OldNick

the language of Shakespeare, but a lol

that's a no then lol

Lol, yes the manager change may have been enforced. I will be happy to walk away with a victory to make up for last years injustice. Of course when we win, I may think again

i know Scudamore is the type of person nobody notices, but he was/is an opponent. I think disdain is the best way of treating him. Anyway Capt. I have some cunning plans formulating in my head. The first is my resignation, after the game.....although resignation before the game may be the cleverest and most popular option. I know that you all will be begging me to stay on, but the time has come to gracefully hand over the reins to a younger man. I know the9 has his sights on grandeur and will no doubt be willing to fill the position next season.That is if he doesnt get locked in Itchen college again. My revolutionary managing techniques will be lost, but i hope that some may have rubbed off to you all to take on with you in you lesser managerial posts. The 2nd was to bribe the ref, but DP has the option on that! 3rd is to get my side to score more than the opposition, a modern and quite a daring concept. i will put it to the team and see if they can get their heads around it.

Whose side are you on??? We are supposed to be playing mind games here, and wanting their defenders to have a sleepless night. Now they will be tucked up in bed tonight with no fear of a battering. Repeat after me, our strikers are big bruisers , a cross between Dowie and Joe Jordan

DP is Mr Motivator now is he? lol. We are the underdogs,but our team spirit , resolve and personality (I suspect most of your team will have to look up what a personality is, except the 2 who granty knicked away from last season)will be a fair match for your lot. No doubt Granty and DP are parachuting a ringer in to strengthen your side, but we will just get on with things and fight on.

Oh thank the lord for that, i had just come to terms that my big bruising centre forward was called Julian! I can now settle and have a nice long nights sleep in the knowledge that my team will be tucked in bed after a good run up to the game, after their days of cross country runs and fitness and healthy diets

he wears a hairband!!!!!!!!, oh lordy. I think i will get all the mirrors taken down in the changing rooms, i can't deliver a team talk while he is brushing through his long tresses.

who's the lucky lad then?

you were mentioned, we fully expect you to look like David Dickensons tan. Orange boots to match no doubt

UPDATE of MEET UP with Dubai in Salisbury It was like a meeting of the Jets and Sharks, without the singing and dancing. Dubai Phil, or DP he is known as in the adult trade, now wishes to be known as 'the chosen one' not the 'special one', he has had more name changes than Prince FFs Anyway he PM'd me for 'a meet' and offered me a evening with a coq au vin. I was expecting a lovely chicken basted in wine, but after he had plied me with lashings of wine he said 'It was time for the main course' The evening finished at that moment. The away team had better shower when you get home. DP was bragging how the ref is another member of his family and was pretty confident that they had the game sewn up. As a peace offering he did bring me a lovely bottle of red wine from Dubai (Lebanese, apparently it is top stuff. i'm torn whether to drink it or put it on E-bay)

Me a geek, I thought they were brainy and spent all their time on a computer......ooohh

How did you get the injury Lol It was Granty wasn't it?

Time will tell, young man

I was too tired to watch Mike Bassett football manager last night any tips. I will be playing 4-4 f'ing 2

I thought you meant Corpse Ho

Au contraire,au contraire, we're cushty in our camp. My captain will be champing at the bit to get a foot in.....your midriff after your underhand comments and now you are trying to put a wedge between manager and captain. I will let him take off the kid gloves. I have ordered the butcher to throw in some large raw steaks into our changing room to keep my lions ready. Phil is worried about the situation as he has arranged a meet up in Salisbury tonight. you may read about it tomorrow in the Echo

Are you sure it works like that.I don't think once a CVA is approved anyone can go for future earnings, or else people would be after us

Lol

that was because the programme put him as a short fat ba####d

No it is a case that Influenced is in fact Steven Gerrard.He said he'd turn out for us ps i have a feeling where his first challenge may be

and if he can get it for nunpence he can invest to get them back up and get another big slice of tv money. Don't underestimate the lure of that. He will be quids in by the time they come out of admin. Of course if the points get stacked up on them the whole picture changes

Oh dear. Surely the Rabbit had something brightly coloured on him to draw attention to their plight. That teaches them for licking around the girls showers too long, fortunately at SMS they are men's........oohhhh

are you coming to watch Ooh terry play tomorrow night?

I'm used to that being the manager of the forum home team!