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Behind Enemy Lines

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  1. Best - Le Tis Worst - Carrillo Worst ‘signing’ overall -Nathan Jones
  2. He couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banj….. …oh! 1-1. COYS!
  3. I’m returning to Southampton soon so I’ll need a new name. Ready to listen to offers for good ones.
  4. I never, ever learnt if it was Font, Fontie, Fontay, Useless Effin 🤬 (when we lost), all the time he was here.
  5. With or without chilli sauce?
  6. I’m going through a separation, I can’t afford the extortionate prices on here! 😂
  7. It was a nice bit of drift to the thread; I enjoyed it as it’s not a part of Southampton I’ve really been to. As my name suggests, I have moved away, but, very soon will be moving back due to a separation. Will have to change my name on here if I can! Looking at the Town Quay area so interested in the pubs and history there.
  8. Front footed, aggressive. God willing, we can build on this.
  9. God willing we won’t concede in the second half. Then I can punch my badge and shout a lot of expletives.
  10. Sounds a good plan, but…. Gloac’s Cunning Stunts, Red and White Army We hate Pompey Clap clap clap clap, doesn’t feel right.
  11. Nik Naks Skampi ‘n’ Lemon. Tastes like ‘yer mum, but knows how to run a football club.
  12. NJ mentioned it over a week ago, that’s what I read on here. And even after that, people were still questioning why he wasn’t picked. Things get lost on these threads sometimes. I can’t point you to the thread or date though sorry. I just know I read about his injury here and the club didn’t want him playing through pain or injections.
  13. You realise you only have half-time and limited windows per game to make subs? You need, sometimes, to change more than one at a time or you can’t use all available subs.
  14. Quick, get Kane down here to practice taking penalty’s. That’ll get rid of the drone.
  15. Has he signed yet?
  16. For those wanting to fly up or expect the club to subsidise aircraft; you won’t be able to fly back that night to Southampton airport. Unless someone can organise an airport opening extension, if that’s possible there. A lot of airports you can’t get an extension because of licensing purposes.
  17. Middle name is Everton. Lazy journalism 😂
  18. The only team to beat a team managed by Pep Guardiola in a domestic cup quarter final.
  19. Nathan Jones, Jones Culling Nathan Jones Nathan Jones, Nathan Jones, get out now. To the tune of Dr Jones by Aqua
  20. Jones IN for cup games, OUT for league games? Genius thinking 😂
  21. Cheese and onion toastie. The proper one that’s about 450°c inside, but you just have to bite into it as you can’t wait. Still less painful than watching Saints.
  22. I don’t think making subs at half time counts towards the total number of ‘times’. I may be wrong though.
  23. I don’t think his performance today warrants him getting a cheeky hand job!
  24. Not the exception. Didn’t Lovren (might have been someone else!) that went off at half time due to the abuse he got?
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