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I drew a picture of Hassan Kachloul when I was a (younger) boy, and sent it in to the club. He then left for Villa and I had to endure 3 years of me email address being Kachloul94@aol.com

 

ha ha, love it, who gives a **** if it has nothing to with the thread, in fact art is cool. I have no artistic ability at all, but as a kid me and my mates used to set to light to **** for something do to and grafiti the bus shelter and this is could be argued to be leaning towards modern art. That said i'm now a comitted member of UKIP and a fully fledged hpocrite.

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I drew a picture of Hassan Kachloul when I was a (younger) boy, and sent it in to the club. He then left for Villa and I had to endure 3 years of me email address being Kachloul94@aol.com

 

When I was just a little boy,

I drew a picture, of Hassan Kachloul.

He left for Villa,

I looked a pillock,

Now i've a sh*t addy.

 

I'm very, very bored...

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Went on the pitch vs Leeds as my mate had peened the Rudi, Rudi, Rudi, Rudi song in the play-off year. Interviewed by Mike Osman and presented with a signed shirt from Garteh Bale (miserable sod). Got my grandson on with me too which was cool for him.

 

When waiting we sat in the Leeds' dug-out on Dennis Wise's seat. He'd left his jacket on the back of the chair and it did cross my mind to try it for size or just simply nick it.

 

Got to meet Mark and Stewart Dennis on the morning show (the brothers), in the match progamme and on both the OS and The Saint site.

 

I was like a little kid tbh. V sad, I know.

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I remember Roy Keane stopping Beckham and Scholes getting off the coach and having a fight with me after we spanked them 6-3 :cool:

 

They'll catch up with you one day.

 

One day when Roy's not there to stop them.

 

You'll see.

 

Sleep well tonight.

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As theres not a lot to moan about at present (apart from the booking fee) has anyone got any stories.

 

years ago, we played ipswich at the dell..(we won 4-3)..it was around the time richard hall was playing for us..

 

during the build up, we were egging on this bloke who was clearly retarded and backwards..we were egging him on to run on the pitch with US if saints score..

 

anyway, saints go 1-0 up...and we never did...ipswich go 2-1 and the goading continues..

saints equalise and we shout "on the pitch"..thinking he would not fall for it, as we found our spots after going nuts at the equaliser...who did we see running around the center circle..? yep, said retard...it was funny..clearly an idiot running around the pitch....as he came back towards the milton, tim flowers tries to get him back in the stands before the stewards came..

 

anyway, he was ejected and missed a cracking game as saints went on to win 4-3...

 

I think in those days, he was a £60 fine and pretty much a slap on the wrist for going on the pitch

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years ago, we played ipswich at the dell..(we won 4-3)..it was around the time richard hall was playing for us..

 

during the build up, we were egging on this bloke who was clearly retarded and backwards..we were egging him on to run on the pitch with US if saints score..

 

anyway, saints go 1-0 up...and we never did...ipswich go 2-1 and the goading continues..

saints equalise and we shout "on the pitch"..thinking he would not fall for it, as we found our spots after going nuts at the equaliser...who did we see running around the center circle..? yep, said retard...it was funny..clearly an idiot running around the pitch....as he came back towards the milton, tim flowers tries to get him back in the stands before the stewards came..

 

anyway, he was ejected and missed a cracking game as saints went on to win 4-3...

 

I think in those days, he was a £60 fine and pretty much a slap on the wrist for going on the pitch

 

Did you know Stu from before, or was that the first time you met him?

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I had to wait to go for a wee wee at Wembley at the JPT final, as Rickie Lambert's brother was in the cublicle having a crafty cigarette. The story will be on the OS at 11.02pm tomorrow, so that the Echo don't have time to print it in Thursdays edition.

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I had to wait to go for a wee wee at Wembley at the JPT final, as Rickie Lambert's brother was in the cublicle having a crafty cigarette. The story will be on the OS at 11.02pm tomorrow, so that the Echo don't have time to print it in Thursdays edition.

 

It will be in Thursdays Afternoon edition!

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I was invited to go in the players lounge and have a drink with Bruce Grobelaar after I had travelled down from London only to get to the Dell and find the game had been called off. It was around the time that Grob was being investigated for the match fixing allegation in the News of the world. I got talking to a steward about how peeved I was to travel all that way only to find the game was off, he asked me to wait outside for a while whilst he went inside and came back a few minutes later and told me that Bruce wanted to invite me in for a drink. I declined just in case he was guilty and had 'fixed' some of our games.

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