CB Fry

But how could he have possibly known? I'm with MLG: this is a completely unforeseeable chain of events that we are playing a recognised European team on the Saturday afternoon before the season starts. One can only imagine the absolute panic in the ticket office last night when they found out for the very first time of this brand new concept. I applaud the club in taking this giant step into the unknown.

Not convinced by Bednarek and Salisu as our first choice pairing to be honest, especially if the goals dry up at the other end. But good luck to this lad, sounds like a decent signing.

Would have been particularly odd to move Forster on after the two seasons he had with Koeman. And he had a massive contract. So I don't get your "surprise".

My therapist told me just to keep laughing at you. Does me the world of good.

Sorry, leave it for the covid thread.

I wish we were Brighton.

He's back everyone. If Potter was our manager (15th, then 16th) you'd fucking hate him and would have spent the last two seasons constantly shitting yourself about relegation as you did with our two seasons when we were far clearer of the drop than Brighton were for every single day of both those seasons. If that was us there's no way you'd be predicting top half. Absolute weirdo.

You go on and on about having people on ignore but its clear that you are replying to them - as I pointed out. You're welcome. But most people aren't fooled by your supercilious holier than thou routine: it's just an act. In the coming days, I am certain, you will both claim to "have on ignore", but also reply to, Turkish, Hypo, Weston or whoever. Why not try, you know really try, to not do that?

An entire hour of Dominic Cummings on BBC2 right now. He's clearly got some insider knowledge and insight but dear God he's such an unreliable witness.

You clearly don't understand what the word ignore means. Ignore people, fine. Don't ignore people at all, but tell everyone else you are ignoring them: absolutely batshit insane. People mock you, constantly, and this is one of the reasons why.

LOL! You think Sharks are real!? Use your loaf FFS!!!

GULLIBLE. HUMAN. SCUM.

Except on Saturday you directly replied to Weston, and Turkish and Lord Duckhunter. So they're not on ignore at all, are they?

Well, he was the undeniable first choice keeper when he signed his contract.

We're already paying Forster more than that, so let's say more than that.

Jesus wept.

Chomp chomp chomp

I thought the country was being run by The Prime Minister, the Health Secretary and, you know, the government. Are you saying all those employees forced to isolate and all those businesses running at reduced hours, or with skeleton staff or with depleting stocks - they're only doing the whole isolation thing because of "the prevailing grievances of the twitter mob"? They're only fucking their own businesses over because of people on twitter? You sure about that?

Currently at the beach (Cleethorpes, check me out) and delighted to report no music. Flipping hot though.

I wish we were Aston Villa.

It's a well known fact that Viktor Orban only managed to seize power in Hungary because of a widespread campaign of correcting people for typing "there" instead of "they're".

So it is a co-ordinated multi-governmental population extermination campaign, after all. Funny, when I suggested you'd said that before you said i was wrong. But here we are, the Prime Minister is having a fake vaccine to get the rest of us to take the real one which he knows full well will kill us. Clear. On January 1st 2020 when the Prime Minister did a broadcast to the UK saying that 2020 was going to be "a fantastic year for Britain", he already knew of the whole "lockdown and then exterminate the population" plan, right? He would have been in the meetings, wouldn't he?

The idea that we "let" the player run it down is naive. There's been negotiations with Ings going on for a year. I don't get this idea that there are things that the club can do to lock down players like the players themselves don't have a decent idea of their own value, their own position of strength. This was very visible in sagas like the Alderweireld affair where too many people thought all we needed to do was to "move fast" to "quickly", "lock down" the player, like we can do that before the player has any notion that other offers exist, other clubs exist, or that they don't know their own power and options.

What was the first Saints match you saw?

"seem", "wholly", "presumably", "imagine". Huge leap, as usual.