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What colour the next Stig?


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As rumoured for ages it appears that Ben Collins has been confirmed as white Stig (news about as surprising in truth as the religious persuasion of the pope and bears toilet arrangements) . Hard to see his still being the Stig in the next season of top gear given the court case so I would guess the next series will see a new Stig. Wonder if they will stay with the white and pretend it never happened or 'kill' white Stig off like black Stig? Maybe someone should suggest the next Stig get a nice red stripe across the front of his overalls to distinguish himself from white Stig?

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In times where all 14th century English historical shows must have at least one black character, it only seems appropriate for "The Stig's African Cousin" to be flown in from his shed in Botswana to become the new "Stig". And to please the gay community you may as well dress him in pink.

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In times where all 14th century English historical shows must have at least one black character, it only seems appropriate for "The Stig's African Cousin" to be flown in from his shed in Botswana to become the new "Stig". And to please the gay community you may as well dress him in pink.

 

Sounds a lot like something Top Gear would do to take the p*ss out of PCness. Ethnic, disabled, female, gay, gypsy Stig it is then.

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