Steak

[SNSUN]

The wife just cooked my steak Well Done because she forgot to take it off the Tefal Optigrill until her Well Done steak was finished.

My question is: how long does a divorce take from start to finish? 😁

Also, Well Done steak is an abomination. 

That is all.

[trousers]

When I last complained about my wife's steak cookery she threw it on the roof in a fit of rage. The steaks were high that night, I can tell you.

[SNSUN]

20 minutes ago, trousers said:

When I last complained about my wife's steak cookery she threw it on the roof in a fit of rage. The steaks were high that night, I can tell you.

So you're saying you and the wife had beef... 😜

[Sevvy]

A good steak has to be cooked blue, still with a heart beat, 

[Colinjb]

You let her cook your steak for you. Bet you let her tend the barbeque too.

You need to reflect.

[SNSUN]

6 minutes ago, Colinjb said:

You let her cook your steak for you. Bet you let her tend the barbeque too.

You need to reflect.

We don't have BBQs because our garden is full of overgrown bushes. And I'm pretty sure rats are living in our daughter's Wendy house. 

[Colinjb]

1 minute ago, SNSUN said:

We don't have BBQs because our garden is full of overgrown bushes. And I'm pretty sure rats are living in our daughter's Wendy house. 

I'm seeing a trend in your homelife.

[SNSUN]

1 minute ago, Colinjb said:

I'm seeing a trend in your homelife.

I haven't even got started on the black mould and cat faeces. 

(Please don't tell Social Services) 

😜

[Colinjb]

2 minutes ago, SNSUN said:

I haven't even got started on the black mould and cat faeces. 

(Please don't tell Social Services) 

😜

Based on the rats, not your cats?

Don't worry, i'm sure social services are paying zero attention to this.