saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Starts saturday, what is the worst thing that you have heard happen to a stag dooist??? I am feeling very anxious and losing sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_ed Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Got killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I went on a stag do. Took pics of the stag sleeping with hoes and kept them for blackmailing purposes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Got killed.Not too bad, at least I won't suffer a long paralysed illness. and shearer I won't be sh*gging and whores, too classy for that kind of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 The worst thing? Hmmmmm.... They got married soon after it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 marriage ain't gonna change a thing, I don't get blow jobs anymore so that doesn't matter and the backdoor was closed a week after the engagemnet ring went on her finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Where you off to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Where you off to? Pastyland. I'm gonna scoff a dozen. St Ives, have a house on a cliff at carbis bay with steps down to our private beach which is pointless as i expect it to rain but we have a bagfull of ectoiders, after next week I am an adult and never doing naughty things again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Bizzle Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 A) Can I come? B) If you say no i'm guna go **** your missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Have a good time. When I was best man I injected the groom with massive amounts of acid on his stag weekend. We all then watched him descend into a pit of total despair which lasted for 19 days. 17 of those were spent screaming in terror. It was so funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 A) Can I come? B) If you say no i'm guna go **** your missus.No Only if you have a small peni, she's very little and I don't want her ruined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Shearer Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Not too bad, at least I won't suffer a long paralysed illness. and shearer I won't be sh*gging and whores, too classy for that kind of thing. Classy? More like cheap and crassy. :bear: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Have a good time. When I was best man I injected the groom with massive amounts of acid on his stag weekend. We all then watched him descend into a pit of total despair which lasted for 19 days. 17 of those were spent screaming in terror. It was so funny. don't even joke about such things junction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 don't even joke about such things junction. Sorry, you'll be fine. Just watch those granite steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Those steps are very dangerous, sheer drop from garden to bottom of cliff, so many things could go wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Those steps are very dangerous, sheer drop from garden to bottom of cliff, so many things could go wrong. Get a baby gate and padlock it before the ectoids kick in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Get a baby gate and padlock it before the ectoids kick in. good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Make sure you take the ectoids in time to come up for X Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 sky plussed it. I may keep one for when I get home to watch it with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I always do a toot of poppers 10 seconds before Cowell gives his verdict. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 10 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 September, 2008 I always do a toot of poppers 10 seconds before Cowell gives his verdict.:smt042 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blanco Saint Posted 10 September, 2008 Share Posted 10 September, 2008 Try 'K' swimming if the surf is up?:smt038 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Kip, go and watch 'Very bad things' on dvd, it's all about a group of lads on a stag do. P.S. Have a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 marriage ain't gonna change a thing, I don't get blow jobs anymore so that doesn't matter and the backdoor was closed a week after the engagemnet ring went on her finger. That reminds me of the lyrics of that new Nickelback track. Can you fit this into your wedding speech? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Kip, go and watch 'Very bad things' on dvd, it's all about a group of lads on a stag do. P.S. Have a good time. Thanks dog. I've seen it, a murder and a few dead friends, it's not so bad.8-[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Am I invited?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 A good friend of mine went on a stag do in Kernow. The groom and best man were handcuffed to the harbour chains after a heavy session on the drink. In the morning when they eventually found them face down in the sea, they had been gang raped and both have had their throats slit before being tossed for crab bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 as i am your favourite TMS user i am surprised i am yet to receive an invite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Starts saturday, what is the worst thing that you have heard happen to a stag dooist??? I am feeling very anxious and losing sleep. The male tit wobblist didn't turn up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Pastyland. I'm gonna scoff a dozen. St Ives, have a house on a cliff at carbis bay with steps down to our private beach which is pointless as i expect it to rain but we have a bagfull of ectoiders, after next week I am an adult and never doing naughty things again. botter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Starts saturday, what is the worst thing that you have heard happen to a stag dooist??? I am feeling very anxious and losing sleep. A Danish mate and the lads, got the stag mortalled, slipped him a mickey, put him on an express train in Copenhagen with no money and an ID card around his neck. The stag woke up in Milan Railway Station at 10:00am on the morning of the wedding with no money and no credit cards. The wedding was at 13:00 in a small town 2 hours drive from Copenhagen. Suffice to say........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 This could happen.... I must add that this is not me, but this happened to me. I had to wear a leopardskin bikini all day. Out in the bars, shopping, at the water park, everywhere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 This could happen.... I must add that this is not me, but this happened to me. I had to wear a leopardskin bikini all day. Out in the bars, shopping, at the water park, everywhere.... I'd rather wake up in Milan TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 A Danish mate and the lads, got the stag mortalled, slipped him a mickey, put him on an express train in Copenhagen with no money and an ID card around his neck. The stag woke up in Milan Railway Station at 10:00am on the morning of the wedding with no money and no credit cards. The wedding was at 13:00 in a small town 2 hours drive from Copenhagen. Suffice to say........... But...that's not funny... Some people are utter mongs... The point of the stag do is to make sure the stag enjoys his night out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 My boss ended up getting stripped b*llock naked, tied to a lampost & having a cucumber shoved up his arse! Funniest thing was the police driving past, stopping & just saying, "stag do lads?" to which the answer was ofcourse yes so they just drove off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 My boss ended up getting stripped b*llock naked, tied to a lampost & having a cucumber shoved up his arse! Funniest thing was the police driving past, stopping & just saying, "stag do lads?" to which the answer was ofcourse yes so they just drove off! Once again...not actually funny...slightly gay though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I will slit throats if people try to screw me over on my stag do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I will slit throats if people try to screw me over on my stag do Not if they lock you in the boot of a car and push it over Beachy Head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 My brother went to one where the stag was given a costume...one item of which was a fake beard...it later transpired that the fake beard consisted of pubic hair cut from all the people there... Now that is funny...and not gay... F::cking cucumber up the arse indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I can confirm that I have not been invited on Kips stag do, but I have been invited on his honeymoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I can confirm that I have not been invited on Kips stag do, but I have been invited on his honeymoon. Fluffer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I went to a stag do once where all this made up sh1t happened and in reality nothing happened other than me trying to look crazy on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I've have never been to a stag do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 But...that's not funny... Some people are utter mongs... The point of the stag do is to make sure the stag enjoys his night out... Could argue that waking up anywhere EXCEPT Denmark is fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Could argue that waking up anywhere EXCEPT Denmark is fun Well that's a fair point...i do like Lurpak butter though... And to be fair the bloke should have known better than to have the stag do the day before the wedding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Could argue that waking up anywhere EXCEPT Denmark is fun I had a brilliant weekend in Denmark. Admittedly it was when they won the European Championship and all the stunning blonde ladies were going around the main square in Copenhagen kissing everyone. Oh and Tuborg were giving away free beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I had a brilliant weekend in Denmark. Admittedly it was when they won the European Championship and all the stunning blonde ladies were going around the main square in Copenhagen kissing everyone. Oh and Tuborg were giving away free beer. Fookin hate Copenhagen. Caught a bloke walking out of the hotel I was in with my laptop he had just smashed my hotel room door to nick. Then some while he was being nicked, some **** came up behind me with a knife, slashed the strap on my Cannon camera and ran off with it in front of the cops. bstds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Fookin hate Copenhagen. Caught a bloke walking out of the hotel I was in with my laptop he had just smashed my hotel room door to nick. Then some while he was being nicked, some **** came up behind me with a knife, slashed the strap on my Cannon camera and ran off with it in front of the cops. bstds That would tend to make you a little jaundiced about a nation to be fair. Same reason I hate Irish-Americans after they tried to blow me and my group up in a hotel in Boston. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 A Danish mate and the lads, got the stag mortalled, slipped him a mickey, put him on an express train in Copenhagen with no money and an ID card around his neck. The stag woke up in Milan Railway Station at 10:00am on the morning of the wedding with no money and no credit cards. The wedding was at 13:00 in a small town 2 hours drive from Copenhagen. Suffice to say........... Im sure i have heard this story from about 25 different people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Im sure i have heard this story from about 25 different people. Nah. It's a storyline from Eastenders that they've recycled 24 times Get's better everytime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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