CB Fry

Man who I said wouldn't win a general election doesn't win a general election. Oh, the egg on my face.

This is called doing a Puel. Looks good on paper but says more about the paucity of the opposition than any innate actual success.

May close to tears.

Maidenhead. Fingers crossed for Giant Elmo.

Clegg about to fall....

Fu ck off Angus Robertson you whinging jock. Well done Ruth.

Was about to post "Take a bow, Ruth Davidson". One of the best leaders in the country right now.

That Justine Greening result is pretty immense and bodes well for Corbyn, despite not quite taking the seat.

Exit poll in tatters already? The Brexit to Tory move certainly happened in Sunderland. She's going to get her majority.

What was interesting to read the other day was that May has never been front line in an election campaign - she was skulking around the background for the Brexit vote and was never front and centre in Cameron's campaigns or those before it. She was never picked to do that role. Now we can see why.

At the moment this feels like 2-2 at Wembley. I still think Zlatan May will nick it.

This is true. A majority was there for the taking.

Same time next year then? #vote2018

Well I didn't see that coming and no mistake. At 9:58 I wrote down 74 and said to the missus there's your majority (she's a Tory). For the first time ever I could be wrong about something. Still think the Tories will scrape it although the SNP looks too low.

This just in - people who didn't believe the monopoly thing were moronic:

Someone has definitely swallowed the propaganda hook, line and sinker. Jesus wept.

Tories (or the strong, incumbent party), usually.

Imagine one of those supertanker container ships that turn up at the docks every day. Imagine every square inch of it is filled with hundreds of thousands of frogs. Then double it. That.

Yeah but he made little Steven Gerrard upset that time.

Because he has no place here. We signed him out of utter desperation and when we had him he played one game. His time at Saints is over.

Up against the utterly delusional AR-10 (I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT) I am definitely on team Crabby. #crabarmy

He is not coming back. Ever.

Just heard my contact at the club and Virgil has given his side of the story. All one big misunderstanding. Turns out all he and Klopp were doing was playing a game of Monopoly.

The "smears" on Corbyn have worked fine. And they're not smears it's true. Abbott is a walking catastrophe and has done herself in by being utterly sh ite at her job. And the Mail stuff is what people like me meant by "he's unelectable" two years ago - he's got all this baggage and it's a doddle to lay it on thick at times like this. It's all there in his history and his voting record. Ditto Diane, ditto "bombs and bullets" McDonnell. His team, hand picked. But, yeah. The rallies. The membership. Fu cking brilliant.

It's a reasonable assumption - I'd think our vacancy will be one of the top five best paid managerial vacancies in the world this summer. And not entirely sure he is going to get another top ten European job right now - he's basically a Brendan Rodgers type figure - built a rep, got a shot at the big time and now needs to build up again. He'll be a high calibre appointment for sure but it's a pretty good match of club size/challenge if he wants Premier League and wants it now.