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Put it this way. At least it's not Lowe!!!!!!!!!! As long as they wil fundamentally look to invest to put us back where we belong, I would accept a Tarquin, Jolyon,Jevaise,an Alistare,a Pettifer or a Quintus. Just not a Rupert.

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Giddy up, Horsey

I think the league should investigate, as they are doing, and if there was no deliberate or malicious act then they should not impose the -10 points as this is not a breach of the rules, and then close the loop hole to ensure that it cannot be done again. The trouble with loopholes is that they are perfectly acceptable way to find a way around a rule/law. Case in point, (or 2 cases as it were) Case 1: Parking ticket and tow away charge of £250.00 issued to an individual in the borough of (a London Council) for parking incorrectly in a disabled bay, (i.e. over the lines). Disabled person argues that he wasn’t, the London Council say that he was, fine now £350.00. Poor disabled guy, a veteran of our last foray in the gulf gets taken to court with single lawyer on a freebie against the London Council’s team of five legal heads. Along comes smarmy old SSA with his copy of the 'The Traffic Signs Regulations and General Directions 1994' and makes the statement 'Hey, stop all the fussing and the feuding, according to my statuary instrument, the disabled bay markings are not as per this legal book, therefore you cannot enforce them as they are not legal bays.In my professional opinion.' Case dismissed. It is a loophole, as the offence is 'not parking within the constraints of the parking bay' whatever size they are, and that is how councils and the police get away with the minor non-endorsable offence fines that fall within the gray area, by actually paying the fine you are admitting the crime. Case 2: It also works for the police when you get pulled over by a non traffic car with no speed measuring equipment and they say that you were suspected on doing, say 40 in a 30. You do the calculation and you think "Hey, the police legal allowance is that 30 mph speed limit, allow 10 per cent, plus 2 mph margin' Then you blurt out, 'No, officer I was going at 35 Miles per hour and you guidelines let me do it' Which is true, as if you were clocked at this you wouldn't get pulled over as the inaccuracies of the speedometer lend themselves to this, and they would have a hard time bringing this to court. But BANG. The speed limit is 30; you have just admitted to doing 35 mph, therefore you have admitted breaking the law. A loophole as they cannot prove you were doing 35 mph, but you have made a confession. I can go on all day with different scenarios on loopholes but they do exist, they are exploited legitimately and the solution is to just close them once someone has exploited them, not try and find a way around letting their exploitation of a failing in the rules stand, or should I say looking to find a loophole that allows you to not accept their loophole. Therefore, Don't hit us with -10, but ensure that no one can use that excuse again.

I am looking to do it in the next few weeks - My Daughter is 8. My son i took when he was 9. Just the right age I think.

Don't know what we could do with some of those below but it certainly would be a good Saintaid: The Musical Contribution – At SMS Will Champion - Coldplay drummer Craig David - R&B singer Pete Devereux - aka The Artful Dodger Kenwyn House - Reef guitarist Delays - group Scott Mills - Radio One presenter (yeh, I know a bit of a long shot). David Van Day - singer with Dollar Special episode of a Question of Sport Gavin Davies - Head of the BBC (Gives permission, gets Sue Barker and chucks in a a few grand) Chris Nutbeam - member of the Soccer AM production team (Producer) Roger Black - athlete turned TV presenter Dickie Davies - TV sports presenter (World of Sport, etc.) Ian Salisbury - cricketer David Gower - Cricketer Dennis Roach - football agent Matt Le Tiss – Legend Celeb Golf Dominic Holyer - Sky Sports Golf presenter Saints Team Vs Sir David Frost - TV presenter/interviewer David Haig - actor (Thin Blue Line, Four Weddings and a Funeral) Nick Halling - Sky Sports NFL presenter Chris Packham - TV nature programme presenter (Really Wild Show) Dan Lobb - Sky Sports News presenter Christian O'Connell - DJ / TV Presenter Mike Osman - DJ Mick Channon Saints Charity Auction As many historic Items that we can get Fiona Phillips - TV presenter (GMTV) Lucy Pinder - glamour model Auction themselves off for a day Then all the money is given to Ed Chamberlin - sports betting expert (Sky Sports, Bloomberg) and editor of Sports Advisor James Willoughby - racing pundit Who will then choose a horse and put the bet on to win.

All that is left in my briefcase is my sandwiches and a apple

No I don't

What like most 12 year olds at the moment?

I thought about doing this. Kudos to beating me, kudos.

I tell ya, If you come out with something positive today,I'm going to go home and hide under the bed!!!!

Wow, are you sure? And where are you going, have the men in the white coats come for you? This isn't like you at all. I thinks we are through the looking glass.

I always say Saffampton. My Nan brought me up good a proper the respect the area I am from, which is in the centre of town, near the docks. And I even admitted it on a cold dark night in the Pyramids night club, in Portsmouth, when I walked into a door, and then five other doors kicked the **** out of me. And I have a proper Hampshire accent which has been likened to Bristol, Wiltshire, Devon and Norfolk. Working all over the country peoples first reactions are one of the following: ‘So you’re a summer’ ‘What are you doing working here?’ ‘You don’t sound like you’re from Southampton’. I like to annoy my fellow brethren who have got quite posh cut accents by asking them why, when it is spelt ‘Southampton’ are they so illiterate that they pronounce it ‘South-Hampton’. I see no second ‘H’? And finally, talking about Pikeys. I work with a good mate who I have known for many years and we work in the same company, who is from Poole. I sent out a jokey e-mail to him about pikeys from Portsmouth, and he sent me back an e-mail telling me how wrong I am in using the word ‘Pikey’ and that it is an insult and that is should know better. This ‘telling-off’ went on for a whole page and then he finally finished off with the following sentences. ‘We are from the South Coast, they are not ‘Pikeys’, as that is a London term. Please in future refer to them as ‘Cacker’ or ‘Didicoi’s’, as you were taught to call them.’

Yep, it is the controller that is the problem. By flying around from there I have found another website that gives me a software solution, a hardware solution, (Put it in a new enclosure) and also answers the question, (Yep, I should be able to put it in my computer). I'm going to try them in that order. I may even see if Novatech could do the enclosure thingy for me, for a fee. Oh, and you are worth the adoration, and I for one appreciate you.

Well, I once had an internal HDD that went tits up, and the kind folks on here, (such as St. Landrew, who I worship in the computer world) advised me well. Once of the suggestions was to back my stuff up on an external HDD as well. To cut to the chase, My Seagate External HDD has now gone tits up. Apperently I have the 'Cypress AT2LP RC42' driver error. Not too bothered, (I am ****ing seething to be honest, but my major stuff is on disks, so no worries there) but I was wondering the following: Cheapest option: Can I remove the Hard Drive from the casing and place in my computer as an internal drive. I am not the most coputer savvy person in the world but, being a civil engineer, we have an enquiring mind and a problem solving attitude. Any help greatfully recieved.

It was the 8th March We aint going into admin at the moment, I don't think. And no one on this board knows when we are going into admin, so don't waste your breath please. Lowe and Wilde are playing a very convaluted game at the moment.

Thats what i thought

I think that is what I said.

OK, then I would have, Hampster as chairman and Myself 70's Mike Mike Channon Alystair White from Red Funnel, (Cause he brought them into 21st Century, and he's scottish so is good with Money?????) Adrian Dyball, (after his pay off from Balfours he has a few quid) John Denham MP,(A ****ing Labour Politician with Scrouples) One of my Associate Directors a Mr Handford, (loks like Alan Suger, Sounds Like Alan Suger, but isn't a ****) My Mate Herbie My Auntie Pat And Saint Landrew

Hey, quick story about Old kate. Her sister, Beth, went to Reading Uni and got Kate to open the new lecture theatre back in 2000. She cristened the new ladies toilet.....................................AND SOME DIRTY PERVERT STOLE THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What reallt ****ed me off, 'Pardon the pun', was not only the great rush to hide the crime, and get a new toilet seat, but I was going to do that and frame it and sell it on e-bay.

I think we should have a fans parliament in the Saints Trust. Then you would see democracy in action rather the voice of the minority being the voice of the majority.

OK, Let's play Fantasy Boardroom. I would have, Me, 70's Mike Mike Channon Alystair White from Red Funnel, (Cause he brought them into 21st Century, and he's scottish so is good with Money?????) Adrian Dyball, (after his pay off from Balfours he has a few quid) John Denham MP,(A ****ing Labour Politician with Scrouples) One of my Associate Directors a Mr Handford, (loks like Alan Suger, Sounds Like Alan Suger, but isn't a ****) My Mate Herbie My Auntie Pat And Saint Landrew, ( I owe him, and he probably doesn't even know it)

Went out on site last night, we had a crash in the cones, just outside Milton Keynes on M1 we are. One young guy was really upset after it looked like he has totalled his golf GTI with all the lights and bells and whistles. Whilst helping to clear the area, and trying to get rid of those ****ing stupid Hatos, the lad said to me did I know any football scores. 'I can look them up on my 'Puter, as I am wired up with the intraweb in my car', I told him 'But I do know the saints score - It's 3 - 0 at the moment'. He kicked off big style with the effing and the blinding, and when i heard the words 'Lowes a ****' and '****ing stupid dutch bastard', I had to inform him that it was 3-0 TO saints. I don't think i have ever cheered anyone up like that. So he told me it would give him strength, he turned to his girlfriedn/wife, told her she was dumped, (as she was driving apparently), told me that she was a tractor girl anyway and deserves it, and when we recovered his car for him, he gave me a tenner to get a drink. What a nice lad. Bit of a **** letting his inexperienced young lady drive his car, especially at 90 mph through a 50mph zone in storm conditions. And if you are reading this, you probably did the right thing as she passed her number to my Foreman. Here's to a few more oportunities to cheer up the mobile Saints Fan

3-2 to us.

Because Lowe and JP are idiots.