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"A long time ago, in a Galaxy Cadburys far, far away...

 

STAR BARS

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Episode IV, A NEW CHOC. It is a period of civil war. Cadbury candybars, striking from a Black Country base, have won their first victory against the evil Mars-Nestle Empire. During the battle, Bornville spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the SNICKERS BAR, an peanut butter nougat delight with enough sugar to destroy an entire set of teeth. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister accountants, Princess Dairymilk races home aboard her Creme Egg, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the SweetShop …."

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"A long time ago, in a Galaxy Cadburys far, far away...

 

STAR BARS

150px-Cadbury_Starbar_Ireland.jpg

 

Episode IV, A NEW CHOC. It is a period of civil war. Cadbury candybars, striking from a Black Country base, have won their first victory against the evil Mars-Nestle Empire. During the battle, Bornville spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the SNICKERS BAR, an peanut butter nougat delight with enough sugar to destroy an entire set of teeth. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister accountants, Princess Dairymilk races home aboard her Creme Egg, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the SweetShop …."

 

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