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Pilchards angel, any chance of posting the article? And maybe, for a laugh, all wear Mortar Boards at the first home game next season. I've still got mine in the loft somewhere. Probably too late for tonight, and at Leicester tbf.

Oohh My bad talking to someone with English as a second language. Thanks for pointing out If you give me £500 I'll go back and correct my error.

I didn't know that

Yeh, I wish

I wore my Saints shirt whilst on holiday in Cyprus last week. A bar man pointed my shirt and said, 'Southampton, what they for?' I said, 'They are a football team in the Premiership.' He said, 'I know. But Southampton, what they for? They win big clubs, they lose small clubs. What they for?' Turns out he's a fan, as he supports Pathos and Jason Puncheon plays for them now. Taught him, "He shits when he wants! He shits when he wants! Jason Puncheon, He shits when he wants!" So, Ralph. Southampton, what we for? 2-0 by the way to us.

I thought exactly the same thing.

Just saw Martin Keown on the news. When asked about the match he replied West Ham still have time to get back in this.

Poor, poor, West Ham Ralph has proven once again how much we are full of crap as supporters And we have shut up the commentators. Smileeeee

That'll learn them

Broja.................................

I was just joking about 7 minutes............................fucking hell where did that come from? I hope we score another screamer.

Now Romeu comes on

Here it comes................7 minutes of added time

Oh well done willy

Oh for fucks sake, willy

Yes a richly deserved Yellow card............................hahahahaha

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh Redders

I thought Keown was a twat, but his sack must be empty with all this Ralph love in!!!!

10 mins to go Dangerous time. Could do with an 80mins foul to get some composure

And here's the 9-0 comment after 74 minutes.

Third, mate. Third piece of silver ware we are throwing away. At 2-1 though we do desperately need another goal and kill them off. It's still too close to call.

Why? Why do we have to have 1 thread now rather than 3? Why do we have to trawl through 30 pages to find the start and end of the Match thread? And why can't I proof read before hitting post?

I agree. This is simply a paperwork exercise to keep it out of Government hands. It'll be just as easy to give it back either after the Ukrainian crises is over or he becomes one of our new overlords.

My thread. This is the prematch build up only. Non of that keep it going until the Match is over Play our best and this could be ours. 10 on the trot and make this 11. 2-1 Saints on the night. COYS

No, I think he does it on a Friday and uses his prejudiced predictions to post his 'TEAM OF THE WEEK.' I don't even think he watches any of the matches. Just be thankful though, otherwise it would have been: Right Back: Livramento: I have been lauding his efforts all season. He is a gifted player. Ralf Ragnarick, what are you waiting for!!! Left Back: KWP: I have been lauding his efforts all season. He is a gifted player. Jurgen Klopp, what are you waiting for!!!