SaintMichael Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 CPFC away: "Sea gull in drag, it's a Sea gull in drag.... it's not an Eagle, it's a Sea gull in drag" or "Fat f%cking Sea gull, it's just a fat f%cking Sea gull.....Fat f%cking Sea gull,...it's just a fat f%cking Sea gull Liverpool @ home You're just our reserves,.....you're just our reserves, Call yourselves Liverpool,... but you're just our reserves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 CPFC away: "Sea gull in drag, it's a Sea gull in drag.... it's not an Eagle, it's a Sea gull in drag" or "Fat f%cking Sea gull, it's just a fat f%cking Sea gull.....Fat f%cking Sea gull,...it's just a fat f%cking Sea gull Liverpool @ home You're just our reserves,.....you're just our reserves, Call yourselves Liverpool,... but you're just our reserves Well they're both sh*t Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pamplemousse Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 If there is no excessive clapping and no mention of Pompey then the Northam cannot possibly chant it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 CPFC away: "Sea gull in drag, it's a Sea gull in drag.... it's not an Eagle, it's a Sea gull in drag" or "Fat f%cking Sea gull, it's just a fat f%cking Sea gull.....Fat f%cking Sea gull,...it's just a fat f%cking Sea gull Liverpool @ home You're just our reserves,.....you're just our reserves, Call yourselves Liverpool,... but you're just our reserves You may leave. The first one is absolutely pathetic. The second one just ill-advised and not very clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 CPFC away: "Sea gull in drag, it's a Sea gull in drag.... it's not an Eagle, it's a Sea gull in drag" or "Fat f%cking Sea gull, it's just a fat f%cking Sea gull.....Fat f%cking Sea gull,...it's just a fat f%cking Sea gull Liverpool @ home You're just our reserves,.....you're just our reserves, Call yourselves Liverpool,... but you're just our reserves Why do we always attract people like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shance Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 Well they're both sh*t Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red&white56 Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 At least he tried................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 At least he tried................. Not even worth the time trying with our fan base. 'Oh when the saints' is about all anyone is prepared to sing anyway. It was embarrassing in Israel. Other than a small group a couple of rows in front of me everyone just wanted to sit in silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Bateman Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 Why do we always attract people like this? Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 9 October, 2016 Share Posted 9 October, 2016 Don't worry Michael you keep trying to get those going. Try to ignore the jaded, ageing fat men belittling your efforts. Coyr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whelk Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 Don't worry Michael you keep trying to get those going. Try to ignore the jaded, ageing fat men belittling your efforts. Coyr. Letting slip your prejudices Johnny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintMichael Posted 10 October, 2016 Author Share Posted 10 October, 2016 Ah well, won't give up the day job then. Any suggestions for new chants from any of those who've commented? Sent from my ONEPLUS A3003 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartan_saint Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 No, these miserable old £@*!s will criticise anything people suggest but wouldn't actually come up with anything themselves. Don't take it personally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 No, these miserable old £@*!s will criticise anything people suggest but wouldn't actually come up with anything themselves. Don't take it personally! Absolute ******** mush, some of us have regularly come up with songs that stuck, but those ones are just sh*t. Two songs about an irrelevant noddy club supported by people in fancy dress, one that makes us look small time as it's completely wrong and al of them to a tune that's so over used it's dull. The best I've heard in recent seasons is the "he's our Cedric one" to oasis's she's electric but for some reason no one bothers with it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 Yeah I'm pretty sure if these were half decent songs, people wouldn't slag them off. Singing about Palace and Liverpool makes even less sense than singing about Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tartan_saint Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 Absolute ******** mush, some of us have regularly come up with songs that stuck, but those ones are just sh*t. Two songs about an irrelevant noddy club supported by people in fancy dress, one that makes us look small time as it's completely wrong and al of them to a tune that's so over used it's dull. The best I've heard in recent seasons is the "he's our Cedric one" to oasis's she's electric but for some reason no one bothers with it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Which songs have this board come up with recently that are original and have stuck? The Wanyama one? At no point did I say his ideas were great. However sometimes it's better to say nothing at all, rather than rip him a new one at the first opportunity. I imagine these songs don't take off because they get an outing once or twice, and if they don't immediately get everyone else singing along, they are binned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKD Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 Absolute ******** mush, some of us have regularly come up with songs that stuck, but those ones are just sh*t. Two songs about an irrelevant noddy club supported by people in fancy dress, one that makes us look small time as it's completely wrong and al of them to a tune that's so over used it's dull. The best I've heard in recent seasons is the "he's our Cedric one" to oasis's she's electric but for some reason no one bothers with it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Couldn't agree more - heard that in Denmark last year. I really can't believe that one hasn't caught on. Credit to whoever made that one up. For some reason we are reluctant to sing anything new or something that doesn't involve sh*t 'banta'. 'The wheels on the goal, go round and round' or shouting 'left' and 'right' as the try and set the goal up, from the other week comes to mind... The OP pretty much sums up 90% of our fan base, so it is likely that these will catch on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 Yeah I'm pretty sure if these were half decent songs, people wouldn't slag them off. Singing about Palace and Liverpool makes even less sense than singing about Pompey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 ignore the haters St Mike, I liked them, they were funny, original and catchy. It'll really annoy of Palarse to hear us taking the p*ss out of their bird! This season represents a great opportunity to get some great songs going and some old classics! We can have bags full of banter with the opposition fans and players alike. Everton - We can bring back the "look like a wotsit" song for Koeman! Spuds - How funny would it be to chant "potato" over and over again at them in a Keith Lemon voice, they're so stupid they probably wouldn't get it! Leicester - AFter last season love in where we sang "you're gonna win the league" This year we can stick it to them with "you're gonna win f*ck all" Bournemouth - Obvious "You're just a sh*t strawberry, sh*t Strawberry, you're just a sh*t strawberry" Middlesbourgh - "you're in the middle of no where, you're in the middle of no where" Swansea - "just ugly ducklings, you're just ugly ducklings" Proper Banter opportunities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonicBoom Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 I always think it's amazing that other fans have a go at the Northam for chanting boring repetitive songs. Maybe that's true but no one else seems to do anything about it and let's face it, if it wasnt for the northam the majority of our games would be watched in stony silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 10 October, 2016 Share Posted 10 October, 2016 Koeman should just get, your just a Dutch lying barstard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maoflro Posted 11 October, 2016 Share Posted 11 October, 2016 ignore the haters St Mike, I liked them, they were funny, original and catchy. It'll really annoy of Palarse to hear us taking the p*ss out of their bird! This season represents a great opportunity to get some great songs going and some old classics! We can have bags full of banter with the opposition fans and players alike. Everton - We can bring back the "look like a wotsit" song for Koeman! Spuds - How funny would it be to chant "potato" over and over again at them in a Keith Lemon voice, they're so stupid they probably wouldn't get it! Leicester - AFter last season love in where we sang "you're gonna win the league" This year we can stick it to them with "you're gonna win f*ck all" Bournemouth - Obvious "You're just a sh*t strawberry, sh*t Strawberry, you're just a sh*t strawberry" Middlesbourgh - "you're in the middle of no where, you're in the middle of no where" Swansea - "just ugly ducklings, you're just ugly ducklings" Proper Banter opportunities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Wolf Posted 11 October, 2016 Share Posted 11 October, 2016 They're **** but sadly not much worse than most of our existing chants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maoflro Posted 11 October, 2016 Share Posted 11 October, 2016 What about "*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* Boufal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richardc Posted 11 October, 2016 Share Posted 11 October, 2016 What about "*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* Boufal" crap wont work too many *claps* "*clap* *clap* Boufal" - works much better and is easier to understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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