Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 You had secksy timez? Last night for me, oh yeah giggity giggity go (Although I do live with her) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 So basically this thread is just a way of you boasting that you had sex last night!! WOW good for you!! You clearly cant of had it for a while. Or you lost your virginity last night! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 So basically this thread is just a way of you boasting that you had sex last night!! WOW good for you!! You clearly cant of had it for a while. Or you lost your virginity last night! :-) Basically yes. Although it stems on from a conversation I had with my mate about when he last had it off with his Mrs. For example, you would presume a highly sexed up couple like Peter Andre and Jordan f::ck like rabbits all day, but I was surprised to learn (yes I was watching it, but only as I was playing fm08 while her indoors was watching it) they didnt have secks time for about 2 months! So in a way it was boasting, and in another way, it was asking the question out of curiousity. I wouldnt be surprised if someone single like Cabbage gets laid more often than some of the people in relationships on here. Sorry to hit a nerve there The King, I feel for you that your not getting any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids victim Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I had sex with The King about 20 minute ago and I gave him the whole 3 minutes, then reached around to finish him off. I didn't have any change, so he let me keep the fiver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scummer Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Has anyone ever had sex whilst posting on this forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 You had secksy timez? Last night for me, oh yeah giggity giggity go (Although I do live with her) I thought you had a bad back? :shock: Edit I suppose you made her do all the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Two weeks ago. Im a stud of the highest order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I thought you had a bad back? :shock: Edit I suppose you made her do all the work. Yes I can confirm she rode me like a western pony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Two weeks ago. Im a stud of the highest order. My ar$e is still sore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 It feels like months sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 (edited) You had secksy timez? Last night for me, oh yeah giggity giggity go (Although I do live with her) IMO mum's shouldn't count, so last night doesn't count for you dear friend. For me, about 3-4 yrs. Edited 3 October, 2008 by Master Bates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 It feels like months sometimes It feels like hours sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Two weeks ago. Im a stud of the highest order. I'd be afraid if i were you...i think IBS might have you earmarked for some sexy time the way he keeps on sucking your d:ck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 i'd be afraid if i were you...i think ibs might have you earmarked for some sexy time the way he keeps on sucking your d:ck... ibs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CabbageFace Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I'd be afraid if i were you...i think IBS might have you earmarked for some sexy time the way he keeps on sucking your d:ck... Who is IBS? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Too long ago to remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 ibs? Who is IBS? INS who i will now be calling IBS. Because he gives me irritable bowels syndrome when he starts threads like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 INS who i will now be calling IBS. Because he gives me irritable bowels syndrome when he starts threads like this... oh f::ck off you gimp, im trying to liven up this forearm as its pretty dead at the moment. Just because I chose not to slate people doesnt mean im sucking up to them. Anyway, I doubt I give you IBS as your always full of sh|t, you miserable git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 oh f::ck off you gimp, im trying to liven up this forearm as its pretty dead at the moment. Just because I chose not to slate people doesnt mean im sucking up to them. Anyway, I doubt I give you IBS as your always full of sh|t, you miserable git *snigger* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Probably just over a month, She gave me STI Is that some kind of seckshuwal practise of did she give you chylamidia (sp?) or the such Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 *snigger* You love me really, and thats racist btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 IMO mum's shouldn't count, so last night doesn't count for you dear friend. For me, about 3-4 yrs. Touche, cheeky git! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 January 4th 1994. 18:07 to 18:09 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 I am a virgin and taken a vow of celibacy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 18 weeks , six days and 7 hours ........not that i'm counting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 You had secksy timez? Last night for me, oh yeah giggity giggity go (Although I do live with her) Blow.Up.Doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 13months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 13months Punctured.Blow.Up.Doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 3 October, 2008 Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2008 Blow.Up.Doll. We are not all like you Deppo, some of us can get REAL girls. That move, breath and talk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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