CB Fry

£794 up tonight apparently.

You'd have to be absolutely mad to think this lot could finish in the top half.

I'm hearing that talk of us signing Loftus-Cheek are wide of the mark.

Shane Long is coming on so that means goals goals goals.

We are never ever ever ever going to score.

You've handled a small line up change on a TV football chat show with slightly less dignity than a 14 year old girl sobbing over Robbie leaving Take That. Absolutely pathetic. Man up you blubbering ponce.

Corbyn was a frequent contributor to RT, as was Milne and others in the Corbyn orbit. Milne was a Putin fan-girl, and host of fawning interviews with the great dictator. When Salisbury happened the Cretin could not bring himself to condemn the Russian state for hostile act on a British soil. Yes, the is plenty of dodgy Russian money in the country and the Conservatives are as culpable as any. But Corbyn, mainly because of his pitifully dim "anti-imperialism" sixth former worldview, is a perpetual facilitator and apologist for the Russian state.

I just hope he has the dreams and ambitions we require to take us to our rightful place in the Champions League.

There is some point to friendlies but these weren't friendlies. Ooh, I've come over all MLG.

In fairness they weren’t friendlies to "learn from". Over the two games Danny Ings played about as much as I'd expected and JWP probably about 80 minutes more than I expected. Ings was nothing more than a form-based call up that Southgate had to make. But in reality Ings has no England future, I wouldn’t worry too much about it.

Why? If you're a reporter or the political editor of, say, Sky or CNN, then you're the front person of a collective effort. Newspapers do the same thing ("The Times can reveal"). Saying anything other than "we" would be incorrect. I guess what I am saying is that the small thing in life that annnoy me is people not really understanding how journalists/ism work.

I'd like one with Matt Le Tissier's face on. Circa 1993.

Says the man bawling his eyes out because some people on a football chat show might be different to last season.

The fatal combination of supreme self-confidence combined with being pitifully as thick as mince. Trending with the word "Holocaust" is some achievement for him, probably up there with that first goal against Newcastle.

Jesus wept.

You're kidding yourself son. Salisu was reported in the same "random" way as McKennie was.

Le Tissier made it incredibly easy for them to sack him with the absolute horseshit he was and is coming out with on social media. I called it several weeks ago, and here we are. Utterly predictable. The money and prestige won't be comparable, but would be good to hear him on Solent replacing Big Dave who hs absolutely appalling.

Obviously I've known about the opening fixture for some time but seeing the full list it looks nice and balanced. I will always look at the last three matches and they look perfect if we are in any relegation bother. Fun fact - this is the third consecutive year that Leicester away has been in mid-January. Its my closest away game and it is continuously clashing with my daughter's birthday weekend. Three effing years in a row. FFS.

Fucking have it.

Something about this makes me think that this was the fitness issue that LeG was talking about.

Maybe they picked the wrong international manager from the Low Countries.... Belgium's Roberto Martinez for Barcelona!

Little tip = if you're going to say in a post that something is a "myth", try and avoid making shit up. Koeman never finished fifth with Everton. And the point is he was given an effing fortune post Lukaku (a player he only inherited) and utterly blew it on a load of old shit.

He's not unproven. He is proven to be not really that good whenever he's been anywhere with genuine pressure or expectation. It's a romantic not pragmatic appointment.

The U-turn has been upgraded to a C-turn.

No it doesn't. That's how the Christmas fixtures work and exactly how it should be.