Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 July, 2013 Share Posted 4 July, 2013 Firstly hello and welcome MLG, please take a seat at the front next to Bletch. Leave your clipboard and stadium plan print outs at the door, you won't be needing them here. So to make it public. I heard from someone who is more reliable then Bearsy but less reliable than VMAN, left back or Glasgow that we have been in talks with damiao's reps, the talks had gone well and that the signing was close. It might be drawn out as some other club still owns his left leg and another owns his knob but in general things are going well. I don't doubt he knows people at the club but am not sure how much anyone knows outside of the top guys. Fingers crossed. If this comes off, it will be the biggest thing to hit the MS since Bearsy came out and our numbers will smash the 30 or so w@nkers that hang out in the lounge. Plus going off topic is permitted and so are tits. Everyone's a winner! And if it doesn't come off, well it's only the muppet show yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel=God-Poyet=Sod Posted 4 July, 2013 Share Posted 4 July, 2013 Brilliant OP Tokyo. Hopefully it happens then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glasgow_Saint Posted 4 July, 2013 Share Posted 4 July, 2013 I would love you to join the itk club. Your reputation is on the line now. However so is Pinocchios as he also said he's a target Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhari Posted 4 July, 2013 Share Posted 4 July, 2013 Don't believe it until ther are tits on the thread. It is the Muppet Show FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 4 July, 2013 FFS MS numbers soar to 32 but still over 60 on the lounge. It's cause if that Lols thread on how much of a poor pikey bear is. Mods can you move that one here too as it is more of a MS one than a lounge one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 4 July, 2013 Share Posted 4 July, 2013 Was a valiant effort tokes, trying to breath some life into this place. It has got like mcslutskies and NY2 these days, a skeleton of the proud places that they once were, ribbings, banter and the odd four finger fumble were rife, now they are nothing but a gloryhole without the filling. Still, we arent actually revealing the actual PM are we ? Has anyone checked MLGs plans to see if he is anywhere near right ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 As Tokes wanted tits, I shall now post a picture of a pair of Great Tits. ...wait for it... ...they're coming... ...get your pants off now to save time... BOOM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 5 July, 2013 I did not see that coming, not at all. Completely blindsided me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 I did not see that coming, not at all. Completely blindsided me. Agree. +1 reputations point to whoever posted that tits post (I can't be arsed to scroll back up again!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 As Tokes wanted tits, I shall now post a picture of a pair of Great Tits. ...wait for it... ...they're coming... ...get your pants off now to save time... BOOM! pls can people not quote this post, cos it is v.long + i don't want to have to keep scrolling down on iphones is giving my finger ache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 As Tokes wanted tits, I shall now post a picture of a pair of Great Tits. ...wait for it... ...they're coming... ...get your pants off now to save time... BOOM! pls can people not quote this post, cos it is v.long + i don't want to have to keep scrolling down on iphones is giving my finger ache Seconded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 5 July, 2013 Share Posted 5 July, 2013 Tokyo, you need to provide an update on this to keep people interested, 102 more views and it'll overtake the itunes is **** thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 6 July, 2013 Share Posted 6 July, 2013 Its all these tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 July, 2013 Share Posted 6 July, 2013 We need to get this to a second page ASAP so we don't have to scroll down all that blank space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 6 July, 2013 The update is, there was a Photoshoot last night but that was probably just all these youth players signing. Whether they got a watch or not is still unclear. Wanyama has signing but we are keeping it a secret for some reason, maybe till he gets a new work permit or something. Everyone likes the Brazilian guy, his agent seems happy with the terms or whatever but nobody knows who owns his left bollock and until we find out, he can't sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 July, 2013 Share Posted 6 July, 2013 Can't he just push his leftie up into the cavity until the ownership of that bit is resolved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 6 July, 2013 Afraid not - Brazilan law dictates the both balls must be declared and seen before boarding the plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 6 July, 2013 Share Posted 6 July, 2013 Does that apply to non locals entering or exiting Brazil? Would one testicled Hitler have been excluded from visiting Brazil if he'd wanted to visit Christ the Redeemer, just because of the absence of one of his knackers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 6 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 6 July, 2013 Yes, that's why he didn't escape with the rest of the nazis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 6 July, 2013 Share Posted 6 July, 2013 This is all taking far too long. I hope this delay doesn't allow this lot to come in Oh and I bet you all forgot that it starts like that eh. Ooh, could this be the first in a song for Damwhateverhislefttesticleiscalled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 7 July, 2013 Share Posted 7 July, 2013 Hi muppet show users, if any of you have bothered to watch DP's video above, then firstly congratulations and secondly, if it's anything interesting (I'm laughing as I type that as it clearly won't be!) please let the rest of us know, ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 7 July, 2013 Share Posted 7 July, 2013 Are these better tits? I wonder if Leandro Damiao has moobs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 7 July, 2013 Share Posted 7 July, 2013 Is that Deirdre from Corrie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 July, 2013 Share Posted 7 July, 2013 Question; does someone that has the initials ITK automatically and innately know about football transfers? e.g. Mr Kent decides to call his nipper Ignatius Tarquin or something? Could be a good long-term investment plan for anyone with a surname beginning with "K", if true. Get on it, Kardashians and Krabapples, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 7 July, 2013 Share Posted 7 July, 2013 (edited) Could be a good long-term investment plan for anyone with a surname beginning with "K", if true. Get on it, Kardashians and Krabapples, etc. Edited 7 July, 2013 by Spudders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 7 July, 2013 Share Posted 7 July, 2013 Funny. Nelson Muntz's "ha ha" reminds me of about 90% of main board content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 9 July, 2013 Hi ITKers I Know TMS like the odd snippet of info. I have been told that there is a bit of a lock down at the moment. This usually happens before a player signs. Then again it also happens for other stuff such as sponsorship announcements, training plans etc Not much info and as always we are left putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with something a mile off I.e. the youth player Photoshoot. Anyway, something interesting is happening, just have to find out what. IMO its VW. Don't worry. Bear, this info is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 July, 2013 Share Posted 9 July, 2013 Hi ITKers I Know TMS like the odd snippet of info. I have been told that there is a bit of a lock down at the moment. This usually happens before a player signs. Then again it also happens for other stuff such as sponsorship announcements, training plans etc Not much info and as always we are left putting 2 and 2 together and coming up with something a mile off I.e. the youth player Photoshoot. Anyway, something interesting is happening, just have to find out what. IMO its VW. Don't worry. Bear, this info is free. Brilliant Tokes. Solves all the problems of getting a beer in the concourse as well Our new VW signing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 July, 2013 Share Posted 9 July, 2013 Doesn't solve the problem of getting a bear in the Concourse though. Maybe if GroupOn do really cheap ticket offers Bearsy might be able to afford it. Or if free tickets are handed out to local school kids just at the time Bearsy is lurking in the playground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 July, 2013 Share Posted 9 July, 2013 Doesn't solve the problem of getting a bear in the Concourse though. Maybe if GroupOn do really cheap ticket offers Bearsy might be able to afford it. Or if free tickets are handed out to local school kids just at the time Bearsy is lurking in the playground. Hmmmm. The Bear needs to get into the games. But how does he get to SMS in the first place? Does he start hitch hiking on a Wednesday to get there on Saturday? But hang on, as NC is without a doubt a history killer perhaps TMS could get together and send him a "Clever Marketing Idea" Let's face it, Sammy Saint has been around for a long time now, also, we ain't going to the dogs anymore now that Rupe's and the Execs & the Wilde Boys have gone. We are a new Saints with our future ahead of us instead of being burdened by history. Perhaps we can swap Sammy for a snarling dribbling Bear. We know we can get Bowers to coach Bearsy in running skills, plus he'd get to see the games and maybe just maybe he could afford to get a round in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 9 July, 2013 Bear is sammy Phil, that's how he gets into games. He's not going to pay those prices for a ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 July, 2013 Share Posted 9 July, 2013 Good thinking DP. Also plenty of opportunity for Bear to steal napkins & sachets of sauce from the Concourse to try and sell on to other price pikeys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 9 July, 2013 Share Posted 9 July, 2013 Bear is sammy Phil, that's how he gets into games. He's not going to pay those prices for a ticket. Ah so that's why he is so weird. Must be hell going through life having feet that big and having a doggie sized willy to match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 9 July, 2013 Share Posted 9 July, 2013 -1 reputations points to Dubai Phil for talking bout dogs willys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 9 July, 2013 Share Posted 9 July, 2013 Good thinking DP. Also plenty of opportunity for Bear to steal napkins & sachets of sauce from the Concourse to try and sell on to other price pikeys! He also dobbed Dyer and BWP in all those years ago as he wasnt allowed a cut Did I just use the word dob ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 Just wanted to stop by and say Ramadan Kareem everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 what position is he play phil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 Thanks Phil, +1 reputations point for your kindness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 10 July, 2013 I don't know bear but he sounds hungry! Let's sign him up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 what position is he play phil? He polishes Phils balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 I've just bought some Jammy Joey Bites from my local Asda, they are the mutts nuts, literally..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 10 July, 2013 We could be on for a MS exclusive here. Photoshoot booked for tonight and tomorrow night. Sounds like a signing. I know, I know. Me and GS crack another case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 We could be on for a MS exclusive here. Photoshoot booked for tonight and tomorrow night. Sounds like a signing. I know, I know. Me and GS crack another case. of beer? champagne? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 10 July, 2013 Bob, you are going to make it off my ITK pm list soon and just be NITK like MLG and Turkish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 We could be on for a MS exclusive here. Photoshoot booked for tonight and tomorrow night. Sounds like a signing. I know, I know. Me and GS crack another case. You just concentrate on gripping GS's coattails nice n tight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 They do seem to have lot of photo-shoots tokyos by ur account, I'm starting to wonder if they're making saints theme porno! I would watch saints theme porno! I would do a scenario bout NC strip-searching programme sellers for missing spoons. Edit - I spose the other one shoot will be Luke Shaw + new watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Bob Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 Bob, you are going to make it off my ITK pm list soon and just be NITK like MLG and Turkish. I'm soz, do you want to borrow my camera phone for the foto shoots l8r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 10 July, 2013 Share Posted 10 July, 2013 We could be on for a MS exclusive here. Photoshoot booked for tonight and tomorrow night. Sounds like a signing. I know, I know. Me and GS crack another case. Well, it's about time they tried to promote the new home shirt properly By getting a photoshoot with Lucy Pinder nearly wearing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 10 July, 2013 Well beat this bear.... Wanyama deal done - Announcement tomorrow. You heard it here first on the muppet show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 July, 2013 Author Share Posted 11 July, 2013 Get ready ladies, this could be our 2nd big scoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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