Super Rocket Thruster Flying Cars (Split)

[Farmer Saint]

1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said:

That useless ‘not an engineer’ that doesn’t innovate Elon Musk just demoed a car that does 0-60 in less than a second, can drive upside down and fly. 
 

If only he was innovating to egg’s standards 

Not sure if you're kidding, as this contradicts your previous points - this is a non-commercial innovation?

It's comparable to the below:

I do remember this changing the world...

[Osvaldorama]

1 hour ago, Weston Super Saint said:

One that can't be used on public roads or in public.  What sort of fucking genius inventor invents something that can't be used, rendering it utterly fucking pointless?

But you do know that these funny things called fighter jets have already been invented don't you?  You know, ones that can already do the things that Elon the great's 'invention' can do?  

Once again, Elon the fantastic proves he's not actually an innovator, just good at copying.  Maybe he should have been Chinese?

all I see here is lefty screeching 

 

 

[Osvaldorama]

1 hour ago, egg said:

When the non engineer Elon gets his actual engineers to produce a car that I can go and buy, and which does something that safely does something more useful than current cars, let me know. 

Thanks. 

This is genuinely going to be the gift that keeps on giving for me. 
 

As he continues to push the boundaries of technology over the next few years, I’m going to chuckle thinking of you every time he does something new. 
 

When humans land on the moon again  in a starship, I’ll be picturing you in your little council house fuming at the world 

[Farmer Saint]

21 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

all I see here is lefty screeching 

 

 

Lol, you genuinely think that's cool?

You're such a fucking loser 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Gloucester Saint]

30 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Lol, you genuinely think that's cool?

You're such a fucking loser 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Portsmouth Patriots innit.

[Osvaldorama]

58 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Lol, you genuinely think that's cool?

You're such a fucking loser 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Yeah god, who would think a car doing 0-60 in under a second that can fly is cool. 
 

I mostly like it because everything musk does annoys champagne socialists like you guys.
 

Your tears genuinely make me really happy 

[Whitey Grandad]

1 hour ago, Osvaldorama said:

This is genuinely going to be the gift that keeps on giving for me. 
 

As he continues to push the boundaries of technology over the next few years, I’m going to chuckle thinking of you every time he does something new. 
 

When humans land on the moon again  in a starship, I’ll be picturing you in your little council house fuming at the world 

When humans get back from the moon then, and only then, might you even think about celebrating. 

[Osvaldorama]

5 minutes ago, Whitey Grandad said:

When humans get back from the moon then, and only then, might you even think about celebrating. 

Less than two years away. Don’t have long to wait.  
 

Meanwhile bureaucrats in Europe may have signed the paperwork to confirm another new type of bottle lid, or something 

[Farmer Saint]

35 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Yeah god, who would think a car doing 0-60 in under a second that can fly is cool. 
 

I mostly like it because everything musk does annoys champagne socialists like you guys.
 

Your tears genuinely make me really happy 

Not sure where I'm crying about it - we own a Tesla FFS and it's our 3rd one.

Wrong again, genius.

But yeah, why would you think that's cool? Are you 7?

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[Osvaldorama]

 

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[Farmer Saint]

3 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

 

I can imagine you stood at the local Wetherspoons, with your cane, trying to chat to engage the other punters in conversation about Musk's new world changing invention, as they look you up and down pitifully before returning to their tables.

 

[egg]

2 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:

This is genuinely going to be the gift that keeps on giving for me. 

As he continues to push the boundaries of technology over the next few years, I’m going to chuckle thinking of you every time he does something new. 

When humans land on the moon again  in a starship, I’ll be picturing you in your little council house fuming at the world 

One difference between us that I don't get excited by technical developments which are of absolutely no benefit. Sure, it's clever, in a way that would excite a 9 year old, but it's utterly pointless in all reality. 

You got all excited about his rocket that crash landed into the sea and blew up as well if I recall.

A real life hot wheels and a rocket that crashes. Feck me, the human race is saved. 

[Osvaldorama]

2 minutes ago, egg said:

One difference between us that I don't get excited by technical developments which are of absolutely no benefit. Sure, it's clever, in a way that would excite a 9 year old, but it's utterly pointless in all reality. 

You got all excited about his rocket that crash landed into the sea and blew up as well if I recall.

A real life hot wheels and a rocket that crashes. Feck me, the human race is saved. 

That’s because you have a low IQ and don’t seem to understand that all of this is R&D, working toward the ultimate goal of a multi-planetary society. 
 

Instead you cry and seethe while musk keeps winning. 
 

Funny 

[Farmer Saint]

2 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

That’s because you have a low IQ and don’t seem to understand that all of this is R&D, working toward the ultimate goal of a multi-planetary society. 
 

Instead you cry and seethe while musk keeps winning. 
 

Funny 

"Rockets and flying cars are soooo cool. Fancy a date."

[egg]

4 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

That’s because you have a low IQ and don’t seem to understand that all of this is R&D, working toward the ultimate goal of a multi-planetary society. 
 

Instead you cry and seethe while musk keeps winning. 
 

Funny 

Oh, the I'm a clever cunt cos I like blowy up rockets etc line. 

Grow up you daft prick. Your constant resort to rudeness and abuse when challenged is childlike and tiresome. 

[Osvaldorama]

29 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

Not sure where I'm crying about it - we own a Tesla FFS and it's our 3rd one.

Wrong again, genius.

But yeah, why would you think that's cool? Are you 7?

“What use is a flying car?” 
“Why is that cool?”

[Farmer Saint]

9 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

“What use is a flying car?” 
“Why is that cool?”

To be fair you make it very easy to sneer at you.

[Farmer Saint]

I've worked out who @Osvaldorama is!

He's Dwight, without the charm.

[Osvaldorama]

9 minutes ago, Farmer Saint said:

To be fair you make it very easy to sneer at you.

Cheer up, misery guts. 
 

You champagne socialists are never happy. I can’t imagine seeing a flying car and your first thought is to moan. 
 

Proper weirdo

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, Osvaldorama said:

Cheer up, misery guts. 
 

You champagne socialists are never happy. I can’t imagine seeing a flying car and your first thought is to moan. 
 

Proper weirdo

You can't imagine seeing a flying car? 

It's like a plane, only it's a car. I can imagine it quite easily. I'm not sure it's really quite as abstract an invention as you think it is.

With your imagination, I wonder what invention will impress you next. A rocket-pack? A pen that is also a camera? 

Just to help you, here is a picture of a flying car:

[James_O_Mac]

When a username is referencing the biggest bellend to play for Saints in the last 30 years, I think that sums everything up politics or otherwise.

I’d also like to highlight this is my first post since 2023 to make this point.

[Farmer Saint]

Just now, James_O_Mac said:

When a username is referencing the biggest bellend to play for Saints in the last 30 years, I think that sums everything up politics or otherwise.

I’d also like to highlight this is my first post since 2023 to make this point.

It's amazing, he's such a prick he's drawn you out of retirement.

That's brilliantly funny 🤣 

[whelk]

13 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Cheer up, misery guts. 
 

You champagne socialists are never happy. I can’t imagine seeing a flying car and your first thought is to moan. 
 

Proper weirdo

You’re the most terrified cunt on the whole forum. Joyless, scared and delusional. Oh and a bit thick. Gets a hard on for rockets lol, rockets are cool

[benjii]

3 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:

This is genuinely going to be the gift that keeps on giving for me. 
 

As he continues to push the boundaries of technology over the next few years, I’m going to chuckle thinking of you every time he does something new. 
 

When humans land on the moon again  in a starship, I’ll be picturing you in your little council house fuming at the world 

Tesla took $50k deposits for the Roadster 9 years ago. To date, those people have received fuck all, other than this stupid demo of a stunt car which will never go into production. 

[Farmer Saint]

11 minutes ago, benjii said:

Tesla took $50k deposits for the Roadster 9 years ago. To date, those people have received fuck all, other than this stupid demo of a stunt car which will never go into production. 

Did you not hear, it's going to change the World? By 2030 we'll all be flying cars to work - air traffic control will be a thing of the past and crashes will always result in deaths as we hurtle to the ground in our disguised bombs.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, Farmer Saint said:

I can imagine you stood at the local Wetherspoons, with your cane, trying to chat to engage the other punters in conversation about Musk's new world changing invention, as they look you up and down pitifully before returning to their tables.

 

It's possible the looks up and down are related to working out Osvaldo's weight, for Elon's plan to put a person into orbit in under a second. 🙂

[Osvaldorama]

1 hour ago, Farmer Saint said:

You can't imagine seeing a flying car? 

It's like a plane, only it's a car. I can imagine it quite easily. I'm not sure it's really quite as abstract an invention as you think it is.

With your imagination, I wonder what invention will impress you next. A rocket-pack? A pen that is also a camera? 

Just to help you, here is a picture of a flying car:

Hilarious 👏 

[Osvaldorama]

59 minutes ago, whelk said:

You’re the most terrified cunt on the whole forum. Joyless, scared and delusional. Oh and a bit thick. Gets a hard on for rockets lol, rockets are cool

Look at you piping up 😂

 

He’s not gonna shag you mate. 
 

 

[Farmer Saint]

3 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Hilarious 👏 

That's awkward, it wasn't meant to be funny.

Glad you got something out of it though, bless ya!

[Farmer Saint]

3 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

Look at you piping up 😂

 

He’s not gonna shag you mate. 
 

 

Erm, says who?

[Osvaldorama]

43 minutes ago, benjii said:

Tesla took $50k deposits for the Roadster 9 years ago. To date, those people have received fuck all, other than this stupid demo of a stunt car which will never go into production. 

And now they get to receive a car with thrusters that does 0-60 in under 1 second. 
 

Most people that paid a deposit don’t worry about $50k and just want to support the company. So I’m not sure why that upsets you. 

[Farmer Saint]

2 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

And now they get to receive a car with thrusters that does 0-60 in under 1 second. 
 

Most people that paid a deposit don’t worry about $50k and just want to support the company. So I’m not sure why that upsets you. 

But you won't be able to use the thrusters.

It's also so advanced, it can only be made in LHD.

[benjii]

32 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

And now they get to receive a car with thrusters that does 0-60 in under 1 second. 
 

Most people that paid a deposit don’t worry about $50k and just want to support the company. So I’m not sure why that upsets you. 

Are you retarded? No customer is getting that stupid thing.

[Weston Super Saint]

4 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:

Less than two years away. Don’t have long to wait.  
 

 

Source?

[Weston Super Saint]

52 minutes ago, benjii said:

Are you retarded? No customer is getting that stupid thing.

I suspect if Elon the greatest inventor is quoted as saying 'it isn't exactly safe' you can bet your last dollar it's very, very far from being safe.

Fingers crossed Oswaldo Harvey gets the first one then.

[JohnnyShearer2.0]

I don't understand the need to troll. Surely people have got better things to do than batting for a multinational company?

[badgerx16]

7 hours ago, Osvaldorama said:

That useless ‘not an engineer’ that doesn’t innovate Elon Musk just demoed a car that does 0-60 in less than a second, can drive upside down and fly. 
 

If only he was innovating to egg’s standards 

It will do 60-0 in even less time  if it hits the right obstruction.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

1 hour ago, benjii said:

Are you retarded? No customer is getting that stupid thing.

Give it a few days. Osvaldo will be posting  a "9 out of 10 cars sold in the UK,are Musk rocket cars on the Motability scheme" article. 🙂

[egg]

Just now, Holmes_and_Watson said:

Give it a few days. Osvaldo will be posting  a "9 out of 10 cars sold in the UK,are Musk rocket cars on the Motability scheme" article. 🙂

PiP claimants will be able to collect their reddies quicker than ever before. How lovely. 

[badgerx16]

5 minutes ago, egg said:

PiP claimants will be able to collect their reddies quicker than ever before. How lovely. 

Considering that the g-force in Elon's new car is close to that experienced by astronauts on lift off, I'm not sure PIP claimants could handle it.

[Holmes_and_Watson]

7 minutes ago, egg said:

PiP claimants will be able to collect their reddies quicker than ever before. How lovely. 

I worry about the thrusters being able to cope, if they take their benefits home in cash. All that extra weight. Rocket safely everyone! 

[egg]

Just now, badgerx16 said:

Considering that the g-force in Elon's new car is close to that experienced by astronauts on lift off, I'm not sure PIP claimants could handle it.

That's a thought, more fecked backs and necks = more PiP claimants. Seems like Ozzie is batting for the wrong team here. 

[Farmer Saint]

FFS, what a bunch of low-IQ, non-serious leftie losers you all are.

[Farmer Saint]

46 minutes ago, egg said:

That's a thought, more fecked backs and necks = more PiP claimants. Seems like Ozzie is batting for the wrong team here. 

[Farmer Saint]

Anyway, he seems to know as much about Tesla's as he does Gold Fiat's...

[Osvaldorama]

1 hour ago, JohnnyShearer2.0 said:

I don't understand the need to troll. Surely people have got better things to do than batting for a multinational company?

I don’t understand the Musk haters, I'm sorry, I just don't get it.
 

You can be on the side of sourpuss muesli munchers, doing nothing but creating bureaucracy getting in the way of progress and cool stuff, or you can be on the side of flying cars and supercomputers.

[Osvaldorama]

2 hours ago, benjii said:

Are you retarded? No customer is getting that stupid thing.

You want to bet that no customer receives a new Tesla roadster?
 

How much? 
 

 

[egg]

1 minute ago, Osvaldorama said:

You want to bet that no customer receives a new Tesla roadster?
 

How much? 
 

 

If you're taking bets on cars with thrusters being delivered anytime soon, you're as mad as Elon. 

[Osvaldorama]

3 minutes ago, egg said:

If you're taking bets on cars with thrusters being delivered anytime soon, you're as mad as Elon. 

 

Every time people doubt him, he delivers. This will be the same. 
 

I do have to thank you & farmer though, seriously.
 

Every single innovation that SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink, Starlink etc. deliver from here will make me laugh knowing how wrong you all were. 
 

Going to make the next few years even more interesting. 

[Weston Super Saint]

2 minutes ago, Osvaldorama said:

 

Every time people doubt him, he delivers. This will be the same. 
 

Just to recap on people doubting him and magnificent Elon delivering :

Musk repeatedly promised coast-to-coast autonomous drives (from Los Angeles to New York), feature-complete autonomy, and 1 million robotaxis on the road starting as early as 2017–2020. As of 2026, Tesla's system remains at SAE Level 2 driver assistance, with limited and heavily restricted pilot rollouts.

Affordable Mass-Market EVs: A $35,000 electric car was teased in 2006 for a 2016 target, and a $25,000 "Model 2" was promised around 2020 before plans were scaled back or shifted toward robotaxis.

Mars and Space Colonization: Musk claimed in 2011 that SpaceX would reach Mars within 10 years (or worst-case 15–20 years), and later projected a human landing and colony by 2024–2025, timelines that have repeatedly shifted into the 2030s

Pledges to manufacture tens of thousands of humanoid Optimus robots or launch human-trial brain chips on tight multi-year countdowns have regularly missed their windows or relied on heavy tele-operation prototypes.

The proposed high-speed Hyperloop transit concept introduced in 2013 was largely abandoned, and the Boring Company delivered only a small 1.7-mile Las Vegas loop rather than the sweeping regional underground networks promised.

In 2018, Musk tweeted that he had "funding secured" to take Tesla private at $420 per share, leading to a fraud settlement with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) for $40 million after financial backing was not actually lined up.

Simply put, when Musk says he's going to do something, you can bet your last dollar he'll deliver.  Yessir, sure fire bet is Elon!