Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing

[whelk]

Anyone watching? Thought I’d give it a go as Jonathan Ross was promoting it.

Probably in better taste than Tamesaint’s lighthearted attempt but which Saintweb pairings would be the most entertaining?

Turkish and suewhistle

LD and SOG

GM and Gloucester 

Ralph and Farmer

 

[RedArmy]

MLG and anyone 

[badgerx16]

Nic and SOG

[Weston Super Saint]

Holmes and Watson 

[Holmes_and_Watson]

3 minutes ago, Weston Super Saint said:

Holmes and Watson 

Watson: One day my criminologist genius will be recognised!

Holmes: Kindly focus on finishing your story for the Strand, while I finish this injection into my vein.

[Gloucester Saint]

1 hour ago, whelk said:

Anyone watching? Thought I’d give it a go as Jonathan Ross was promoting it.

Probably in better taste than Tamesaint’s lighthearted attempt but which Saintweb pairings would be the most entertaining?

Turkish and suewhistle

LD and SOG

GM and Gloucester 

Ralph and Farmer

 

GM would definitely be by far the worst on here from my perspective.

Reminds me of Tony Adams story of being arrested for his drink-driving crash into a wall and co-cuffed with another prisoner at the station. The other guy he was cuffed to was an ardent Spurs fan and was wailing across the station ‘I’ve been arrested and I’m handcuffed to the captain of Arsenal. This is the worst day in my entire life!’

[whelk]

36 minutes ago, badgerx16 said:

Nic and SOG

Actually think better if you and Nic. Problem for producers is SOG and nearly anyone works

[whelk]

Egg and hypo

[Turkish]

10 hours ago, RedArmy said:

MLG and anyone 

Jesus wept can you imagine being handcuffed to him or Gio saint?

[Weston Super Saint]

10 hours ago, whelk said:

Actually think better if you and Nic. Problem for producers is SOG and nearly anyone works

But imagine the fascinating tales of lunch with celebrities!  Never a dull moment.

[Turkish]

10 hours ago, whelk said:

Actually think better if you and Nic. Problem for producers is SOG and nearly anyone works

I’d love it, it’d be like school days where every time his back was turned I’ve be punching his thigh to give him a dead leg, pinching his nipple or elbowing him in the ribs. The Romney Marsh brunches won’t know what’s hit them. 

[badgerx16]

10 hours ago, whelk said:

Actually think better if you and Nic. 

As long as they supply noise cancelling ear buds.

[egg]

29 minutes ago, Turkish said:

I’d love it, it’d be like school days where every time his back was turned I’ve be punching his thigh to give him a dead leg, pinching his nipple or elbowing him in the ribs. The Romney Marsh brunches won’t know what’s hit them. 

Take the keyboards away, and I reckon you two would get on like a house on fire. He'd be a hybrid of uncle Albert from only fools and Ness from Gavin & Stacey regailing you with unbelievable tales of chance meetings and life experience. You'll be so blown away you'll want to adopt him as your own Uncle SoG, and want to build an annex so he can come and stay a few times a year. It'll be lovely. 

As for me and Hypo, feck knows how that'll go. 

[Lighthouse]

I applied to that show. Told them I had an unstable personality and a strong prejudice against Swedish lingerie models. I never got a reply.