What would be your Dull, Mediocre Super Power?

[Lighthouse]

Something that would be really useful but too inane and uninspiring to make a movie about. I'd quite like to be able to tap stuff and instantly sell it for its original retail value. An old ski jacket in the loft, or a knackered circular saw in the garage, that kind of stuff.

[Turkish]

Being a top poster on a pretty dull football clubs supporters forum

[whelk]

Being able to point at a fly and laser it dead

 

[Gloucester Saint]

2 minutes ago, whelk said:

Being able to point at a fly and laser it dead

 

Definitely the case with wasps. Although the local Fieldfare population has an actual superpower in eating a lot of the wasps which were hogging our plum trees which are fruiting heavily.

[revolution saint]

The ability to deflect people from wandering into my way.  

[SotonianWill]

4 hours ago, revolution saint said:

The ability to deflect people from wandering into my way.  

The opposite is the super power to make anyone you want dance with you (if face on) 

[whelk]

To be able to make mobile phones spontaneously combust if someone is playing music on public transport without earphones

[AlexLaw76]

I to give myself immense music knowledge to be a champion on Pop Master 

[Farmer Saint]

5 minutes ago, AlexLaw76 said:

I to give myself immense music knowledge to be a champion on Pop Master 

Got that one already (nearly - got through to December a few years ago but went out)...it's not all it's cracked up to be TBH - didn't get any sex out of it, that's for sure.

Edited Monday at 17:48 by Farmer Saint

[Farmer Saint]

[benjii]

Two extra inches.

[Holmes_and_Watson]