Secret Site Agent

Yeh, wasn't that wossisname. played for us a couple of years back. You know who I mean, big feller, dark hair. Always put up one arm when he scored. You know who I mean, used to hang about with that bloke who had the long hair, blond I think. Had the bird with the big arris. You know, him. It's on the tip of my toungue.

I got to say, how ****ing rude. There is no need for that is there. A bit of nostalgia never hurt anyone and I and others are interested in what these people are really like without todays media hype. Don't listen to him, pay of no mind.

Monday afternoon, still on a bit of a high after the weekend, and cant get motivated this afternoon so was wondering: Why don't we try and get the Dragons to invest on Dragons Den? And how would YOU go about doing it. Now it's just a bit of fun, and we don't want a lot of I'm outs, and if you think about it sensibly it can BANG HOME what is good, and bad, with the club. Of you go.

Monday afternoon, still on a bit of a high after the weekend, and cant get motivated this afternoon so was wondering: Why don't we try and get the Dragons to invest on Dragons Den? And how would YOU go about doing it. Now it's just a bit of fun, and we don't want a lot of I'm outs, and if you think about it sensibly it can BANG HOME what is good, and bad, with the club. Of you go.

Offix, I'll see your bet and raise you fifty.

Waht is he doing here HIS REVENGE

To me all this says is that they had a punt and bought in expertise to get back into the Prem. And failed miserably. (And don't berate me for the 'bought in expertise' line, it's just a management expression in my blue sky world).

Put it in the FA handbook as a warning to other clubs.

Rupert lowe: We all think he's a C***, but at least he is loved by the mole people.

When asked what he thought about being chairman again, Lowe said, 'It'll be a gas.' The rest of the board thought they wouldn't take any chances

Sorry about this everyone, but SMS is built on a former gas works. (I'm starting to get deperate)

'Welcome to the annual general meeting of the Southern Sado masichists club. First on the agenda is inviting this man to be our general secretary so that he can explain how he can inflict so much pain on 15 thousand people at once, over such a long period of time'

'And this is the face of our new member. So all in favour of admitting Lowe to the Gimps Anonimous club please raise your hands.'

The consortium from Wimbledon Common discuss the only stumbling block to their Southampton take over bid

This is the face of our agent on Earth, whose mission it is to ruin the Saints Football Club.

The preparations are underway for Ian Dowie at the club

When Lowe said to 'mask the dodgy dealings in the board room' i don't think he meant this.

Will the real Richard Chorley please stand up

As said above. Perhaps it's a case of providing what their customers want!!!!!! ARE YOU LISTENING MASTER LOWE

I recall that when i was, ahem, watching the match that the commentator on Satanta (not sure who he is) did mention the same thing, but in general not specifically about the game, and also was praising Lowe in that he was the best one to guide us through these tricky waters. And according to my Polish mate, whose french is better than mine, the Frogs, especially the bird, were saying something along the lines of Jan has done well with the limited talent and funds at his hands and it is good that he is being given time to develop them and are playing a more explosive game, (which I think he meant a faster open game). Their general round up was we were outmatched, as we were playing a world beating side, with some un-unique, (which I took as being very poor) decisions going against us.

Oh, of course. IMHO and a FFS and finally a W00T

Was he smugger than a smug person who has been named Dean of Smugness in the smug department at Smugness College, Oxford?

I know what this is!!!!!!!! My source told me, not last week, but the week before, I think. It was definatly before Christmas I know that as we were discussing the Plymouth game. Apparently, and don't crucify me if I am wrong as i am only the messenger, is that they are planning of bringing in and changing, due to certain factors, a number of, and the precise number escapes me as I am not sure if he mentioned a number or not, or it may be only a few, any way, where was I.....Ahh yes, they are looking to replacing certain elements at St Marys stadium, and bringing in new elements to replace the ones that are currently here, as they see them as possibly being the problem. in a nutshell they are looking at replacing a number of the stainless steel washers with nitrile ones. I can only assume it must be some sort of bi-metallic corrosion problem, or Galvanic corrosion problem as you will. I can only guess that there must be some sort of problem between the stainless steel washers and the mild steel used in construction, although I haven't noticed any. Bloody dis-similar metals. If I find out any more I'll let you all know. Aledgedly.

I came here to do the same thing. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOURS FROM ME AND MINE GOD BLESS AND HERES TO THE NEW YEAR AND ALL IT'S UPS AND DOWNS.

As no one answered and this looks a bit lonely, one threat all on its own. I'll join ya, MB. Yeh, get it right. You muppet, ETC.