Turkish Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 (edited) A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo? Edited 1 January, 2011 by Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 When you start calling it 'male grooming,' then it's gone too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo? "a mate" huh? Yeah right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 January, 2011 "a mate" huh? Yeah right. he is my brother in laws brother. Good lad, apart from being so vain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 I have my anus bleached twice a month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 1 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 1 January, 2011 I have my anus bleached twice a month. do they trim your anal hair at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 (edited) I have my anus bleached twice a month. Racist. First it's the anus, then...... Edited 1 January, 2011 by saint lard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 Anything more than soap and water for washing and brushing your teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 1 January, 2011 Share Posted 1 January, 2011 I have my anus breached twice a month. why does this not surprise me?fwiw, imho 'male grooming' is fine, although in my experience it usually hides other inadequacies. ugly (read normal) men are more relaxed specimens and hence more attractive to either sex by virtue of that fact... personally i like the 'denim'* effect...for men who don't have to try.....too hard! * 1970's men's scent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 Turkish, for the record, I have my legs waxed twice a month, my hair cut weekly, my bum cheeks waxed monthly, I shave my ball sack daily, pluck my eyebrows, bathe in ass' milk weekly and use a douche bag everyday. My teeth are fuct and I'm am ugly mother fuxxer but I have the body of a playboy model. P.S. How's Stu ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo? In a 'compares nail varnish and handbags ' type of way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dronskisaint Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 Any! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Rabbit Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 LOLz @ this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 2 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 2 January, 2011 Turkish, for the record, I have my legs waxed twice a month, my hair cut weekly, my bum cheeks waxed monthly, I shave my ball sack daily, pluck my eyebrows, bathe in ass' milk weekly and use a douche bag everyday. My teeth are fuct and I'm am ugly mother fuxxer but I have the body of a playboy model. P.S. How's Stu ? Stu is someone that could seriously do with some male grooming, starting with Liposuction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I prefered the 'what you can/can't wear to football' thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I had a very nice Manicure & Pedicure on Monday thankyou very much. It cost me 3 pounds 80 pence all included. I then had a very nice Oil Massage and it cost me 18 quid with a smiley middle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 any man should at the very least ensure his hair is no unkempt; always carry a comb in your pocket boys. and i have not as yet found a product to compare with a good dollop of this muck to keep it looking tidy and healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenevaSaint Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 A mate of mine aged 32 has already had botox and teeth whitening and waxes all his body hair. He is bald and now on about getting hair implants which apparantly you can now get for £3k. I took the p*ss massively when i heard about the botox and teeth thing but got to say the results do look quite good! He isn't a great looking bloke but is fit with a decent physique and well dressed and does well with the women, what do you lot think, is he going too far or just taking care of himself and making the best of what he has got and is available or is he a closet homo? Botox and waxing is just freaky. Can understand teeth whitening but hair thing is surely just an ego problem? What's next pectoral implants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red&White Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 I have my anus bleached twice a month. How do you bleach your starfish ? ( not that I want to do it just curious ? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 any man should at the very least ensure his hair is no unkempt; always carry a comb in your pocket boys. and i have not as yet found a product to compare with a good dollop of this muck to keep it looking tidy and healthy. Then you have not found this yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 Then you have not found this yet is that the stuff that feels & smells like ear wax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 How do you bleach your starfish ? ( not that I want to do it just curious ? ) I can show you if you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 I saw a documentry about grooming, it wasn't just centered around males either. Many youngsters are being taken advantage of this way, it's a serious issue. I recall the now banned poster Wiltshire saint sending me some very dubious PM's on here, I think he thought I was a schoolgirl until I set him straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 Meh... I pluck my uni-brow and my brows, and spend a fair bit of time doing my stubble. I tend to my lowers too. Come shoot me down because i am soooooooooooooooooooooooo ghey. Unfortunatlty I live in Beastleigh so I can't claim to be the only ghey in the village. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 I recall the now banned poster Wiltshire saint sending me some very dubious PM's on here, I think he thought I was a schoolgirl until I set him straight. I could be wrong but doesn't he now post as Deppo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 No. But whilst we're on the subject, does Tiggs Theo now post as norwaysaint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 No. But whilst we're on the subject, does Tiggs Theo now post as norwaysaint? You do post as Atticus Finch though and it was widely thought he was Wiltshire Saint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 On the subject of Male Grooming. Dennis Healey. The man that inspired all of us to get our ears waxed, eyebrows trimmed and have facials. Legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 You do post as Atticus Finch though and it was widely thought he was Wiltshire Saint. Who? Tiggs Theo was Wiltshire Saint? That's what I thought too. Not so sure about Atticus Finch. I think he is also Junction 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 Who? Tiggs Theo was Wiltshire Saint? That's what I thought too. Not so sure about Atticus Finch. I think he is also Junction 9? I'm sure the mods could easily check the IP addresses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 6 January, 2011 Share Posted 6 January, 2011 I like to post as Manjii when I want to get all snobby about music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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