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Goal, 1-0 Robertson outside the area

Nah, they are the trumpton fire brigade, it was Rant, Rave, Rant, Grumble, Whine, Moan, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub.

What great news. I am hoping for his full recovery and seeing him down the road with the rest of us, not know wether to laugh or cry.

Oh, stop moaning!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, had to say it.

NO, but it could make my night.

As scooby is always debating his masiah, does that make him a MASIAHDEBATOR.

I thought he was the leader of the Judean Popular front. Makes me a ******. But compared to scoob, I'm just a fumble with your hand whilst it's in the pocket of your trousers.

I can't sleep because of this and it really worries me!!! What I mean is that if Lowe ever came to a sudden halt, Lowe would have to have 13 hours of emergency surgery to have Scooby's head removed from his arse!!!

Nothing to do with Lowe in any way shape or form

Football manger in 'I am to blame shock' He said he shouldn't have played him. You lot say he shouldn't have played him. He said he should have saved him for today You lot say he should have saved him for today I don't get it? Next he'll be saying he's ****ed off were not higher up in the league, but it's early days. We are through the looking glass here people.

I like the cut of your jib. And thanks for that it is good to have an outside perspective. Especially one form yourself.

It certainly is. And I am still enjoying it. As the Chinease say, 'May you live in interesting times.' And they don't get anymore interesting than this.

I have no pre placed thoughts one way or the other, nor do I assume nor pander to peoples predudices. And I am not accusing you of being anti- or Pro- Lowe. I really, honestly, and truthfully would like to know what you would suggest, as within your posts I have never found one where you make a constructive suggestion. Don't take this as a personal attack, I just want to knop what you are thinking we should do to improve. But you just don't answer the question, you just avoid it. Therefore consider it withdrawn. ANd I apologies for any mis-concieved slant you may have got from a perfectly reasonable question.

I can grasp the concept, but I did ask of you a question, and I'll have to get all John Snow here. In your opinion, what is Lowe doing wrong, that you would recommend that you would do, if you were him. Please feel free to base your answer on all information in the public domain, and I am fully understanding of the restricted nature of any answer you may give.

And thanks to you too. At least i have the Saintweb forum to give me a small distraction away from life's little ills, and a trip to SMS to keep the blood pumping through my heart.

Then can I say that this is a throw away statement until the end of the season. You can't compare a team after 6 games with one after 40. I think the statement is that there is a feeling of hope, believe and actual care and concern from the team in how they play, rather than those of previous years. You don't mind losing so much, and it takes the sting out of it a little, when you see that the team has poured heart and soul into the match rather than given a half arsed performance once we go a goal down. And NO ONE likes to lose, especially me. When our kids try out at sports day and lose, do we call them 'stupid little ****s,' and give them a slap? When they are running do we shout at them, 'come on you lazy little bastard ****ing move?' No, we don't. We should encouragement. My daughter came in 6th in her sportsday this year in the running race, out of 12. Last year she was 11, and it's the same kids, they are only a year older. At least she kept trying when 5 other kids over took her and I encouraged her. Well, Saints lost 4-1, they kept trying and I encouraged them. I cannot physically make them play better, I cannot score goals for them, or stop goals comming in. I cannot afford to buy the club, nor can I purchase a new striker or midfielder for them. I cannot clear their debts, I cannot get rid of Lowe or Wilde, and I cannot manage the team better than JP. All I can do is go to the games so that I don't strangle them of funds to get better, and try and make them MENTALLY play better, together with 15,000 like minded individuals. I can also sit here, in the anonimity of my office many miles away and moan, verbally attack other posters, slag off Lowe, the team, JP and our position in the league safe in the knowledge that I don't have to be constructive, helpful or in anyway positive, and that I can use my hatred of Lowe to bend, twist and pervert any discussion from is Dyer any good, to Should John start, to are the Pies as good as they used to be to a veiled attack on him. I enjoy a good debate and I always put 'please discuss with a cogent, well thought out and constructive manner' as I really do hate posters who say, '..... because you're an idiot' and don't explain WHY i am an idiot. Be honest, there are plenty on here that will snipe, but wont enter a debate or answer any question on the open forum. Now cue many a wonderful post saying that I am an idiot, and why. Can I say in preparation that you are all very drole, very funny and I love you all.

Many thanks.

How about you pretend to be Lowe and tell us how YOU would sort it out, with the givens we have? You very rarley answer the questions put to you, and when you answer you are very scathing and not constructive. Over to you. And don't think I am having a go, but I really am interested.

Yes, that's the spirit.

I am too. My dog is very ill and I have to pay the vets bills, I am having a few problems at home with the misses, the credit crunch is starting to crunch, my company don't have a job for me to go to after the one I am on has finished, the Job I had an interview for can't now accomodate me. Russia is resurging, my lad wants to join the army, my dad isn't looking too parky, someone keeps keying my car. Football, and saints, don't frighten me. More concern,disappointment and adulation, with a calm realism.

Sorry OBS, but I'm gettng mixed signals here. First you are saying we are in a relegaton fight and now you are happy with a draw. I think that as opposed to last year where you had the Positives, (we're going to walk this league) and the negatives, (we're going to end up relegated and in admin istration) you know have a third way, the realists, ( we are happy to stay here and build for the future as we have no choice). So which camp, we going to win the championship,we're going to get relegated,or we're going to do enough to stay here? Remember, and you know who you are, cogent,well though out debate only please.

No it isn't That s because you can see a glimmer of hope when.............ah forget that. Let me just say, we can't get any worse. i have commented on how impressed I have been with the change in atttude of the team.

I have also got to say, and I have said it in the past, that I don't think Lowe would, in the long run, allow this tbh as the egotistic c u next tuesday wouldn't want to blow his nest egg. He is thinking long term, as a business man, and he is enjoying rubbing our noses in the **** along the way no doubt. I think that we just need to see how JP pans out as he is all we got, and a old fashoned hard nose would just bring in a number of also rans again that we couldn't afford. And whose to say they would even want the job. We who watched the football recently say that we enjoy it as, unlike teams recently, the ones playing for us are AT LEAST TRYING, and you can see that from the way they continue to play when their backs are against the wall, as they did on sunday. And for once the popular press and Dowie agreed. They don't need their legs cut from beneath them from the likes of us.

**** it. Sack the manager, sack the board, don't play the youngsters but get ANY loan player in as quick as possible. Then repeat in 3 month. Then repeat in 3 months. Then repaet in 3 months. As this has worked in the past.

I hope we sign Daryl Bluejacket. Oi Oi Savaloy