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Jan's Secret Weapon - A loan signing from the Security Services

I'm afraid I can't share your sentiment. I do hate Lowe with a passion, and I do believe he was responsible for our current demise. However, we both share the same vision in that we want Southampton to survive, me for personal reasons, him for business reasons, and in that I want us to succeed, he needs us to suceed. The sooner he goes the better, but as it is you can only **** with the **** you've got, therefore I will do what I can to ensure the continuation of my team. And I leave you with this thought, 'What position does LOWE play?' So when are you showing support to him? And if you only go to away matches, are you not contributing, in a small way, to the continual success and survival of our rivals?

What a very, very, Very Silly thread,(x10^3)

No, he's the bloke with only one arm,one leg and one eye who supports Accrington Stanley Football Club.

I liked the Delia out, but I am a bit frightened that it may have continued,'.....For the lads!!!' Hwwwwwwwwww. An icy chill down my back.

Many thanks Northernsaint. This seemed a bit 'touch and go' but many people have always maintained that the best way to treat conditions is laughter. And in todays PC society, I have found that some of the funniest people are the ones with the conditions themselves. Point in fact, I worked with a QS called Mathew who was only four foot tall, and I remeber being in a heated meeting with him once telling the client off for not paying us. The client said to him, ' I take it from this you are not happy!' To which he replied, 'No, I'm one of snow whites other dwarfs!!' Back to the topic.

That is probably because 99.04 people who support Man Utd do not live in the Manchester metropolitan Area. Or within a 200 mile radius. Also 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot A survey has shown that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. But at the end of the day, statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing.

Really sad news. RIP Bob. Condolences to his family.

They don't. They just hate me, you and Fresno bob. I am yet to see a Saints win on the goggle, and I am on the verge of NEVER watching them on the box ever again, prefering to spend my money down the road, and on the road. At least my chances then are 50-50

I've got to moan, that the amount of moaners moaning about the moaners is starting to make me wish that I didn't moan. And also not to get too metaphysical on your arses, 'If a moaner moans in the northam stand, and there is no one around to hear it, does he make any sense?'

It's a good question whether it is by luck or judgement. I like to think that it is his judgement, TBH. Perhaps this 'Total Football' that you speak of has it's benefits.

Working on the M1 in Bedfordshire. My senior status means I can sit in my office whilst my minions run about doing everything, watching the forum and listening to my text updates to see the score.

Goal, 1-0 Robertson outside the area

Nah, they are the trumpton fire brigade, it was Rant, Rave, Rant, Grumble, Whine, Moan, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub.

What great news. I am hoping for his full recovery and seeing him down the road with the rest of us, not know wether to laugh or cry.

Oh, stop moaning!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, had to say it.

NO, but it could make my night.

As scooby is always debating his masiah, does that make him a MASIAHDEBATOR.

I thought he was the leader of the Judean Popular front. Makes me a ******. But compared to scoob, I'm just a fumble with your hand whilst it's in the pocket of your trousers.

I can't sleep because of this and it really worries me!!! What I mean is that if Lowe ever came to a sudden halt, Lowe would have to have 13 hours of emergency surgery to have Scooby's head removed from his arse!!!

Nothing to do with Lowe in any way shape or form

Football manger in 'I am to blame shock' He said he shouldn't have played him. You lot say he shouldn't have played him. He said he should have saved him for today You lot say he should have saved him for today I don't get it? Next he'll be saying he's ****ed off were not higher up in the league, but it's early days. We are through the looking glass here people.

I like the cut of your jib. And thanks for that it is good to have an outside perspective. Especially one form yourself.

It certainly is. And I am still enjoying it. As the Chinease say, 'May you live in interesting times.' And they don't get anymore interesting than this.

I have no pre placed thoughts one way or the other, nor do I assume nor pander to peoples predudices. And I am not accusing you of being anti- or Pro- Lowe. I really, honestly, and truthfully would like to know what you would suggest, as within your posts I have never found one where you make a constructive suggestion. Don't take this as a personal attack, I just want to knop what you are thinking we should do to improve. But you just don't answer the question, you just avoid it. Therefore consider it withdrawn. ANd I apologies for any mis-concieved slant you may have got from a perfectly reasonable question.