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I always say Saffampton. My Nan brought me up good a proper the respect the area I am from, which is in the centre of town, near the docks. And I even admitted it on a cold dark night in the Pyramids night club, in Portsmouth, when I walked into a door, and then five other doors kicked the **** out of me. And I have a proper Hampshire accent which has been likened to Bristol, Wiltshire, Devon and Norfolk. Working all over the country peoples first reactions are one of the following: ‘So you’re a summer’ ‘What are you doing working here?’ ‘You don’t sound like you’re from Southampton’. I like to annoy my fellow brethren who have got quite posh cut accents by asking them why, when it is spelt ‘Southampton’ are they so illiterate that they pronounce it ‘South-Hampton’. I see no second ‘H’? And finally, talking about Pikeys. I work with a good mate who I have known for many years and we work in the same company, who is from Poole. I sent out a jokey e-mail to him about pikeys from Portsmouth, and he sent me back an e-mail telling me how wrong I am in using the word ‘Pikey’ and that it is an insult and that is should know better. This ‘telling-off’ went on for a whole page and then he finally finished off with the following sentences. ‘We are from the South Coast, they are not ‘Pikeys’, as that is a London term. Please in future refer to them as ‘Cacker’ or ‘Didicoi’s’, as you were taught to call them.’

Yep, it is the controller that is the problem. By flying around from there I have found another website that gives me a software solution, a hardware solution, (Put it in a new enclosure) and also answers the question, (Yep, I should be able to put it in my computer). I'm going to try them in that order. I may even see if Novatech could do the enclosure thingy for me, for a fee. Oh, and you are worth the adoration, and I for one appreciate you.

Well, I once had an internal HDD that went tits up, and the kind folks on here, (such as St. Landrew, who I worship in the computer world) advised me well. Once of the suggestions was to back my stuff up on an external HDD as well. To cut to the chase, My Seagate External HDD has now gone tits up. Apperently I have the 'Cypress AT2LP RC42' driver error. Not too bothered, (I am ****ing seething to be honest, but my major stuff is on disks, so no worries there) but I was wondering the following: Cheapest option: Can I remove the Hard Drive from the casing and place in my computer as an internal drive. I am not the most coputer savvy person in the world but, being a civil engineer, we have an enquiring mind and a problem solving attitude. Any help greatfully recieved.

It was the 8th March We aint going into admin at the moment, I don't think. And no one on this board knows when we are going into admin, so don't waste your breath please. Lowe and Wilde are playing a very convaluted game at the moment.

Thats what i thought

I think that is what I said.

OK, then I would have, Hampster as chairman and Myself 70's Mike Mike Channon Alystair White from Red Funnel, (Cause he brought them into 21st Century, and he's scottish so is good with Money?????) Adrian Dyball, (after his pay off from Balfours he has a few quid) John Denham MP,(A ****ing Labour Politician with Scrouples) One of my Associate Directors a Mr Handford, (loks like Alan Suger, Sounds Like Alan Suger, but isn't a ****) My Mate Herbie My Auntie Pat And Saint Landrew

Hey, quick story about Old kate. Her sister, Beth, went to Reading Uni and got Kate to open the new lecture theatre back in 2000. She cristened the new ladies toilet.....................................AND SOME DIRTY PERVERT STOLE THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What reallt ****ed me off, 'Pardon the pun', was not only the great rush to hide the crime, and get a new toilet seat, but I was going to do that and frame it and sell it on e-bay.

I think we should have a fans parliament in the Saints Trust. Then you would see democracy in action rather the voice of the minority being the voice of the majority.

OK, Let's play Fantasy Boardroom. I would have, Me, 70's Mike Mike Channon Alystair White from Red Funnel, (Cause he brought them into 21st Century, and he's scottish so is good with Money?????) Adrian Dyball, (after his pay off from Balfours he has a few quid) John Denham MP,(A ****ing Labour Politician with Scrouples) One of my Associate Directors a Mr Handford, (loks like Alan Suger, Sounds Like Alan Suger, but isn't a ****) My Mate Herbie My Auntie Pat And Saint Landrew, ( I owe him, and he probably doesn't even know it)

Went out on site last night, we had a crash in the cones, just outside Milton Keynes on M1 we are. One young guy was really upset after it looked like he has totalled his golf GTI with all the lights and bells and whistles. Whilst helping to clear the area, and trying to get rid of those ****ing stupid Hatos, the lad said to me did I know any football scores. 'I can look them up on my 'Puter, as I am wired up with the intraweb in my car', I told him 'But I do know the saints score - It's 3 - 0 at the moment'. He kicked off big style with the effing and the blinding, and when i heard the words 'Lowes a ****' and '****ing stupid dutch bastard', I had to inform him that it was 3-0 TO saints. I don't think i have ever cheered anyone up like that. So he told me it would give him strength, he turned to his girlfriedn/wife, told her she was dumped, (as she was driving apparently), told me that she was a tractor girl anyway and deserves it, and when we recovered his car for him, he gave me a tenner to get a drink. What a nice lad. Bit of a **** letting his inexperienced young lady drive his car, especially at 90 mph through a 50mph zone in storm conditions. And if you are reading this, you probably did the right thing as she passed her number to my Foreman. Here's to a few more oportunities to cheer up the mobile Saints Fan

3-2 to us.

Because Lowe and JP are idiots.

I don't see that. I just think that people are seeing that we have turned a corner and it is still a long and winding road, and the finish line is coming up awfully fast.

I don't agree and i don't think I made the point that simple. this board is what you make it. Why we could start a new thread now, me and you, Called 'Do you think the forum should be a bit more light hearted' and off we would go. Then others would join in and I for one would enjoy the debate. Or we could just go and support someone else, and then start the whole thing over again. There is more to this site than just moaning about it. You get what you are willinjg to put into it. I still harp back to my statement 'How far are you willing to go?' If you really want lowe gone, then lets get together and murder him If you want the club to go into administration, stiop people from attending If you can't stand the crap at SMS no more, burn down the standium If you want the players to play better, threaten to kill a child every time they lose. All totally over the top non productive statements, of which I don't agree with any of them. If you agree with this, or have this extreme sort of opinion, well I disagree with you with every fibre of my being, But I will defend with my life your right to say it. This being so, YES there are those out there who have a one track agenda, and they would hijack a discussion on pies at the game to have a dig at Rupert, or point out that under the last regeme pies contained 30 % less Steak, and since Rupert came back Dutch pies are the way to go. that just comes with the territory. Final point, it is OUR Board. It is up to us to contribute to its success and interest,in our own way, as it is our team and it is up to us to contribute to its success and interest,in our own way. Or Not.

F*** me Hamster, it only works. Well done that man, give him a lollipop.

Ah, ****** to it. I wasn't going to get too involved in this one, that is why I tried to lighten the mood, but I just can't, so I'll put my two eggs in. Question: How far do you go? I mean how far do you take the whole Love Lowe/Hate Lowe thing? We complain, we moan, we defend our position. We write to show our disgust, we march. We get behind the team; we don’t get behind the team. We keep going, we stop going. Now we’re arguing over whom the best fans are the ‘real’ fans. Those who go are the best? After all if you loved your team you would go. But you can’t. Your not local/available/can’t afford it/have something better to do/don’t want to go. So how far? When I was young, before I built stuff, I served my country by building stuff and I also blew stuff up. I wore a saint’s shirt into battle for a laugh and remember sweating my nuts off. Felt a bit silly afterwards, got into trouble for it, and I only did it to take my mind off the fact I was ****ting a brick. But I always remember thinking that it was strange what people did for a piece of cloth, whether it was a football shirt or a flag. Gave me a different perspective and years later it answered a few questions for me. So let me put it in perspective for you. Are you healthy? Is your misses ok? Kids alright? Have you enough to eat? Are you warm? There. Now, answer this question. Do you still get joy from this forum? If the answer is no, then stop coming on here. If the answer is yes, then well done. You can keep coming. But be warned. Not everyone will agree with you. Not everyone has the same sense as you, some have more, some will have less. People will tell you they are right and will not be able to prove it beyond the statement, ‘Because I say so!’ Some people will trivialise your statement or what you believe in, I can guarantee that I will at some stage. Some will agree with you. Some people are smarter than you, whilst some are just plain dumb, and it’s worrying that they are having children. Generally, I come here for the comradeship, because I have two things in common with you lot, (I support Southampton and I don’t like Pompey). I enjoy all the debates. I enjoy the different opinions. I enjoy starting threads and having people debate the subject with cogent, well thought out arguments. What, no football threads? Then I’ll start one. What, a new thread about Lowe/Wilde/Admin? Anything new? No? F-it, I’ll look at something else. This Forum has made me laugh, angry, confused, depressed, uptight and sad for my fellow man. It has fixed my computer, (three times) given me advice, given me sympathy, helped me choose a car, guided which film I went to see and tried to help me get another job. I have given it advice on many topics and help out my fellow man. I think it even helped me realise that I missed my true calling in life. What, me, losing interest in this site? Not with you lot on it, I wont. Could do with a bit more humour though.

I'm not losing interest in this forum. It's just I got a very short attention spanners are great aren't they. Sorry, what did you say.

If I tell them to aim up there, perhaps it will go into the goal.

There is only being one Rupert Lowe. One Rupert Lowe-wo.

up,up and awwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!! With the fairies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

taxi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Wilde: That's it. No one has noticed my Rupert Lowe Puppet. RL: Gottle of geer.Gottle of gear. Where going into hadmin. Mary, your a shlutt. Fluck the hecho. Juhimmy Case, your baharred

Hey, mike. Fancy a reach around

I've got the blusher on my cheeks, now just apply the wig and red nose and I'll fit in even better to this circus.