Male Grooming, how much is too much?

A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo?

When you start calling it 'male grooming,' then it's gone too far.

A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo?

"a mate" huh? Yeah right.

"a mate" huh? Yeah right.

he is my brother in laws brother. Good lad, apart from being so vain.

I have my anus bleached twice a month.

I have my anus bleached twice a month.

do they trim your anal hair at the same time?

I have my anus bleached twice a month.

Racist.

First it's the anus, then......

Anything more than soap and water for washing and brushing your teeth.

I have my anus breached twice a month.

why does this not surprise me?fwiw, imho 'male grooming' is fine, although in my experience it usually hides other inadequacies. ugly (read normal) men are more relaxed specimens and hence more attractive to either sex by virtue of that fact...

personally i like the 'denim'* effect...for men who don't have to try.....too hard!

* 1970's men's scent

Turkish, for the record, I have my legs waxed twice a month, my hair cut weekly, my bum cheeks waxed monthly, I shave my ball sack daily, pluck my eyebrows, bathe in ass' milk weekly and use a douche bag everyday. My teeth are fuct and I'm am ugly mother fuxxer but I have the body of a playboy model.

P.S. How's Stu ?

A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo?

In a 'compares nail varnish and handbags ' type of way?

Any!

LOLz @ this thread

Turkish, for the record, I have my legs waxed twice a month, my hair cut weekly, my bum cheeks waxed monthly, I shave my ball sack daily, pluck my eyebrows, bathe in ass' milk weekly and use a douche bag everyday. My teeth are fuct and I'm am ugly mother fuxxer but I have the body of a playboy model.

P.S. How's Stu ?

Stu is someone that could seriously do with some male grooming, starting with Liposuction.

I prefered the 'what you can/can't wear to football' thread.

I had a very nice Manicure & Pedicure on Monday thankyou very much. It cost me 3 pounds 80 pence all included.

I then had a very nice Oil Massage and it cost me 18 quid with a smiley middle

any man should at the very least ensure his hair is no unkempt; always carry a comb in your pocket boys.

and i have not as yet found a product to compare with a good dollop of this muck to keep it looking tidy and healthy.

A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo?

Botox and waxing is just freaky.

Can understand teeth whitening but hair thing is surely just an ego problem?

What's next pectoral implants!

I have my anus bleached twice a month.

How do you bleach your starfish ? ( not that I want to do it just curious ? )

any man should at the very least ensure his hair is no unkempt; always carry a comb in your pocket boys.

 

and i have not as yet found a product to compare with a good dollop of this muck to keep it looking tidy and healthy.

Then you have not found this yet

Then you have not found this yet

 

is that the stuff that feels & smells like ear wax?

How do you bleach your starfish ? ( not that I want to do it just curious ? )

I can show you if you like?

I saw a documentry about grooming, it wasn't just centered around males either. Many youngsters are being taken advantage of this way, it's a serious issue.

I recall the now banned poster Wiltshire saint sending me some very dubious PM's on here, I think he thought I was a schoolgirl until I set him straight.

Meh... I pluck my uni-brow and my brows, and spend a fair bit of time doing my stubble. I tend to my lowers too. Come shoot me down because i am soooooooooooooooooooooooo ghey. Unfortunatlty I live in Beastleigh so I can't claim to be the only ghey in the village.

I recall the now banned poster Wiltshire saint sending me some very dubious PM's on here, I think he thought I was a schoolgirl until I set him straight.

I could be wrong but doesn't he now post as Deppo?

No. But whilst we're on the subject, does Tiggs Theo now post as norwaysaint?

No. But whilst we're on the subject, does Tiggs Theo now post as norwaysaint?

You do post as Atticus Finch though and it was widely thought he was Wiltshire Saint.

On the subject of Male Grooming.

Dennis Healey.

The man that inspired all of us to get our ears waxed, eyebrows trimmed and have facials.

Legend

You do post as Atticus Finch though and it was widely thought he was Wiltshire Saint.

Who? Tiggs Theo was Wiltshire Saint? That's what I thought too. Not so sure about Atticus Finch. I think he is also Junction 9?

Who? Tiggs Theo was Wiltshire Saint? That's what I thought too. Not so sure about Atticus Finch. I think he is also Junction 9?

I'm sure the mods could easily check the IP addresses.

I like to post as Manjii when I want to get all snobby about music.