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Can't agree with you on Sturridge who I think will be far and away England's main striker by April, though I have a new found hatred for Welbeck after my Wilfried Bony last scorer bet at 10/1 yesterday.

Now he's signed I've had a look at some videos. I cannot wait. Pace, power, guile, passing, finishing and heading ability. He's the guy we've been missing up front.

We are still nowhere near what West Ham are paying in wages.

I'm watching Kelly and Baker VSPO on BTSport1 right now, that's this thread on tv. Brilliant.

Also, the random jumble of "I am unaware of Google" type questions like "*Questions from Andovarians Can anyone do a spary tan tomorrow night and come to the house? Not purple spray tanning though . Looking for sienna or fake bake aswell only. Thank you. Hey people I need help. I need to find a reliable (hopefully cheap) window cleaner who cleans window frames alongside the windows themselves. Also someone who may be available at short notice. Thanks in advance you wonderful people of Andover! Does anyone know how much all day parking is at Andover train station? Thanks "

Spotted in Andover is quite special : https://www.facebook.com/pages/Spotted-In-Andover/462690267146647?fref=ts Sample text : Really good to see someone taking a chance on opening a business in town! New Furniture Shop Opens in Andover Town Centre Just wanted to say how impressed with the service I got from a lad in halfords yesterday didnt catch his name but he has got long hair and seemed to be doing every job in there ie serving fitting relaying messages. Keep up the good work lad top service for once Can anyone remember those cats that were spotted in Merlin car park a good few weeks back, mum, dad n baby kitten ? Think it was them and I'm not revealing the where abouts but I can report they are doing great and all still together kitten looking really healthy playing with mum and dad. Nice to see them together in the wild and doing well as a Family and enjoying the sun lol Fascinating.

Completely. Agree. This kind of thing. Is. Annoying, too.

I read the first sentence and then moved on to the comments. You're spot on with your comment about paragraphs, and in reality it can only be editors trying to explain away the terrible quality of their reporters' writing. I found that text nearly impossible to concentrate on.

You're not aware of the "Spotted In..." pages then ? Exact same stuff on Facebook and various other places. Utterly hilarious.

Apparently Bolton had a bit of a tricky start the season they went down too, not that I was paying any attention at the time.

They didn't really think the names and squad numbers through did they ? "Beckham 15" ?!?!

There's one "Falcao leaving Monaco due to taxation" thing on YouTube, but it's just some webcam guy regurgitating rumours and it must be absolute nonsense, the status of Monaco relating the the FFF's rules has been known for getting on for a year (they're trying to get Monaco to be registered in France so they don't get Monaco's tax breaks and artificially benefit compared to all the other French clubs), and those regulations have nothing to do with existing player wage arrangements anyway.

I want to see LAST year's predictions FFS, what's the point of telling everyone Steve Clarke's inexperience will see West Brom struggle and Billy Sharp will score for England* if no-one ever sees the things again ? *Didn't say this either.

Sweet Baby Jesus and the orphans.

Ten quid is excellent value, and a lot of Northern and Yorkshire Saints will be happy - but to be honest they could be playing it at St Mary's and giving out tenners and I'd have to think about it twice.

I get less excited every year, and the FL having been running for 2 weeks has completely taken the edge off it this year for me. Plus we're not going to win anything, what's to get excited about ? Not even bothering to go to The Hawthorns, and I went there on a Monday night for a live tv match last season !

Also, Phil seems to be missing that none of these customers will have to deal with Al Jazeera customer service, they'll only have to deal with the middle man they're paying who's got access to the streams Al Jazeera have. I still think it's weird to pay for something you can get just as legally for nowt though.

Makes sense, he's also one of the more long-serving players, and you can't get much benefit from Kelvin being captain on the bench.

It wasn't a bobble, it was a deflection by Hanley.

I'm just as sure he'd leave for Liverpool as I am that Liverpool don't want to sign him.

Clearly just WUMming or he'd have had Lovren in there.

We parked in the forecourt of some tyre place on the main road last year, but it was an evening game so they were just closing when we got there.

They'll launch the GK and training kit when it turns up, but don't be surprised if it takes ages, especially if there's an outside chance someone will buy a home shirt instead of waiting.

As already mentioned.

I'm going for 12.