CB Fry

Great performance. Fantastic work from Puel 2K17 and Eric Black. Top ten plus a cup final and despite a gruelling autumn schedule and without our two best players. Nothing short of brilliant.

Yeah, must be tough being a Palace fan.

Maybe shut the fu ck up about relegation now, yeah?

Yoshi up front at the weekend.

Clasie/Hojberg next time up then. I know you've been frozen out for the last two months, lads, but...

It's raining shots.

Get Sims on.

Easier to score, Shane.

Stats currently sat for the second half CP have had zero shots on target, one on target. We've had three off target.

Please can we win please.

Come on then Claude, get em in the dressing room and give em some right rousing motivation and inspire them to win this.

Anyone know where this puts us in relation to the relegation zone?

I'd like to have seen Boufal start rather than Long. Is he injured? Nice to see Pied fit. Bet he plays before Caceres does.

Well he wasn't fit when he joined us anyway, and its interesting that he couldn't find a club at all during the summer or through half the season into the entirity of January. And let's remember we signed him through utter desperation when our two targets went wrong at the last minute. I fully expect him to be rotated in tonight. If he isn't, in a week with three games in it, then it may be we never see him kick a ball for us.

"Why have none of your other mates, and there's loads of them all over Europe, made any attempt to borrow the keys to your Porsche despite there being not one but two entire Porsche borrowing windows to do that in the last year?" Anyone would conclude it ain't a Porsche and its just a back up car in case one of our other main two cars end up in a pile-up.

I think it's you that needs medical attention. Mentally ill.

Bring on a World War with Spain. We'll hand them their straw donkey chorizo munching dago arses on an effing plate. They'll need more than a pint of Ouzo to drink when we've finished with them. Remember, some countries don't spend half the afternoon in flipping bed. Ka-boooom.

It meets the criteria of something not true that he knew was not true when he said it. Or, if you like, a lie.

"We have the best midfield options in the Premier League"

Chump.

We are never ever going to score.

So I did a quick early check on Kodi just now and Sportsmania working for the Liverpool match. Was expecting to have to change something but all is the same as before, easy as pie. Take THAT, copyright law!

You've crammed a lot into those three posts but all in vain. I'd recommend that you get used to the idea that VVD will be sold for big money this summer. It's far more likely than not to happen. I'd say 80/20. He's too good for us already and if MCFC or CFC come in with £50-60m then we will take it and he will go because it would make him one of the highest paid defenders in the world. It doesn't mean giving him an extension was wrong last year - clearly it guaranteed to keep him for this season - and his current hefty contract at least means that the likes of Liverpool won't afford him. Who knows, his injury lay off might just make him think he wants to give us one more season, but in reality it probably reminds him how precarious his profession is and to advance when the chance comes. We move on to the next centre back, we have had a pretty good record of picking them.

Theresa May and her legs are on BBC1 now. Interviewed by that well-known pinko wet leftie remoaner snowflake Andrew Neil.

I like Puel in a gay way.