CB Fry

Pretty tragic that some people actually believe this sh ite.

There's no room for sentimentality but why don't we play this guy because he used to play for Juventus in the old days.

Bertrand had Puel by the throat at the training ground you know. It was on a completely made up football rumours website but it confirms my existing prejudices so I will be swearing blind that it is true.

Remember it like it was yesterday. Best bit was when Tim Flowers ran the length of the pitch at the end.

Right you are then, sweetheart. Happy Easter X X X

Putting it in bold still doesn't mean 8th place gets Europe, it doesn't. 8th place will not get a European place in any scenario. (Leicester winning the CL and finishing 8th doesn't count because it ain't the 8th place getting them there).

So Heisenberg thinks Everton will sign Virgil in the summer. Me and SKD don't agree but fair play, it's brilliant when someone has conviction. Nice one mate.

You seem to be ploughing through a huge number of posts going on and on about how Everton are going to sign VVD while simultaneously going on and on about how you don't think it will happen and how dare you suggest I think it will happen I don't actually think it will happen but it might happen it could happen I don't think it will happen but it might but it won't but it might but it won't but it might. it won't. it might. it won't. it might. He will not sign for Everton. Get over it.

Turn it in, he's not going to Everton. In all this "experience" of the "footballing world" that you are basing your opinion on, when has a non elite club outbid an elite club for a player in the last five to ten years?

I like the way you've written a reply in a style that suggests I don't know what I'm talking about while at the same time completely agreeing with what I said.

He is obviously not going to sign for Everton.

While this is very true, and also very simple to understand, it will never be accepted by a small group of utter helmets that populate this forum. Please say we'll win Lawro please say we'll win. Just say we'll win Lawro. Please say we'll win. Please Lawro. Lawro please. Please. Lawro. Please.

For the love of God.

We should have signed that Schrödinger lad.

Clasie = Cockerill.

Turgid.

Sorry. It was just a reference to him (allegedly) getting his wanger out.

Jesus wept.

Caceres really needs the chance to start showing off what he's got.

I'd prefer the cover version by Joy Division.

Boufal will come good. The problem is that he isn't made to be an impact sub, looks like he needs to work himself into a match. But he hasn't justified a starting place. So we probably need to wait for the inevitable injury to Redmond or Dusan.

Also from the Daily Express. I've never agreed with you but until now at least thought you were reasonably intelligent. You can make a case for Brexit without referencing the worst newspaper this country has ever produced, the Desmond-era Express.

Are you seriously quoting a house price story from the Daily Express?

If you seriously thought a) that manager would stay forever and b) that set us up to finish top 6 or 7 consistently forever from now on then good luck. If we finish 9th or 10th this season, that still means 3 out of 4 seasons we've finished top 8 which is pretty consistent. Or does consistently in your world mean never, ever finish below 7th ever again? As was said, prepare yourself for a miserable future as a Saints fan if you think that was ever likely.