Secret Site Agent

1437 headcount according to my Daddies.

All the best ED, get well soon And you, Saint In Exile. Hope you get well, soon.

Michael Wilde recieved a Death Threat, Its true, It came from out of the blue, Or was it a treat? Sent from St Mary's Street? Still police have thousands to interview Boom Boom

It's nice to know that they have got Frannys age right. Considering we went to the same school and were in the same year, I have been a little ****ed over the years when he has been upto two years younger than me!!!!

There once was a manger call Wotte Who Kadeen told me rhymes with spotter, He still didn't suceed, and Saints stayed on their Knees, And we still all think Ruperts a Rotter. There you go. Thanks for the heads-up.

Anyone know the e-mail address of Hants Radio?

There once was a manager called Jan, Who gave the best anyone can, We started with hope, Then became a joke, And he left when he failed,like a man. There once was a man called Lowe, Who just didn't know when to go, When told by a Fan, To follow old Jan, He said not till I have all my dough A young girl sat on Site Agents Knee, And said 'today we learnt history', We were taught about Lowe, And about the Wild/Deliu show, Dad, what was Southampton FC? There once was a man called Wotte, Who said, 'I'm all that you got, He asked Lowe for some money, But Lowe found it funny, Then said, 'yep. Your next for the chop!' The fans of this great football team, Found the going on at Saints quite obscene, Next thing they knew, They were in Division Two And Rupert said, 'Thats all part of my scheme' Jan, you did try your best But your TOTAL FOOTBALL went west, You just couldn't cut it, In the Championship, and you just failed to impress! At least you gave it a shot, weather we like it or not, But your greatest sin, was a failure to win, and you've left us with that stupid **** Wotte!!!! Now it's time I must go, But one thing I want Jan to know, I'll be reminded of him, and remember with a grin, Everytime I see C, 3po Goodbye, and God bless.

Simple maths Jan has done nothing 0 x 0 = 0 So no change there then.

All things are possible, in all possible worlds.

Yeh, wasn't that wossisname. played for us a couple of years back. You know who I mean, big feller, dark hair. Always put up one arm when he scored. You know who I mean, used to hang about with that bloke who had the long hair, blond I think. Had the bird with the big arris. You know, him. It's on the tip of my toungue.

I got to say, how ****ing rude. There is no need for that is there. A bit of nostalgia never hurt anyone and I and others are interested in what these people are really like without todays media hype. Don't listen to him, pay of no mind.

Monday afternoon, still on a bit of a high after the weekend, and cant get motivated this afternoon so was wondering: Why don't we try and get the Dragons to invest on Dragons Den? And how would YOU go about doing it. Now it's just a bit of fun, and we don't want a lot of I'm outs, and if you think about it sensibly it can BANG HOME what is good, and bad, with the club. Of you go.

Monday afternoon, still on a bit of a high after the weekend, and cant get motivated this afternoon so was wondering: Why don't we try and get the Dragons to invest on Dragons Den? And how would YOU go about doing it. Now it's just a bit of fun, and we don't want a lot of I'm outs, and if you think about it sensibly it can BANG HOME what is good, and bad, with the club. Of you go.

Offix, I'll see your bet and raise you fifty.

Waht is he doing here HIS REVENGE

To me all this says is that they had a punt and bought in expertise to get back into the Prem. And failed miserably. (And don't berate me for the 'bought in expertise' line, it's just a management expression in my blue sky world).

Put it in the FA handbook as a warning to other clubs.

Rupert lowe: We all think he's a C***, but at least he is loved by the mole people.

When asked what he thought about being chairman again, Lowe said, 'It'll be a gas.' The rest of the board thought they wouldn't take any chances

Sorry about this everyone, but SMS is built on a former gas works. (I'm starting to get deperate)

'Welcome to the annual general meeting of the Southern Sado masichists club. First on the agenda is inviting this man to be our general secretary so that he can explain how he can inflict so much pain on 15 thousand people at once, over such a long period of time'

'And this is the face of our new member. So all in favour of admitting Lowe to the Gimps Anonimous club please raise your hands.'

The consortium from Wimbledon Common discuss the only stumbling block to their Southampton take over bid

This is the face of our agent on Earth, whose mission it is to ruin the Saints Football Club.

The preparations are underway for Ian Dowie at the club