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Bit harsh on her. In case there's anyone who doesn't know... http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/coronation-street-helen-flanagan-return-1556295

I'm pretty sure he knows how we play, Pochettino will have clarified that.

Well, he said it in Spanish, in England, and it wasn't translated for anyone, so the Italian fans will just be told it was a mistranslation. He made a similar point about English fans being respectful and they see that you're trying.

You may as well remove the question mark.

Wow, apart from "me and my girlfriend have been looking for a house for 3 months" that was literally pointless.

Was his Espanyol number, as mentioned a few times by a poster with a shirt number in his username last night. Makes sense to give away a number that's been previously allocated to someone who didn't even feature in the Championship, rather than one that's previously been used by someone on the bench in the Prem...

Other that to see if he speaks any English.

Number 17, fancy that.

He's a footballer and Saints is a football club.

Literally no reason to watch this other than to find out if he knows any English (unlikely) and his squad number, then. SSN have just run a "Coming Up" graphic with the clip of him scoring for Espanyol they've been running all day, so they may be going live too, though they haven't said so.

As opposed to "that bloke who you know we've signed, here's his face, it looks like every picture and video of him you've seen ?". From 2:45pm, anyway.

I'll be interested to see if he takes 11 or the 17 he wore at Espanyol, seeing as the 9 he had at Roma is taken.

I would quite like them to get two spawny FA Cup draws against non-league no-marks and scrape through after a replay and penalties then draw us in January, preferably at Fratton, just so we could utterly murder them. Though seeing them lose to Billingham Synthonia or Odd Down would be fun too...

Rubbish song (though better than the "signing Pochettino" version). Painter was reserve to Wayne Bridge last season if anyone fancies a little chuckle.

There are only 380 matches in a Premier League season (20 teams x 19 home games each = 380), so yes it includes all of them.

So, anyone have any problems ?

Orrrrr turn into an awesome player worth twice what we paid, now he has a top level striker to pass to ?

I love this mental video of Osvaldo and Papa Waigo combining to beat Juventus in 2008 :

Oh, redid the Wales file and it... mostly... works now. Added a load of overflow leagues to the bottom leagues in Wales to ensure no-one I don't want in the system gets in, and still getting geographical bastards which had leapt into Aberystwyth from South East Wales but have tried to resolve that by adding clubs to the Aberystwyth Leagues to stop them getting underpopulated and raping other divisions. Solved the league not generating 2nd season fixtures by removing some of the more complex playoffs, which were not being created and stopping the leagues moving on. It's now straight promotion/relegation in almost all leagues, except a couple of working playoffs I've left in. You do get some crazy crap happening with the "can't promote reserve teams" stuff, in one division I had a team promoted from the bottom 3 positions because all but 3 sides were reserves, and they also finished about 5 places below a reserve team that got relegated from the top half because their parent club got relegated from the league above. I shall keep testing until I get bored without ever playing the game and just stop caring, like my PES2013 1980s kit file recreation, or my WWE13 outfit hacking.

As someone who bought FML13 in July, I would suspect not. That was a lot of screenshots of something that fundamentally looks just like the last game. I'm new to this, so I'll just assume that every year you all make the same "complete overhaul" and "totally different" jokes and then MLG gets all defensive and before you know it we're on page 13 and update 3.3 has turned Ian Holloway black.

So, remind me who is to blame again ?

I have a friend who calls him "Pinocchio" and Boruc "Borat". I think he just does it to annoy me. It works.

Heskey was actually very mobile and agile in his Leicester and early Liverpool years, and was comfortably better than Carroll has shown for anyone other than Newcastle up until about 2003 - agree what you say about him being good at getting it down and laying it off, but he's not a patch on Lambert in terms of vision and execution when facing the goal with the ball at his feet, and no more effective at running at players - even though he's faster and should be able to go past players he just doesn't have the control. I haven't watched enough of Carroll's movement off the ball or closing down to know if he was any good at that.

Jol is mine too, new owner will be looking for an excuse to get rid of him.

Your main point is sound, there's no "lump sum" because teams pay instalments. As we took out a loan to stump up some early Gaston money (pre-Prem handout) and the stumbling point was the payment schedule, I would suggest that the payments we were getting from Arsenal weren't sufficient to offset the up front cost of Gaston, in terms of cashflow.