Secret Site Agent

I'm SURE we went there on a school trip

I think we went there once on a school trip

we want broja ..oh here he comes

aaaaahhhhh. we fuckect it up. Miss a sitter at one end, let them in at the other. yah boo sucks

Oh yesssssss About time too oo Just one more please.

Àaaaahhhhhhhh Stick it up your Kazoo. We'll done Bedders

I would do it for 1.2 million

Long weekend after a weird week.

Wish I hadn't asked now. That'll learn me to post when drunk.

What do you recon? Proven goal scorer,been here before,he is teasing us on social media. Could bolster up our goal chances from the bench other us something different and help the youngsters come on. Thoughts please?

They can have him for 90m Plus 20m after 10 games. And they put in a good word with one of their wealthy friends or relations that we are a good investment and ripe for the purchasing.

Well that's a good point BUT we was robbed a penalty!!!! And played to Fergie Time!!!! How much was John Moss paid?

Napoleon always chose his Generals on the fact they were luckily Ground out a result and they did well in the end. and with the easier side of the draws as well Probably the best chance we have had in years. Lets hope, eh?

I thought there was something strange when he used to come on with a rolled up 20 pound note and try and sniff the centre line. I thought is was a columbian religious tradition or something.

Good Luck Nigel, hope you do well. Always liked him as a manager and truly believed in the team and the fan experience.

When there is a need for an important tool, but soemone has an elastic band and a hair clip and this does the job. Also picking a lock in second.......literally seconds........and with a paperclip, bit of metal, fork, spoon, shoelace, hair clip, child's toy, scissors, crayon, bit of a pen.

I think that these sort of 'MOVIES' are ruining the next generation. For a start, it'll give them really poor expectation on how long it takes a plumber to arrive.

Or the boss gives them '24 hours'. They never discuss if they actually achieve the 24 hour deadline, sometimes taking weeks to succeed.

Papa shango. Always cut through the BS And Bearsy. Mad as a box of frogs. True Saint though.

Maybe ask a giraffe or an elephant for help?

Oh shit. What a fucking shame Danny Ings was injured at Liverpool, what a player he could be for Liverpool.# Nah, He came to Saints as a shit also ran, and look what the manager did to give him a spark Ralph deserved the win today, Saints deserved it, we deserved it with a Danny Ings wonder goal. The taters, they can stick it. The pundits, they can jack it over the Liver Birds.

Caragher again, 'Is that something you did for Liverpool or blah blah'. Twot 'Did you tell you manager blah blah Liverpool on how to beat them?' Idiot Told you about Crapagher

Jaime Carragher weill now spend 1 hour talking about Liverpool not being good enough He wont mention Saints at all Well done lads. Well played and once we started bringing on the youth we started pushing forward Oh, and HAHAHAHAHAHA. Confucius say, if Salah is in the Saints box, and there isn't a saint player near him, and he falls down, does he get a penalty?

We were poor and luckily so we're Fulham We could have quite easily stolen 3 points today but a poor show and late subs did for us as well as poor refereeing and VAR giving us no luck. Onto West Ham where we will suffer even more if this is what happens when we loose our spine to Injury. Despair doesn't cut it today.

Just giving Shane first dibs in the shower. It takes him 4 minutes to inflate his arm bands K