Saint Martini Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Fookin hate Copenhagen. Caught a bloke walking out of the hotel I was in with my laptop he had just smashed my hotel room door to nick. Then some while he was being nicked, some **** came up behind me with a knife, slashed the strap on my Cannon camera and ran off with it in front of the cops. bstds I like Copenhagen, just a tad expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Im sure i have heard this story from about 25 different people. blast I'd been looking for months toi get my Danishism out in the open, we'd had a thread with people being swissist and thought it was time... Interesting concpet though, as the bloke concerned who tells the story was the stag, and explained in a lot of detail what happened to the extremely ex best man after he had been taken to court and made bankrupt for all the damages...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I like Copenhagen, just a tad expensive. sure, just don't take luggage or cameras. Not an easy place to find anything to eat though, a nation that thinks "The Hereford Beouf Stew" (sic) is their best restaurant should be avoided Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 blast I'd been looking for months toi get my Danishism out in the open, we'd had a thread with people being swissist and thought it was time... Interesting concpet though, as the bloke concerned who tells the story was the stag, and explained in a lot of detail what happened to the extremely ex best man after he had been taken to court and made bankrupt for all the damages...... We its amazing he was that wasted he got chucked on train to a random country but yet can still remember enough to take him to court..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 "If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby, if I can't have you, whoa-oh." Good choice of first dance song, saintkiptanui. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 September, 2008 "If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby, if I can't have you, whoa-oh." Good choice of first dance song, saintkiptanui.Tony debart the real thing, I think I will find a CD with that on and I can dance on the rocks like Tony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I agree with Scudamore about people doing really bad things to the groom, surely the point is for the loads of friends to have a good laugh before it becomes difficult to all get together again, cucumber up bum is rediculous as is the train to milan, if I have to do whta hatch had to do although most embarrrassing I will be delighted to get away with just that and make it home safely next friday. If i'm not online by next saturday please call an ambulance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I If i'm not online by next saturday please call an ambulance. scott_saints: *Rings the ambulance*..... Ambulance: Hello scott_saints: Saintkiptanui needs an ambulance Ambulance: Ok, why does he need an ambulance and where is he? scott_saints: I don't know why he needs an ambulance but he's missing Ambulance: And where is he? scott_saints: Dunno. Not on t'interweb though Ambulance: Ermmm ok scott_saints: Hurry up.... he might have a cucumber up his bum ffs!!! Ambulance: Weirdo. Bye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I will be in St ives. That will help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 scott_saints: *Rings the ambulance*..... Ambulance: Hello scott_saints: Saintkiptanui needs an ambulance Ambulance: Ok, why does he need an ambulance and where is he? scott_saints: I don't know why he needs an ambulance but he's missing Ambulance: And where is he? scott_saints: Dunno. Not on t'interweb though Ambulance: Ermmm ok scott_saints: Hurry up.... he might have a cucumber up his bum ffs!!! Ambulance: Weirdo. Bye. Much more likely scenario is you knocking on the doors of St Ives trying to find him...in order to eat that cucumber non? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Much more likely scenario is you knocking on the doors of St Ives trying to find him...in order to eat that cucumber non? No. I would not like to eat the cucumber. I would merely replace it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 scott_saints: *Rings the ambulance*..... Ambulance: Hello scott_saints: Saintkiptanui needs an ambulance Ambulance: Ok, why does he need an ambulance and where is he? scott_saints: I don't know why he needs an ambulance but he's missing Ambulance: And where is he? scott_saints: Dunno. Not on t'interweb though Ambulance: Ermmm ok scott_saints: Hurry up.... he might have a cucumber up his bum ffs!!! Ambulance: Weirdo. Bye. I like that. It made me laugh. Well Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I like that. It made me laugh. Well Done. f**k off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Kip - how old are you, if under 30 you are too young to get married imho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Kip - how old are you, if under 30 you are too young to get married imho.32 and yes I was born in September 1975 which is when you were born, what do you want a paper f*ckin hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 32 and yes I was born in September 1975 which is when you were born, what do you want a paper f*ckin hat? No it wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Kip - how old are you, if under 30 you are too young to get married imho. Erm, im getting married next Sept. Ill be 26 going on 27. I do not think I am too young. I would like kids before im 28 as would not like to be generations ahead of my kids. These people who dont have kids until mid to late thirties are sick I tell ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Erm, im getting married next Sept. Ill be 26 going on 27. I do not think I am too young. I would like kids before im 28 as would not like to be generations ahead of my kids. These people who dont have kids until mid to late thirties are sick I tell ya Each to their own INS - just an opinion. Good luck to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 26 is too young to be getting married. This is my opinion, but it happens to be correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 26 is too young to be getting married. This is my opinion, but it happens to be correct. Meh I have had my share of fun and when self assessing I believe I can be quite a difficult person to live with. Ergo if my current Mrs puts up with me she must love me long time and I have been with her for nearly 6 years. Plus I want to spawn critters within the next two years so makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Kip - how old are you, if under 30 you are too young to get married imho. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 rule 1s all over this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Meh I have had my share of fun and when self assessing I believe I can be quite a difficult person to live with. Ergo if my current Mrs puts up with me she must love me long time and I have been with her for nearly 6 years. Plus I want to spawn critters within the next two years so makes sense. Been with her for 6 yeas and your 26?? So. if my maths is correct then you have only had 2 "proper" years of being able to get p1ssed up with the lads etc?! She better be worth it otherwise you'll be kicking yourself when she cheats on you because of the credit crunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 rule 1s all over this thread Just checking my understanding of the definition of rule one... Its 'picture evidence required' right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Just checking my understanding of the definition of rule one... Its 'picture evidence required' right? Yep. So post the picture of your wife to be so I can find her profile on www.illicitencounters.com in a few years. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Been with her for 6 yeas and your 26?? So. if my maths is correct then you have only had 2 "proper" years of being able to get p1ssed up with the lads etc?! She better be worth it otherwise you'll be kicking yourself when she cheats on you because of the credit crunch Well technically its 5.5 years I have been with her and im 25.75 years old. I was going out drinking when I was 17 so more like 3.25 years of legal drinking. She has no qualms with me holidaying with the lads or going out on town either still so I havent missed out on anything. And, we did have a small break where I had some extra curricular fun about 4 years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Yep. So post the picture of your wife to be so I can find her profile on www.illicitencounters.com in a few years. Cheers She loves my weiner too much to have an illicit encounter. And as much as I would love to post a piccie of my Mrs, I know this is TMS so think ill give it a miss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Just checking my understanding of the definition of rule one... Its 'picture evidence required' right? if you mention wife or girlfriend , you must post a picture of said lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 if you mention wife or girlfriend , you must post a picture of said lady. What about mother in laws? Mother in law lives in Rotherham, and for that reason. I'm out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 What about mother in laws? Cant spell it so I will use phonics. Im sure you need to know how to make all the little dots appear above each letter to spell it right and I do not know how to do this. too-shey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Cant spell it so I will use phonics. Im sure you need to know how to make all the little dots appear above each letter to spell it right and I do not know how to do this. too-shey Touché. Although i accept touche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 What about mother in laws? I've only got a topless one of her and thats on my phone and I don't have the know how to copy it over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 I've only got a topless one of her and thats on my phone and I don't have the know how to copy it over. Its called SMS - text it, we can do the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCholulaKid Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 marriage ain't gonna change a thing, I don't get blow jobs anymore so that doesn't matter and the backdoor was closed a week after the engagemnet ring went on her finger. You don't get blow jobs anymore? And you're not even married yet. Jesus, mate, I feel sorry for you. Will all end in tears. There's only so long a man can go without one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Kip. am I invited.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 11 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Every stag do needs a mincer. Above poster I really don't care for the job of blow, I find them selfish and slightly dull8-[ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 Every stag do needs a mincer. Above poster I really don't care for the job of blow, I find them selfish and slightly dull8-[ THIS MAN MUST BE BANNED FROM ALL INTERNET ACCESS NOW! Mods - how can we allow a poster to spread such nasty solicious LIES? WOMEN MIGHT FIND OUT! Good grief man, get a hold of yourself oh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 touché. Although i accept touche. ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 11 September, 2008 Share Posted 11 September, 2008 ffs He also pluralised "Mother in law" to "Mother in laws", rather than the more accurate "Mothers in law". Tsk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 12 September, 2008 Share Posted 12 September, 2008 26 is too young to be getting married. This is my opinion, but it happens to be correct. i married at 23 and have lasted 25 years and had a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 12 September, 2008 Share Posted 12 September, 2008 THIS MAN MUST BE BANNED FROM ALL INTERNET ACCESS NOW! Mods - how can we allow a poster to spread such nasty solicious LIES? WOMEN MIGHT FIND OUT! Good grief man, get a hold of yourself oh That is a disaster waiting to happen, Saintkip must be in a trance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 12 September, 2008 Share Posted 12 September, 2008 ffs He also pluralised "Mother in law" to "Mother in laws", rather than the more accurate "Mothers in law". Tsk. Steady on...I don't claim to be Mr Grammar. He was unsure on how to spell touché. I've told him... Oh and you changed my capital t on the first touché WSS ffs... Pedants...can't live with them...carnt live witout em... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 12 September, 2008 Share Posted 12 September, 2008 Kip, if you die this weekend can I have your full membership on here please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintkiptanui Posted 12 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 12 September, 2008 Kip, if you die this weekend can I have your full membership on here please?If you congratulate me on my winnings and you will have to do spazzer saturday night posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 12 September, 2008 Share Posted 12 September, 2008 Congratulations on winning lots of money. I couldn't wish it on a better person. That makes 3 of you who have made a success out of your lives after being rescued from that orphanage. God bless you and god bless the Cheeky Girls. At least you didn't have to suckle on Lembit Opik's winkle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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