documents on it which means no format job. cheers anyone.

won't load on my iPhone, any idea why as it when it first came out.

It's no big deal as he could make the Sunderland or Stoke game and get away with it.

I lent Al Faraj Portsmouth football club to relegate it to the blue square.

[Grant points to a supporter in the stands] 'Oi you with the fiver in your hand, can you lend it to us!'

That's where I think you are wrong, it's the team they choose to beat the others weaknesses and plus it's the formation from the off. If we set it up as a 4-5-1 then I believe we will soak the pressure and hit them hard in the last 20 minutes if the score 0-0.

Rupert will be back in the news soon but don't worry it has nothing to do with Saints :-)

This will be where the game will be won. Boothroyd has a great record against the Saints but does he have a good one against Pardew. I can only think of Perry and Thomas that have been in the team against Boothroyd so other than that it should be a new experience for our newbies. What do you think?

Don't get him started! I thought at first this thread was about that Javi guy, thank god it's not. Blimey what a nice comment about our legend MLT.

So would you if a naked woman walked past?

I was in town today and I bumped into this lady with a Saints shirt, I asked her if she supported Saints and she said yes! Wicked or what?

It's okay what we have spent so far as we lost virtually 3 squads in 3 years. to get us back moving in the right direction we had to reform from scratch. I love the Reading, Hull and Wigan's way which is a good honest squad that worked for each other to the top league. With some promising youngsters that we have I would love them to have a chance to play a role too, don't kill the youth policy for silly spending please! Once you reachtrue premiership then it's a different matter because you need to spend some and mix it with youth to survive. Manchester United's way.

In my opinion, there are two ways to achieve promotion to the next division. One is through hard work with what we have, and the other way is too buy it. I often believe that when Manchester City win the Premiership it will be looked upon as not a great achievement because of the pathetic spending they did. I want Saints to get there but not with a silly spending spree of 5 million this January to capture some great players, please just get what cover we need and let the current squad take us up. I don't want supporters around the country to think we are the Manchester of the south. Good luck today Saints and I hope the players arrived safetly today as the flight was cancelled twice yesterday. drive carefully everyone as we are so proud of all of you that are going today.

^ ^ ^ Blimey in those days you could challenge any ball!

At home we are not but away we have been class.

Stop building Leeds up please as they are playing **** at the moment, we should expect to win this quite easily as Leeds should be worried about us, not us over them. 3-0 saints.

'OMFG a 6 year old kid is going to take our penalty.'

Hehe! yep typical papa :-)

'Papa you can't adopt the kid!'