Disco Stu

I saw another I liked which was similar. Presumably from a Wednesday fan. "Premier League mower for sale. Leeds and Blades not included".

As a coach? Perhaps. As a registered player? No thanks.

This is my feeling at the moment. The slate is wiped clean as far as I'm concerned and I will be judging them on next season, especially on how we recruit this summer. At the moment, words are just words.

I suspect we'll sell naming rights to help fund the project.

I hope ours is an improvement on that architecturally speaking. That's hideous.

What would people think about us signing Kalvin Phillips perhaps on loan especially if we miss out on Downes? I know he struggled at West Ham in a David Moyes system but surely "the Yorkshire Pirlo" would suit a Russell Martin team perfectly. Given our previous dealings with Man City, it seems plausible.

Not only the change of manager, but the Paqueta situation may affect this transfer as well. He was looking likely to leave, and they were probably hoping for £80m to reinvest with. Now they may be forced to look at what they already have.

If Lallana's coming back, it better be as a coach.

You're proposing we go into a premier league season with Shea Charles as Flynn Downes' back up? He's Diallo MK2, he's not a DM.

Sign him up!

Looks like ABK might be keen to stay...

New 1st choice GK, CF, LB and DM (in the Romeu mould) absolutely essential if we want to be competitive.

MOTM: SNSUN for introducing the sexy nun just when we needed her.

FUCKING GET IN THERE! LEGENDS.

This is awful.

Please take some control 😩

I've aged about 10 years 😂

There's going to be about 9 minutes added at this rate.

Manning! Oh here we go.

I'm bricking it.

What a chance to miss 😱

I knew we'd have to weather a storm but we're not even in it at the moment. Take some control. Give them something to think about at the other end.

Please Saints. Get that second goal!