CB Fry

32 years ago. You might as well consider the violence of the First World War as well.

Looking at that photo now it really looks like one of those "I am not a robot" website security things. Please put a tick in all the boxes that don't contain a shit statue

Jesus wept.

as is "against the run of play". Man expected to win, wins.

I think he's just a little right wing.

Look, I done the thread that said it definitely wouldn't be Suella Braverman last time and I was proved right, weren't I? So just trust me on this one. And anyway, when does Pompey ever beat Saints? Come on man.

I also don't believe that Boris would want the four, maybe five year schlep of being leader of the opposition.

At last the thing we have all dreamt of: one of our own* in Downing Street A new thread for a new era. Bit of a shitter about mortgage rates, and all of Britain's public services shot to shit. But still: A SAINTS FAN Let's hope he makes Portsmouth illegal or something. *if you went to Private School and also a multimillionaire

Predictable. But the best available result for the country.

In the next 24 hours they'll be a load of shit coming out that he never intended to run, it was just his supporters getting over excited.

Boris has bailed out/bottled out/bounced out of leadership contests before. He will find a way to wriggle out of this one.

So it would seem! GONE

He actually said it, the plank.

I've heard that Steven Gerrard is a fighter not a quitter.

Gerrard will be going the way of Liz Truss if Villa don't get anything here.

We need a new bloody thread already.

Fucking woeful.

She specifically said yesterday she is a fighter not a quitter so it cannot possibly be resignation.

Fair play for having a drink every time Bournemouth had a shot on goal.

Honestly that is a win of a relegated team. Absolutely fucking dreadful against a terrible opponent.

Lyanco :chefs kiss:

Adam Armstrong, in contrast, is at least putting a shift in. Working off the scraps he is getting.

If there's ever a war on, nobody bother calling up Maitland-Niles. Probably wouldn't turn up anyway.

Bournemouth are obviously an elite level side so its only correct that we completely retreat in the face of such high quality opposition. Like a fucking non league team in the FA Cup third round.

Let's see if we can get to the 50th minute without conceding.