scott_saints Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Why they do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Because they don't. My missus does not masturbate. She has no need to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 29 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I think you'll find that around 90% of women do, so why lie. Silly bints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I think you'll find that around 90% of women do, so why lie. Silly bints. Do you have any evidence to support your theory? My wife must be in the 10% bracket if true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 29 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Do you have any evidence to support your theory? My wife must be in the 10% bracket if true. No I have no evidence. Your wife lies to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Do you have any evidence to support your theory? My wife must be in the 10% bracket if true. You don't know what she does when you're not around! Does she use the washing machine a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Do you have any evidence to support your theory? My wife must be in the 10% bracket if true. Aren't you curious as to why she doesn't want to replace that rickety old washing machine of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 29 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 September, 2008 After a quick search, here are the percentages of women who masturbate according to age bracket: Under 16=65 17-19=71 20-24=73 25-34=75 35-43=63 44-50=60 51-57=45 58-64=30 65+=25 Now, that is MOST women. So why do MOST women lie about it? Silly bints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 You don't know what she does when you're not around! Does she use the washing machine a lot? Yes she does use the washing machine,to wash the cum soaked bedsheets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Yes she does use the washing machine,to wash the cum soaked bedsheets. Euwwww TMI mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 29 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Euwwww TMI mate btf, do you flick the clunge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 btf, do you flick the clunge? And if so, who's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 29 September, 2008 Author Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I'm trying to ignore the statistic that states 25% of grannies flick their bean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I'm trying to ignore the statistic that states 25% of grannies flick their bean! Yeah right. Secretly you're thinking how many grannies live on your street, and whether or not you will be able to see through their windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 They all double click their mouses from time to time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 btf, do you flick the clunge? That's for me to know and you to guess at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 That's for me to know and you to guess at Why did you ask me to PM a photo of me to you the other week. What was that for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Why did you ask me to PM a photo of me to you the other week. What was that for? I'd run out of bog roll. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I'd run out of bog roll. HTH Soft and strong and very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I'd run out of bog roll. HTH So you printed a photo of Hatch onto your own printer paper then wiped your arse on said image? Why not just use the unprinted paper? This statement is riddled with holes... Let's hear the truth please... Why did you ask Hatch to PM a photo of himself to you? And remember it is an offense to lie in the Muppet Show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I'm trying to ignore the statistic that states 25% of grannies flick their bean! Not strictly true. 25% of grannies ADMIT to flicking their bean. The potential of the actual figure doesn't bare thinking about. Next time you walk past a bus stop and there are 4 little old ladies... at least one of them... uuuughhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 After a quick search, here are the percentages of women who masturbate according to age bracket: Under 16=65 Say what?!!?! Thats enough to give every school boy on this forum wet dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Aren't they all dried up by that age?! (over 65) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Id be more intreagued with what results Scott got back from typing 'Women who masturbate' into google! Bet you would need safe search on for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr saint Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 I think you'll find that around 90% of women do, so why lie. Silly bints. After a quick search, here are the percentages of women who masturbate according to age bracket: Under 16=65 17-19=71 20-24=73 25-34=75 35-43=63 44-50=60 51-57=45 58-64=30 65+=25 Now, that is MOST women. So why do MOST women lie about it? Silly bints. This is quite a lot less than 90% of all women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 This is quite a lot less than 90% of all women. To be fair, those are the percentages that admitted it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Most women who I have cum across do not have an issue with it so see no reason for denial, noone likes to think their partner "needs" to do it, men and women alike, doesn't mean it is a slight on you as a man they may have the medical condition PHSA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Most women who I have cum across do not have an issue with it so see no reason for denial, noone likes to think their partner "needs" to do it, men and women alike, doesn't mean it is a slight on you as a man they may have the medical condition PHSA Pun intended? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Freudian slip ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 PHSA? Pulsating Hand Secksual Arouser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Not strictly true. 25% of grannies ADMIT to flicking their bean. The potential of the actual figure doesn't bare thinking about. Next time you walk past a bus stop and there are 4 little old ladies... at least one of them... uuuughhh. you also have to add on a percentage who have forgotten they did it earlier and enjoy it more with Parkinsons after te old man has gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Not strictly true. 25% of grannies ADMIT to flicking their bean. The potential of the actual figure doesn't bare thinking about. Next time you walk past a bus stop and there are 4 little old ladies... at least one of them... uuuughhh. Supposing there are 4 little old men there as well, with their hairy noses and large, hairy ears. Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhhh even more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 PHSA? Pulsating Hand Secksual Arouser? Perpetual Hard Slapping Action ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 They do not want to appear like dirty slags, they dont like the thought of walking round all day with vagina juice beneath the accetone clad nails they portray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gudz Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 My ball & chain calls it a "twange". Looks quite funny actually when she thinks Im not in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 29 September, 2008 Share Posted 29 September, 2008 Yeah, birds are weird like that. I've met girls who'll go on about all kinds of filthy sh*t they've got up to with men/other girls, but will fanatically deny that they enjoy a good diddle now and then. Confused priorities, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I can confirm all the birds I have met masterbate. Well they do when I tell them too anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Nowt wrong with it IMO. Unfortunately it's still a bit of a taboo subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Nowt wrong with it IMO. Unfortunately it's still a bit of a taboo subject. bean flicking dirter! :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 bean flicking dirter! :idea: So I get slated if I don't admit it and get slated if I do. Moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 So I get slated if I don't admit it and get slated if I do. Moron. Aliright, I was only teasing. Mr Blobby visiting you this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Aliright, I was only teasing. Mr Blobby visiting you this week! Funny you should say that. Also coming back into work after having Friday & Monday off & finding your area a mess & upset engineers doesn't help. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 If I was a woman my hand would never be out of my knickers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 If I was a woman my hand would never be out of my knickers. Those pubic lice are a pain aren't they! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Funny you should say that. Also coming back into work after having Friday & Monday off & finding your area a mess & upset engineers doesn't help. :mad: Well there is no need to e-take it out on others! :snakeman: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Well there is no need to e-take it out on others! :snakeman: There is in your case as you're annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 There is in your case as you're annoying. Argh! Go and play with some tampons and return when you're in a happier mood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 Argh! Go and play with some tampons and return when you're in a happier mood I'm in a perfectly happy mood thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 you also have to add on a percentage who have forgotten they did it earlier and enjoy it more with Parkinsons after te old man has gone. I have to say Nick, I am surprised and disappointed. I always thought you were above such remarks. Supposing there are 4 little old men there as well, with their hairy noses and large, hairy ears. Uuuuuuuggggghhhhhhh even more No, that survey was only about women. If you see 1 little old man standing at the bus stop, at least one of them tugs his long-John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 30 September, 2008 Share Posted 30 September, 2008 I'm in a perfectly happy mood thanks. Obviously!:smt045 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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