Secret Site Agent

I think that is what they hoped we would have bought. We can all say that 'we should have brought in better players' but who? On the budget we have? AND who is to say the 2 or 3 would have been any better, they could have been worse.

****s ****s ****s ****s ****ing ****s

So they change it to a Saturday and Sunday The broadcaster walks away as he wants Monday night and Friday night football. However There will be another broadcaster that will have those weekend fixtures anyway. Back to the weekend football gets my vote. Put bloody X factor and the voice on Monday and Friday instead.

I agree with this, we should own it, but only WE can say the Scum word. We could be Scummers with Attitude, shorten it to SWA. Greet each other with, 'How are you, My scummer', 'Hey my SCummer' and, when we score and VAR rules it off side, 'The ref is a ScummerF*cker.' And also make it plain that only WE can use the S word, others can't use the S word, as it is totally inappropriate for those not born Scummers to the use S word. I can imagine it now in the Stands: Straight Outa Northam F*CK THE POM-PEY MUSH, MUSH EXPRESS YOUR DISPLEASURE...(at Boufal) (You would have to know the NWA songs to get my jist)

And better keepers, like you, would have thought, 'Ah, he just scuffs it, it'll go wide' and he scores. What if Ralph could teach him to not scuff his shots? he is already able to get it on target. Sorry, I know that it is a bit difficult but we need to get raw talent in a hone it, we can't afford the finished article and he must have come on someone's radar to have been scouted in the first place. I don't doubt there might be better and cheaper in the lower leagues but it is finding this talent. I think our recruitment will start looking to these areas too. I say give him a go.

RIP My age and gone. Thoughts with his family

I think you are all being really cruel. There is no evidence that he will do a crap job, and he can always fall back on his mates, Simon, Jay and Neil. NAd not forgetting Mr. Gilbert has an eye for a striker.

I cornered Gao again at the weekend. Secret Site Agent: We have been watching the goings on at the club now and we have questions. Kat: You don't have to answer that question! Secret Site Agent, you are bang out of order. Gao: I'll answer the question. You want answers? Secret Site Agent: I think were entitled to them! Gao: You want answers?! Secret Site Agent: WE want the truth!! Gao: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has budgets, and those budgets have to be guarded by men with financial responsibility. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Benjii? You, Heisenberg?You Hypochondriac? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Saints and you curse the Management. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Saints achieving 16th, while tragic, probably saved jobs and the club. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves jobs and the club! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about on Saintsweb, you want me in this club. You need me in this club. We use words like "self sustaining", "promoting youth", "loyalty", “Improvement”. We use these words as the backbone of creating something for the future that will not go into administration again. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very entertainment that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and supported the club. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a scarf, and stand in the Northam. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to! Secret Site Agent: Did you choose a dodgy sponsor? Gao: I did the job that—- Secret Site Agent: Did you choose a dodgy sponsor?! Gao: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

Hey, Batman I want you dead!!!! Yes, I want you dead serious about our chances next season and how we will avoid the drop. Cheer yourself up, there is always the ignore button.

I can imagine it now Us: Oi, Gao, we want answers Gao: Ok, answers to what? Us: Our questions. Gao: Fine. What are your questions? Us: We don't know. Gao: OK...............well let me know when you have some. Us: OK, this sponsor, is he dodgy? Gao: No, he is a respectable individual, and business man that wants a closer association with us and he is willing to pay to have his brand linked with us. Us: How much money? Gao: That is commercially sensitive. Us: Are you dodgy? Gao: No, I am a respectable individual, and business man that wants that best for Southampton football club, and I am willing to pay to have some success for us. Us: How much money are you going to put in? Gao: That is commercially sensitive. However, I want and need, as do you, the club to be self-sustaining Us: Are you going to buy any players Gao: I leave those decisions to the management of the club. However, I want and need, as do you, the club to be self-sustaining Us: What about expansion of the club Gao: I leave those decisions to the management of the club. However, I want and need, as do you, the club to be self-sustaining Us: Who are we going to sell. Gao: I leave those decisions to the management of the club. However, I want and need, as do you, the club to be self-sustaining Us: Do you have any money at all? Gao: I leave those decisions to the management of the………………. No, I mean, that is commercially sensitive. However, I want and need, as do you and the Peoples Republic of China, for me to be self-sustaining Us: Is there anything you can tell us? Gao: Yes, it is my intention that the club remain self-sustaining, that the decisions on who to buy and sell are left with the management, as long as we all agree we need to be self-sustaining. Us: And where does Nelly fit into all of this? Gao: I cannot comment on the affairs of Agents of the The Ministry of State Security. Us: Who? We meant your daughter. Gao: Oh, THAT Nelly, yes, of course………. I will consult her and get back to you in the required 28 days. Us: Katrina, can you answer some questions? Katrina: Yes, as long as they are about the Management of the club making the decisions on who to buy and sell, and if the club needs to be self-sustaining. There, now we've got our answers we can all get on with the job of worrying about things we don't know.

RIP Toomer You'll be sorely missed. Condolences to his family and frinds

Yeh, I'm sure that after scoring 2 goals his immediate reaction is to do a Z for zulu sign, denoting a 80's gang. Me, if I had just scored 2 goals would have just found a way to indicate I had scored 2 goals. I am glad he didn't score a hat trick as he would have probably done a reverse 'E' sign denoting his approval of Elephant poaching. or 4 goals when he might have done a lower case 'h' for Harry Hill's TV Burp.

This has been refuted by the club. 'There is no truth to any of these rumours and it is just fake news. We at Southampton Football Club wish to request that in future papers carry out a thorough fact check, ' Said Saints official spokesman, Zhang Wei Yin of the Peoples Liberation Army.

I am still intreged why you are talking to yourself.

I see Cabageface has Hisenburg's/Glasgows Avatar. Another one of his log ins?

I'll live with it Would have taken a point before the game Bloody annoying though, and can't help feel the ref was looking for this.

Hope he is found ok and well Terrible news if not.

I thought it sounded better than Hughesly but not sure now.

Not saying your friend is mistaken, but I can't see them allocating funds that will be in a 'Risk Pot' to other things. In business you have to have these contingencies in place, otherwise when they happen it impacts you hughly. That is why we have car and house insurance. I do agree though that it would be nice if we didn't have to keep chucking around these paydays. If I don't perform and the company want rid, as long as they follow the Employment act, I am out the door WITHOUT a pay day, and so are most of you. Money we could, as suggested above, be put to better use.

Ralph squared

Kin he'll where did that come from. Redmond really wants a goal 2-0 Game on.

Cedric not happy not getting to take the free.kick

Come on Shane Watcha dooin

Merry Christmas everyone

I'll happily concede