lordswoodsaints Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Heard today from 'carslberg insider' that Pompey fans consume more carlsberg per game than us. Jeez they are even better than us at drinking.......you lot better pull your fingers out this season because I won't be there to help you.... Oh wait,you can't,our account is on hold,it hasn't been paid for months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Heard today from 'carslberg insider' that Pompey fans consume more carlsberg per game than us. Jeez they are even better than us at drinking.......you lot better pull your fingers out this season because I won't be there to help you.... Oh wait,you can't,our account is on hold,it hasn't been paid for months.Yeah but they only drink it to keep up they're plastic c-ockney accents! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the boy from saints Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 It's just that they've got ****e taste in lager. If St Mary's sold a decent pint (1664, San Miguel, Peroni) then we'd drink them under the table...possibly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 I'm more than happy for them to have the record for drinking that tasteless sh!te. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonRichards Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 I'm more than happy for them to have the record for drinking that tasteless sh!te. Ditto. I didn't think that shlthole had a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toadhall Saint Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 I thought drinking was frowned upon in the Arab world - perhaps their latest moneybelt will ban alcohol and just let them drink what fish normally drink (everyone else's p*ss). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintjersey Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Lundekvam is trying to do it all by himself on behalf of saints fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gammon cheeks Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Heard today from 'carslberg insider' that Pompey fans consume more carlsberg per game than us. Jeez they are even better than us at drinking.......you lot better pull your fingers out this season because I won't be there to help you.... Oh wait,you can't,our account is on hold,it hasn't been paid for months. Maybe its made from fish **** , thats why they like it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Ditto. I didn't think that shlthole had a bar. Its not the amount of Booze outlets that is the problem at our(when i say OUR i mean we really own it)shythole,,,,,,,its the recycling stations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niceandfriendly Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Its not the amount of Booze outlets that is the problem at our(when i say OUR i mean we really own it)shythole,,,,,,,its the recycling stations Why would you actually WANT to own that dump though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Its not the amount of Booze outlets that is the problem at our(when i say OUR i mean we really own it)shythole,,,,,,,its the recycling stations Unfortunately for you we own St Marys now, fish fiddler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 (edited) Why would you actually WANT to own that dump though?Its the new Abu Dhabi camel $hit dump/compost plant! Edited 2 June, 2009 by SOTONS EAST SIDE Wrong country! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Unfortunately for you we own St Marys now, fish fiddler! What!,,,,The same way as we own all those mince Pies, And you pony boys have the cheek to call us (Cheep Skates) Big LoLzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 I thought drinking was frowned upon in the Arab world - perhaps their latest moneybelt will ban alcohol and just let them drink what fish normally drink (everyone else's p*ss). Yep and it's Abu Dhabi so that means No food or drink sold at all or allowed in the Stadium during Ramadan Meanwhile. Of course they drink more 1) There are so few of them they can get to the bar more often 2) The football is so sh*te they spend more time in the bar Anyway don't worry Al Fahim has bigger worries today lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Its the new Dubai camel $hit dump/compost plant! IT ISN'T FOOKIN DUBAI..... AGAIN - IT IS NOT FOOKIN DUBAI It is like us lot repeatedly saying that MLT played international football for Wales... Abu Dhabi is where those "nice" people come from. Doctor Who came to DUBAI - That's us - Planet of the Dead, he did NOT go to Abu Dhabi where instead of abusing their poor labourers, they torture their camel grain suppliers over a $5,000 bill and get it put onto You-Tube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chocco boxo Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 If you woke up on a Saturday morning and you had to give your Dad a BJ whilst watching Soccer AM, before going to the match your brother buggers you and then your sister wants a quick one, would you not want a good drink with inbred mates!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyes k8 Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Ditto. I didn't think that shlthole had a bar. What do you know. We have a very nice TENT. Eat your heart out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 What do you know. We have a very nice TENT. Eat your heart out. Shooosh,,,,They will now want to know what extra entertainment we have;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 IT ISN'T FOOKIN DUBAI..... AGAIN - IT IS NOT FOOKIN DUBAI It is like us lot repeatedly saying that MLT played international football for Wales... Abu Dhabi is where those "nice" people come from. Doctor Who came to DUBAI - That's us - Planet of the Dead, he did NOT go to Abu Dhabi where instead of abusing their poor labourers, they torture their camel grain suppliers over a $5,000 bill and get it put onto You-TubeSorry Phil my mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 IT ISN'T FOOKIN DUBAI..... AGAIN - IT IS NOT FOOKIN DUBAI It is like us lot repeatedly saying that MLT played international football for Wales... But he could have played for Wales (or Scotland or Ireland or even France) because he comes from the Channel Islands, which is not part of England or Great Britain, or even the UK. So don't get so wound up about Abu Dubai or whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Sorry Phil my mistake! [-X Don't worry, Dubai NEARLY bought Liverpool and then Charlton, but TRUST me, the guys here have SOME class and would NEVER have bought that lot! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 (edited) [-X Don't worry, Dubai NEARLY bought Liverpool and then Charlton, but TRUST me, the guys here have SOME class and would NEVER have bought that lot! ;)They're just storage space anyway. lol And a change of animals to screw!lol @ the Poopey boys change of taste!!! Edited 2 June, 2009 by SOTONS EAST SIDE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docker-p Posted 2 June, 2009 Share Posted 2 June, 2009 Heard today from 'carslberg insider' that Pompey fans consume more carlsberg per game than us. Jeez they are even better than us at drinking.......you lot better pull your fingers out this season because I won't be there to help you.... Oh wait,you can't,our account is on hold,it hasn't been paid for months. I don't believe it. More Portsmyth ****** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 3 June, 2009 Share Posted 3 June, 2009 They would have to. Have you seen their women? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruffo Posted 3 June, 2009 Share Posted 3 June, 2009 SFC supporters go to watch some quality football. pompey supporters go to the game and cannot handle watching there crap team in there crap stadium so they go behind the stand (fancy world for pompey ground) and drink beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opthomps Posted 3 June, 2009 Share Posted 3 June, 2009 Carlsberg is the worst lager in the world, anyone who can consume more than a pint of the **** is a fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 3 June, 2009 Share Posted 3 June, 2009 They would have to. Have you seen their women? No wonder they go for the fish :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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