CB Fry

Boris has bailed out/bottled out/bounced out of leadership contests before. He will find a way to wriggle out of this one.

So it would seem! GONE

He actually said it, the plank.

I've heard that Steven Gerrard is a fighter not a quitter.

Gerrard will be going the way of Liz Truss if Villa don't get anything here.

We need a new bloody thread already.

Fucking woeful.

She specifically said yesterday she is a fighter not a quitter so it cannot possibly be resignation.

Fair play for having a drink every time Bournemouth had a shot on goal.

Honestly that is a win of a relegated team. Absolutely fucking dreadful against a terrible opponent.

Lyanco :chefs kiss:

Adam Armstrong, in contrast, is at least putting a shift in. Working off the scraps he is getting.

If there's ever a war on, nobody bother calling up Maitland-Niles. Probably wouldn't turn up anyway.

Bournemouth are obviously an elite level side so its only correct that we completely retreat in the face of such high quality opposition. Like a fucking non league team in the FA Cup third round.

Let's see if we can get to the 50th minute without conceding.

WE ALWAYS WIN ON AMAZON

To be honest I don't have a problem with that line up. I don’t think we should just chuck all the kids in because they are new and exciting. We'd be just setting them up to fail. The problem is that the first team is not great whoever we pick.

I see his replacement did the pre-match press conferences today then. Some guy called Geven Strerrard.

He'd be on the brink of one of the greatest jobs in global employment. Third choice keeper at an English Champion's League club. Absolutely coining it for doing only sightly more than nothing.

Oh what might have been. We could have signed Jack Grealish on the hot dog income alone.

What a fucking relief.

The whole Gerrard sacking thing definitely happened today then.

Lets see if we can get to the sixtieth minute without conceding.

Let's see if we can get to the fiftieth minute without conceding.

This is it. The selection makes no great difference. Midfield and attack we are shit whoever you put out there.