Secret Site Agent

I can imagine it now Us: Oi, Gao, we want answers Gao: Ok, answers to what? Us: Our questions. Gao: Fine. What are your questions? Us: We don't know. Gao: OK...............well let me know when you have some. Us: OK, this sponsor, is he dodgy? Gao: No, he is a respectable individual, and business man that wants a closer association with us and he is willing to pay to have his brand linked with us. Us: How much money? Gao: That is commercially sensitive. Us: Are you dodgy? Gao: No, I am a respectable individual, and business man that wants that best for Southampton football club, and I am willing to pay to have some success for us. Us: How much money are you going to put in? Gao: That is commercially sensitive. However, I want and need, as do you, the club to be self-sustaining Us: Are you going to buy any players Gao: I leave those decisions to the management of the club. However, I want and need, as do you, the club to be self-sustaining Us: What about expansion of the club Gao: I leave those decisions to the management of the club. However, I want and need, as do you, the club to be self-sustaining Us: Who are we going to sell. Gao: I leave those decisions to the management of the club. However, I want and need, as do you, the club to be self-sustaining Us: Do you have any money at all? Gao: I leave those decisions to the management of the………………. No, I mean, that is commercially sensitive. However, I want and need, as do you and the Peoples Republic of China, for me to be self-sustaining Us: Is there anything you can tell us? Gao: Yes, it is my intention that the club remain self-sustaining, that the decisions on who to buy and sell are left with the management, as long as we all agree we need to be self-sustaining. Us: And where does Nelly fit into all of this? Gao: I cannot comment on the affairs of Agents of the The Ministry of State Security. Us: Who? We meant your daughter. Gao: Oh, THAT Nelly, yes, of course………. I will consult her and get back to you in the required 28 days. Us: Katrina, can you answer some questions? Katrina: Yes, as long as they are about the Management of the club making the decisions on who to buy and sell, and if the club needs to be self-sustaining. There, now we've got our answers we can all get on with the job of worrying about things we don't know.

RIP Toomer You'll be sorely missed. Condolences to his family and frinds

Yeh, I'm sure that after scoring 2 goals his immediate reaction is to do a Z for zulu sign, denoting a 80's gang. Me, if I had just scored 2 goals would have just found a way to indicate I had scored 2 goals. I am glad he didn't score a hat trick as he would have probably done a reverse 'E' sign denoting his approval of Elephant poaching. or 4 goals when he might have done a lower case 'h' for Harry Hill's TV Burp.

This has been refuted by the club. 'There is no truth to any of these rumours and it is just fake news. We at Southampton Football Club wish to request that in future papers carry out a thorough fact check, ' Said Saints official spokesman, Zhang Wei Yin of the Peoples Liberation Army.

I am still intreged why you are talking to yourself.

I see Cabageface has Hisenburg's/Glasgows Avatar. Another one of his log ins?

I'll live with it Would have taken a point before the game Bloody annoying though, and can't help feel the ref was looking for this.

Hope he is found ok and well Terrible news if not.

I thought it sounded better than Hughesly but not sure now.

Not saying your friend is mistaken, but I can't see them allocating funds that will be in a 'Risk Pot' to other things. In business you have to have these contingencies in place, otherwise when they happen it impacts you hughly. That is why we have car and house insurance. I do agree though that it would be nice if we didn't have to keep chucking around these paydays. If I don't perform and the company want rid, as long as they follow the Employment act, I am out the door WITHOUT a pay day, and so are most of you. Money we could, as suggested above, be put to better use.

Ralph squared

Kin he'll where did that come from. Redmond really wants a goal 2-0 Game on.

Cedric not happy not getting to take the free.kick

Come on Shane Watcha dooin

Merry Christmas everyone

I'll happily concede

We will slaughter them if we play like we did today, especially if we can tighten up the defense and stop the silly little errors.

I think you'll find he was looking more bemused as she didn't comment on Charlie Austin, she was talking about Charlie ADAMS linking up with Shane Long. Who is she anyway?

Good job in mind reading, giving your own spin and pressing ahead with an agenda. I don't get any of that apart from he's happy we are finally turning things around. Or maybe he isnt a fan of Koeman, Pottechino, Adkins etc. as well.

You beauties. Well done team and Ralph We can only go up now surely. COME ON YOU SAINTS

5 . minutes where that come from?

What a wonderful goal CHARLIE AUSTINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

He did it again Danny Ings I didn't realise it went in.

Didn't deserve that Enjoyed it whilst it lasted.

I like Ralph reaction to the Goal. Yes!!!!!!! Get in there!!!!!!!Going to run on the pitch!!!!!! Calm down calm down calm down.